Dec 11, 2025 · 1:23:00

Maya Rudolph (Live) on Good Hang with Amy Poehler

The Hang, in Short

Amy kicks off the live show at LA's Fonda Theater with an immediate apology: she didn't know it was an 8pm start time, everyone's definitely not getting home before 11pm, and it's upsetting. She won't do it again. Classic. After Amy Mann performs the theme song live with her band, Amy brings out Maya Rudolph, but not before Ron Funches appears to talk behind Maya's back (the show's signature move). Turns out they failed at keeping Ron a secret because nobody bothered closing Maya's door backstage, so she just spotted him and went "Hey Ron, what are you doing here?" Ron talks about carrying home with him after moving between LA, Chicago, and Oregon. He plays video games on tour and does Pilates everywhere because he likes sweating to feel grounded. Also, he and Bill Hader once bonded on a plane by mutually refusing to sit together and talk.

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    Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and

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    welcome to Good Hang.

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    Hello. Welcome to the Fonda Theater. I

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    am Amy Polar. We are so excited that

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    you're here tonight.

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    How's everybody feeling?

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    All right.

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    Just want to remind everybody to please

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    turn off your cell phones and refrain

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    from taking any photos or videos during

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    the show. We want you to enjoy yourself

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    and be in the moment, which I know is

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    difficult to do in these trying times.

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    We are very, very happy that you're here

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    with us. Thank you so much for coming.

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    And to kick off the show and get us

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    started, give it up, ladies and

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    gentlemen, for my dear friend,

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    incredible musician, and the singer of

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    the Good Hang theme song, an incredible

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    artist, Amy Miles. Everybody, Amy Miles,

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    thanks so much. Let's get this going. My

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    name is Amy Miles. I'm so happy to be

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    here. I am so um honored to be here and

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    I am here with my beautiful friends Mr.

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    Quick Wedwin

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    and Mr. David Wayne on the drums.

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    >> Okay you guys uh without further ado we

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    are going to play the theme two good

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    hank and I like it and I like it and I

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    will not mess this up. One, two, three,

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    CLAP

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    Low consequences and low offenses when

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    my arm break a bone. Coming back to city

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    in late summer. Everybody. Everybody.

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    Everybody's gone. Everybody. Everybody.

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    Everybody's gone. Everybody. Everybody.

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    Everybody's gone. Everybody. Everybody.

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    Everybody's gold. Everybody's gone.

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    Woohoo. Going

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    for the hug.

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    Go

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    with a B. What's up?

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    What do you say?

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    All I ever wanted was a really good Hey,

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    hold on. See if I'm breathing. Till to

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    the right and start believing. Money's

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    got a dress. Get the party started.

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    Money's got a party that starts tonight.

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    Money's got to just get the party

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    started. What you say?

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    Money's got to just get the party

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    started. Starts tonight.

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    Party.

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    You broke my heart.

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    When I see you, I turn and go home.

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    Woohoo. Going

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    for

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    a B.

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    What do you say?

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    All I ever wanted was a really good

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    hang.

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    What do you say?

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    All I ever wanted was a really good

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    hand.

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    Ladies and gentlemen,

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    the host,

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    my friend, your friend is 80.

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    80 miles, everybody. 80 miles.

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    Hey.

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    Woohoo.

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    Woohoo! WOOHOO!

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    HELLO.

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    Thank you, Amy. Thank you, David. Thank

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    you, Craig. Hello, everyone. Please have

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    a seat. This is a podcast. We're sitting

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    down.

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    Hello. Welcome. Welcome to Good Hang

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    Live.

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    Thank you so much for coming. It is a

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    thrill to be here. I just want to start

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    by saying I apologize for the late

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    start. I did not know this show was

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    going to be an 8:00 p.m. show. I truly

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    didn't and I'm so sorry. I'm telling you

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    right now, you're not getting home

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    before 11 and it's upsetting and I won't

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    do that to you again.

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    Welcome. Um we are very very excited to

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    do our show tonight. Um we have uh we

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    have a few people to thank before we get

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    started and the first is Spotify. Thank

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    you for um everything everyone here who

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    works on Good Hang. They're just

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    amazing. Uh an amazing group of people

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    and we've had a pretty awesome year. Um

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    we started this podcast um this year.

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    Yeah. And it's going great. Um

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    um so thank you to everybody working on

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    the show and I will thank you all

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    personally and Jenna most of all. Um,

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    and um, also thank you to PayPal

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    for sponsoring this evening. And I know

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    there's some PayPal peeps in the crowd.

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    You're my pal. PayPal. Have you guys

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    thought of that as a slogan? PayPal is

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    my pal. Um, but thank you so much for

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    making tonight. So, um, we're going to

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    get started and, um, I think, you know,

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    without further ado, I think it's

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    important for you guys to know who

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    you're getting to see tonight because

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    We like to keep these guests secret up

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    until a point, but you are eventually

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    going to hear us talk to each other. So,

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    I have to say, ladies and gentlemen, you

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    have a really good good hang guest this

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    evening because it is the one, the only

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    Maya Rudolph.

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    YEAH.

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    YES,

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    you wanted her. You You wanted her. You

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    got her. How exciting is that, Maya?

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    That was exciting. Um

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    but um Yes. Yes. And we have I have my

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    lip balm and my laptop and my GL and my

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    my glasses. So excited.

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    Um but we always uh we always like to

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    start our podcast by talking well behind

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    our guests back, right? So um I'm going

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    to introduce the guest who's going to do

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    that as I move this microphone over.

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    This is what we practice in blocking.

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    And then Amy is going to play me over to

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    the desk.

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    >> All right.

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    Now I'm comfortable sitting down.

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    Okay. We are very excited to introduce

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    um uh our our guest who's going to be

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    talking to us about Maya and giving me a

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    question to ask Maya. We always like to

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    do that on Good Hang to talk to somebody

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    who knows our guest really well. We're

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    thrilled to have this person joining us

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    tonight. He is an incredible actor,

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    standup and sweet, tender-hearted

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    person, and he plays Maya's cousin

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    Howard on the show Loot. Give it up for

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    Ron Bunches. Everybody

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    hi Ron.

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    >> Hi.

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    >> Hi. Now, uh, people should know we were

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    trying to keep you a secret,

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    >> but then you and Maya just saw each

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    other backstage.

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    You didn't do a good job at all.

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    >> Nope.

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    >> It felt like no one even tried to keep

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    us apart.

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    >> No, we all we literally needed to do was

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    close your door.

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    >> Yeah.

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    >> And we forgot to do that.

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    >> And I think I Maya said that she just

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    went, "Hey, Ron, what are you doing

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    here?"

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    Like you live here.

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    >> Yeah, sometimes I just pop up places.

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    Thank you so much for coming. Let's take

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    a water break.

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    >> It's so nice to be here.

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    >> And I have some lip balm if you need.

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    >> I can't believe you got so many people

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    here.

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    >> Really nice.

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    >> Very exciting. Very nice.

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    >> Don't they know podcast are free?

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    >> They are severely overpaying.

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    >> That's a good point.

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    >> I think it's an excellent point.

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    >> Yeah, you can go home and listen to this

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    for free. But they don't seem like they

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    make good financial decision.

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    They wooed for PayPal.

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    >> Yeah. Ron, are you a Cal You're not a

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    California kid, are you?

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    >> I was actually born in Los Angeles in

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    Gardina.

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    >> What's it like being a California kid?

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    >> Uh, I mean, I'm just proud to be from

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    here, especially this year with the

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    wildfires and everything. I feel like

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    you get just this sense of community and

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    loyalty to the place. But I moved around

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    a bunch. I lived in Chicago. I lived in

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    Oregon. So I kind of just learn to just

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    carry my home and my space with me

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    mostly.

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    >> I like to ask people when they've moved

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    around a lot, what's the coldest you've

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    ever been?

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    >> Definitely southside of Chicago.

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    Shoveling snow in the winter is

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    terrible.

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    >> And what's the hottest you've ever been?

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    M probably when I was like 212 lbs real

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    cut.

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    >> Just every day. Yeah.

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    You tour a lot. What is your tour? Uh

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    what do you like to do on tour? What's

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    your how do you prepare for your show

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    and what do you do after?

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    >> Thank you for asking. No one asked me

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    that.

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    >> I'm really fascinated by a person on the

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    road. It's hard work.

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    >> No, it is because you get you just hate

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    being away from home. I used to when you

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    first start sometimes the hotel much

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    better than my home but as the years

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    have progressed that has switched and

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    >> and I always want to be home and so I

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    try to make uh the road as much like

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    home as possible. I travel with my best

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    friend Gabe Dinger. He's a great

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    comedian. He's here with me tonight. Uh

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    we bring our video games with us all the

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    time and I usually do a Pilates class

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    wherever I go.

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    >> Nice. Yeah. Um, what uh what video game

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    do you play when you're on the road?

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    Usually any of them or

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    >> all of them. Anything anything you got,

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    I will play

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    >> if you're good.

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    >> And Pilates, which I enjoy doing. What

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    do you like about Pilates?

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    >> I like that it's so difficult.

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    >> Yeah,

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    >> I like that. I could be like, how am I

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    sweating so much while exclusively

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    laying down?

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    Oh, this is a good audience for this

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    joke.

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    >> Yeah, that's this this is a Pilates

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    audience. Are you kidding me?

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    >> Your audience like a goop store.

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    >> Every sing everybody gets a reformer on

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    the way out.

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    >> You have a reformer. You know, um do you

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    bring anything with you on the road? You

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    know how like people bring a pillowcase

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    or a carbon monoxide detector?

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    No, I just usually bring like the same

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    pair of pajamas that I want to wear. I

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    bring my Steam Deck, which is like my

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    little video game thing, but like it

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    makes me feel like I'm at home. And then

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    um but that's really it. I think that

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    and the Pilates keep me feeling like I'm

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    focused at home because with the

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    traveling, I always feel stiff and uh

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    just kind of off balance. And once I

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    feel like I land at a place and I sweat

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    in a place, I feel more grounded.

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    >> Yeah, I hear you. And last question, are

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    you a person that likes to talk to

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    people on the plane?

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    >> No, not at all.

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    >> Not at all. I got my headphones on all

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    the time. It is actually I know it's

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    probably okay being named droppy here.

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    Uh but it's how Bill her and I connected

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    one time. We were working on a movie

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    together and we were both on a plane and

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    we saw each other and so but we were

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    like separated by aisle. So the lady I

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    was sitting was like, "Do you want to

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    sit with your friends so you guys could

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    talk?" And we both looked up and

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    immediately were like, "No,

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    >> that's a nice

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    >> Oh, okay.

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    >> I respect you."

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    >> Now, you and Maya

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    >> have a real chemistry on your show and I

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    know you also have a real friendship in

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    life. Can you tell me where you first

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    met? Was it working together on Loot or

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    did you meet?

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    >> Yeah, I met her first. I mean, obviously

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    been a big big fan of hers for a long

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    time. similar to you as well, you know.

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    So, I just remember watching her on

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    Saturday Night Live. I don't remember

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    how many times I would rewind and

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    rewatch the scene of her just [ __ ]

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    in the street on

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    >> Yeah.

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    >> bridesmaids, you know, like to me that

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    was

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    >> beautiful. It was like it's like a

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    beautiful opera.

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    >> It's the highest form of art you could

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    ever find.

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    >> Agreed.

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    >> And so, I've always been such a such a

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    big fan. And then when the Luke came up

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    as an opportunity, I was actually in the

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    process of pitching my own show and um

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    was seeing if that was going to go

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    across the line. So I originally had

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    turned down the audition and then Maya

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    sent me a nice email um which was just

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    more like, "Hey, I know you probably

  342. 15:36

    think this is just like some random call

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    and you're just one of 20 30 people, but

  344. 15:41

    I like your work. I'm a fan of your

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    work. I know who you are. I just wanted

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    to just send you a quick email to see if

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    you would reconsider and do this

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    audition. And uh just getting a direct

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    email from her like that, I was like,

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    "Oh, I should probably do this."

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    >> And then luckily in the next two weeks,

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    they passed on my show. So I was like,

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    "I really need to do this."

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    >> And um what is it like to work with her?

  355. 16:08

    >> It's amazing. It is like I tell her I've

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    told her in person and nice to tell her

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    on this podcast. Um I'm a big big comedy

  358. 16:17

    fan. I have been my whole life. Um one

  359. 16:19

    of my favorite shows is I Love Lucy. Big

  360. 16:22

    fan of just Lucil Ball in general. And I

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    always say that working with her to me

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    must feel like it was like to be like

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    William Froley and to be Vivian Vance

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    working with Lucil Ball. like to see the

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    level of dedication and the level of

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    skill and the craftsmanship that she can

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    do in multiple areas that she's can be

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    funny that she's a great singer, a great

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    dancer, that she can be a dramatic actor

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    when she wants to be. Um, to have that

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    full skill set and to put that on

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    display while still being a kind person

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    is something that I don't see often. So

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    to me, I'm like this is the like I'm in

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    the presence of a true like legend. So,

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    it's a and but she never makes you feel

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    separate, you know? She never makes you

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    feel like you don't belong or you're

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    smaller than, you know, sometimes she'll

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    be like, she'll turn to me, she goes

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    like, "Is this funny?" And I'm like,

  382. 17:13

    "Why the [ __ ] are you asking me?

  383. 17:22

    If you say it, it probably will be."

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    I mean, um, I don't usually talk behind

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    the guest back when they're off stage

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    right there, but I wanna what I want to

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    talk about tonight is that Maya is like

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    a natural. Like she's like one of a kind

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    natural. Like she's she's one of those

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    people to me that feels like is was born

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    to do what she's doing. Like it's almost

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    like she make she makes it look so easy

  393. 17:50

    when she's doing stuff. It's because

  394. 17:52

    she's so naturally good at it, I think.

  395. 17:55

    Yeah.

  396. 17:55

    >> And um you know, I think they should

  397. 17:58

    remake The Natural and they should put

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    Maya in their

  399. 18:01

    >> She's born to do it. You know, she's

  400. 18:03

    true Hollywood royalty. And a lot of

  401. 18:05

    times, uh people look at that and they

  402. 18:07

    just think about like nepotism or people

  403. 18:09

    who don't do anything. But in a lot of

  404. 18:13

    cases, it's the opposite where it's like

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    she's been born into this world and she

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    spent a lifetime crafting these like

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    abilities and it shows in everything

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    that she does. And then the fact that

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    she still is spends so much time with

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    her family and so much time balancing

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    everything. That's to me is the wildest

  412. 18:33

    part is like to accomplish so many

  413. 18:35

    things and to still be driven to get up

  414. 18:37

    and to come do this show and still spend

  415. 18:39

    time with your family. Like that that I

  416. 18:41

    mean I know it's hard for me and I just

  417. 18:43

    you know I'm doing standup four days a

  418. 18:45

    week. So to do all the stuff that she

  419. 18:47

    does is amazing to me.

  420. 18:48

    >> Yeah. Yeah. Women are amazing.

  421. 18:51

    There you are.

  422. 18:53

    >> And you too, Ron.

  423. 18:54

    >> Thank you.

  424. 18:55

    >> And you too. So, um, what, uh, what

  425. 18:58

    question do you have for Maya? What

  426. 18:59

    would you think we should ask her today?

  427. 19:01

    >> Uh, I have three questions.

  428. 19:03

    >> Okay. I need a pen.

  429. 19:04

    >> There you go.

  430. 19:05

    >> Okay. Okay. I'll remember it.

  431. 19:07

    >> You'll be fine.

  432. 19:08

    >> Okay.

  433. 19:09

    >> Uh, one, um, is Luke coming back? Cuz I

  434. 19:12

    need a job.

  435. 19:15

    >> Great.

  436. 19:15

    >> So, if you could confirm that onto a

  437. 19:18

    microphone.

  438. 19:19

    >> Great. Is Lude coming back?

  439. 19:20

    >> That would be helpful. Uh, number two is

  440. 19:24

    one that I really do wonder personally,

  441. 19:27

    but I don't know if she'd want to answer

  442. 19:28

    in the pot, so I'm just going to ask and

  443. 19:30

    she doesn't have to answer. Um, but just

  444. 19:33

    when the time that she spent on Saturday

  445. 19:35

    Night Live playing Kamla Harris to me is

  446. 19:38

    a thing that I'd be very interested to

  447. 19:40

    know more about to to go through all of

  448. 19:44

    that to like live in her skin while

  449. 19:48

    she's going through the most like

  450. 19:50

    pressurized time in her life to have

  451. 19:52

    things not turn out the way that she nor

  452. 19:55

    me or most of us

  453. 20:03

    would have preferred. I just wanted to

  454. 20:05

    know like what that would feel like cuz

  455. 20:08

    I imagine there' just be a lot of

  456. 20:09

    symbiotic pain from doing that. But

  457. 20:12

    maybe she don't want to answer that. So

  458. 20:16

    >> my third one would just be about bal

  459. 20:19

    choose like what projects are worth

  460. 20:23

    spending time away from her family? what

  461. 20:25

    makes her choose a thing that like is it

  462. 20:27

    like about providing more for her family

  463. 20:30

    or is just something that she finds fun

  464. 20:32

    for herself or challenging for herself?

  465. 20:34

    Um just cuz again like I have my son and

  466. 20:37

    I'm on the road four days a week and

  467. 20:39

    then I immediately come back home to my

  468. 20:40

    son and it's like a balance because but

  469. 20:43

    uh I don't know how to do it. I want to

  470. 20:45

    know how to do it better.

  471. 20:46

    >> Yeah. Yeah. I know what you mean. Me

  472. 20:48

    too. We all want to know how to do it.

  473. 20:50

    We're all hanging on by a thread.

  474. 20:51

    >> Yeah.

  475. 20:52

    >> That's the secret.

  476. 20:54

    >> Yeah. Nobody know. That's the secret.

  477. 20:55

    Nobody knows how to

  478. 20:56

    >> People think. But if you have a

  479. 20:58

    microphone, they'll go, "Maybe they

  480. 20:59

    know."

  481. 20:59

    >> Yeah.

  482. 21:02

    >> Yeah. I'm gonna sell a course talking

  483. 21:03

    about it.

  484. 21:06

    Okay. So, just cuz I'm uh uh menopausal.

  485. 21:09

    Uh so, so you've got is Lude coming

  486. 21:12

    back?

  487. 21:14

    >> Uh,

  488. 21:16

    >> how do you do it, babe?

  489. 21:17

    >> Yeah.

  490. 21:18

    >> How do you do it? Right on. Those are

  491. 21:20

    awesome questions.

  492. 21:20

    >> Thank you. Ron Funches, thank you for

  493. 21:23

    doing this. You're a total delight.

  494. 21:25

    >> I'm gonna take this.

  495. 21:26

    >> Take the mug. That mug is yours.

  496. 21:28

    Everybody, Ron Funches, thank you so

  497. 21:30

    much Ron.

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  509. 22:08

    I don't know if you saw the back of

  510. 22:09

    Ron's shirt, but it said, "I only want

  511. 22:11

    to work with friends." What a great

  512. 22:14

    shirt. Wow, Ron. Thank you so much. That

  513. 22:17

    was a pleasure. I could have talked to

  514. 22:18

    you all evening, but it's literally

  515. 22:21

    already 8:33.

  516. 22:27

    Horrifying. Um,

  517. 22:31

    okay. Very excited to introduce our

  518. 22:34

    guest this evening. Um, you know, uh,

  519. 22:36

    her from, uh, a backup singer for the

  520. 22:39

    Rentals.

  521. 22:42

    Uh she was um was a crossroads coolest

  522. 22:47

    student

  523. 22:49

    uh California's own biggest comedy hit

  524. 22:54

    MVP of SNL till the end of time. Ladies

  525. 22:57

    and gentlemen, give it up for Maya

  526. 23:00

    Rudolph.

  527. 23:14

    Woohoo!

  528. 23:26

    Hi Maya.

  529. 23:28

    >> Hi Amy.

  530. 23:29

    >> Hi.

  531. 23:30

    >> How's it going? Isn't this a nice crowd?

  532. 23:32

    >> This is very nice.

  533. 23:36

    So many nice people.

  534. 23:37

    >> Nice people. You can tell they're nice

  535. 23:39

    people.

  536. 23:40

    >> I can

  537. 23:41

    >> I can feel it.

  538. 23:43

    >> I can smell it.

  539. 23:44

    >> Um Maya, we're going to do a little mic

  540. 23:46

    check.

  541. 23:47

    >> Okay. And uh let's Will you sing the

  542. 23:50

    national anthem for us?

  543. 23:52

    >> Yeah.

  544. 23:52

    >> Okay. Little mic check. Go ahead.

  545. 23:54

    >> Um I'm not kidding. I want someone to

  546. 23:56

    ask me to do that again.

  547. 23:57

    >> Wouldn't that be fun? I Someone did say

  548. 24:00

    for the 50th,

  549. 24:02

    "Hey, we uh we want you to sing open the

  550. 24:04

    show with the national anthem." And I

  551. 24:06

    was like, "Okay." And then it just went

  552. 24:08

    away.

  553. 24:09

    >> Wouldn't that have been fun?

  554. 24:13

    >> Oh, you want me to do it?

  555. 24:14

    >> Just one.

  556. 24:15

    >> Just a little bit.

  557. 24:17

    I went to I haven't even I don't I don't

  558. 24:19

    really like think I've even ever done it

  559. 24:21

    since then.

  560. 24:44

    >> That's enough, right?

  561. 24:45

    >> Beautiful. Beautiful.

  562. 24:48

    Thank you.

  563. 24:49

    >> It's the faces.

  564. 24:50

    >> Yeah.

  565. 24:51

    >> It's the faces and it's the amount of

  566. 24:53

    time it takes.

  567. 24:55

    >> You know what?

  568. 24:55

    >> Can we talk about that for a second?

  569. 24:58

    >> Talk about how that came to be. You

  570. 25:00

    singing the national anthem.

  571. 25:01

    >> There was

  572. 25:02

    >> for your character.

  573. 25:03

    >> My character Pamela Bell. Let's be

  574. 25:05

    clear. Um, you know what? I rarely all

  575. 25:08

    the time that we were at SNL, I rarely

  576. 25:10

    had good ideas.

  577. 25:12

    >> That's not true. Like you know when you

  578. 25:14

    have an idea and you're like this is

  579. 25:15

    going to be fun to do or maybe I maybe I

  580. 25:18

    should be more clear. I always have

  581. 25:20

    ideas for characters but I never really

  582. 25:23

    had

  583. 25:24

    clear ideas for sketches and this one

  584. 25:26

    was like beginning, middle, and end. And

  585. 25:28

    it's because in the writer room on nine

  586. 25:33

    at some point someone was watching I

  587. 25:35

    think it was like a rewrite night and uh

  588. 25:39

    American Idol was on and they do these

  589. 25:41

    wrap-ups and I think it was like base I

  590. 25:43

    don't know world I don't know something

  591. 25:45

    with a baseball and um they had people

  592. 25:48

    singing take me out to the ball game and

  593. 25:50

    this one girl said buy me some peanuts

  594. 25:55

    and apple jacks and that was it. I was

  595. 25:59

    like, "Here we go.

  596. 26:03

    Enuts and Applejacks."

  597. 26:07

    >> Oh, god damn.

  598. 26:09

    >> But it was honestly like

  599. 26:13

    >> I know.

  600. 26:14

    >> Peanuts and apple jacks and purple

  601. 26:17

    jerks.

  602. 26:19

    I just it's just it was such a moment to

  603. 26:22

    be I I've never been like other than

  604. 26:25

    when we did Bronx Beat that was the only

  605. 26:27

    other time where I've like done

  606. 26:29

    something that wasn't completely on the

  607. 26:31

    cards.

  608. 26:31

    >> Yeah,

  609. 26:32

    >> cuz Bronx Beat's the only time I really

  610. 26:33

    feel like we were I ever did anything

  611. 26:35

    loose.

  612. 26:35

    >> Yeah. Yeah, that's what she said.

  613. 26:37

    >> That's what she said.

  614. 26:39

    >> Maya, um I don't know if you heard Ron

  615. 26:41

    talk and I talking about you, but

  616. 26:42

    >> what? No.

  617. 26:45

    >> Did you know Ron was going to be here?

  618. 26:46

    What?

  619. 26:47

    >> I actually didn't until I walked in the

  620. 26:49

    room and he was sitting there.

  621. 26:51

    >> Literally, all we needed to do was close

  622. 26:52

    the door.

  623. 26:54

    >> Uh, couldn't get that done. Couldn't

  624. 26:56

    >> How dumb am I? I was like, "Hey, Ron,

  625. 26:59

    what are you doing here? I just thought

  626. 27:02

    he was hanging out. He lives here at the

  627. 27:05

    Fonda. You um have you have you

  628. 27:07

    performed here or been here at the Fonda

  629. 27:09

    recent?"

  630. 27:09

    >> I've been here. I've I was here recently

  631. 27:11

    for the Geese show.

  632. 27:12

    >> Oh.

  633. 27:14

    >> Uh, yeah.

  634. 27:15

    >> Oh. Oh, Cameron Winter.

  635. 27:18

    >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

  636. 27:20

    >> What if he's here? He's still here.

  637. 27:21

    >> Oh my god. Cameron,

  638. 27:24

    >> was it Did you feel cool when you were

  639. 27:26

    felt so cool? I did bring earplugs.

  640. 27:29

    >> Yeah, cuz I'm 53. But, um,

  641. 27:33

    that was a huge laugh. Um, but I, uh, I

  642. 27:38

    love them a lot and it was really hard

  643. 27:42

    to make myself go out.

  644. 27:44

    >> I know. What time did you have to go

  645. 27:46

    out?

  646. 27:46

    >> I don't know.

  647. 27:47

    >> What time did they go on?

  648. 27:48

    >> I don't know.

  649. 27:49

    >> You don't You really don't remember. Was

  650. 27:50

    it 10:00 p.m.?

  651. 27:51

    >> Who knows?

  652. 27:52

    >> It It literally like

  653. 27:56

    >> What time is it?

  654. 27:58

    >> You had a sleeping cap on and a candle

  655. 28:00

    and you were like,

  656. 28:02

    >> I had my night gown on.

  657. 28:03

    >> There's a geese on.

  658. 28:08

    Jacob Marley, is that you? I hear your

  659. 28:11

    chain.

  660. 28:13

    I am at a geese show.

  661. 28:16

    >> It was very late. Um, but it was totally

  662. 28:19

    worth it cuz they're so good and they're

  663. 28:21

    so exciting and as you know, I get

  664. 28:25

    really grumpy when music is bad and

  665. 28:27

    they're so good and they're so talented

  666. 28:29

    at making music and writing music,

  667. 28:31

    performing music that I was happy to

  668. 28:34

    leave my house.

  669. 28:35

    >> That's great. I mean, it is hard to

  670. 28:37

    leave your house. It It's hard to go out

  671. 28:39

    and I appreciate that you're here.

  672. 28:40

    >> Period. Yes.

  673. 28:41

    >> And I really do. And I want to talk to

  674. 28:43

    you about music because um and your

  675. 28:45

    relationship to it. And I want to start

  676. 28:48

    with the fact that you are, as I asked

  677. 28:51

    Ron, he's a California boy, you're a

  678. 28:53

    California girl. And we had an we had a

  679. 28:56

    great interview with the great Jack

  680. 28:58

    Black who said that you were the coolest

  681. 29:00

    person he knew in high school.

  682. 29:03

    >> He said that.

  683. 29:04

    >> Yes. Do you not listen to my podcast?

  684. 29:09

    Um, I do, but I didn't listen to his

  685. 29:11

    episode yet.

  686. 29:12

    >> You didn't? We've glazed you so hard.

  687. 29:14

    >> Wait, what?

  688. 29:15

    >> Glazone tonight.

  689. 29:19

    Maya

  690. 29:22

    >> um I It's funny. I almost said his name

  691. 29:26

    when we were talking about the national

  692. 29:27

    anthem because

  693. 29:29

    >> when I was singing it on um first of all

  694. 29:33

    there's so much to talk about when it

  695. 29:34

    comes to Jack cuz I've known him since I

  696. 29:37

    was 14 and I met him in school and

  697. 29:40

    >> he changed my life um for the better and

  698. 29:45

    you know when you find people and you

  699. 29:47

    both speak the same language and he was

  700. 29:50

    new he he was a couple years older and

  701. 29:51

    he had transferred to the school and I

  702. 29:53

    think my drama teacher was like, "You

  703. 29:56

    guys should should hang out." He was um

  704. 29:58

    he coached me in an improv competition.

  705. 30:02

    Um me and a couple girlfriends and we

  706. 30:04

    just like spoke music the same way right

  707. 30:08

    away. We both like had an a love for

  708. 30:10

    Bobby McFaren. And I don't I didn't know

  709. 30:13

    any 14-year-olds that liked Bobby

  710. 30:15

    McFaren. Um, but when I was doing the

  711. 30:18

    national anthem, especially when I go,

  712. 30:22

    I always think about Jack.

  713. 30:25

    Um, he brought me to my first

  714. 30:28

    Groundlings show when I was a kid and

  715. 30:31

    showed me this whole world. I I didn't

  716. 30:33

    even imagine I'd end up being there and

  717. 30:35

    that would lead me to you. Really,

  718. 30:39

    honestly, I mean, he changed my life.

  719. 30:41

    But there's just so few people um that

  720. 30:46

    you can you you feel so lucky when you

  721. 30:48

    have those moments where you had no idea

  722. 30:50

    you were going to meet someone that was

  723. 30:52

    going to going to be such a positive

  724. 30:54

    influence on your life and he's such a

  725. 30:56

    great goof.

  726. 30:57

    >> Did you guys ever kiss?

  727. 30:59

    >> No.

  728. 31:00

    I wanted to.

  729. 31:03

    >> There's still time.

  730. 31:06

    >> I really chapter act three, baby. I

  731. 31:09

    wonder if we did maybe in like a like a

  732. 31:11

    a short film. Well, I played his

  733. 31:13

    girlfriend

  734. 31:14

    >> and like um Brett Morgan who ended up

  735. 31:17

    becoming an incredible documentary

  736. 31:19

    filmmaker. He went to our school. I know

  737. 31:22

    everyone's like

  738. 31:24

    private school. Like it was such a

  739. 31:27

    [ __ ] great creative cool. It was so

  740. 31:32

    punk and weird and artistic and I took

  741. 31:35

    film classes and improv. Jack got me

  742. 31:37

    into the improv class early when I was

  743. 31:39

    in eighth grade. You're supposed to be

  744. 31:40

    in ninth and he got me in

  745. 31:42

    >> eighth grade and you were LIKE, "HEY YOU

  746. 31:44

    GUYS,

  747. 31:44

    >> HEY, I GOT SOMETHING to improv about."

  748. 31:46

    >> And you were like improvising LIKE,

  749. 31:48

    "HONEY, I'M HOME FROM WORK." With your

  750. 31:51

    little briefcase.

  751. 31:52

    >> Isn't Candy stupid.

  752. 31:55

    >> Tough day at the toy factor.

  753. 31:58

    >> Oh boy. I don't remember.

  754. 32:00

    >> He played his girlfriend. Okay. And you

  755. 32:01

    also went to school with Gwyneth.

  756. 32:03

    >> Yes. When elementary school. elementary

  757. 32:05

    school at Gwynneth Paltro.

  758. 32:07

    >> Yeah.

  759. 32:07

    >> And um did you guys kiss?

  760. 32:09

    >> We kissed. No, I'm kidding. You guys did

  761. 32:11

    kiss?

  762. 32:12

    >> Yeah, we did.

  763. 32:12

    >> Okay, good. That's what I thought.

  764. 32:14

    >> Yep. We went to St. Augustine together,

  765. 32:16

    which was um it was the elementary of

  766. 32:19

    Crossroads before Crossroads really had

  767. 32:20

    an elementary. It was in this church

  768. 32:22

    called St. Augustine by the Sea. And uh

  769. 32:26

    yeah, and we were very close. And and

  770. 32:29

    weirdly, our dads went to college

  771. 32:30

    together, so we had kind of like a

  772. 32:32

    family bond. And then after sixth grade

  773. 32:35

    she went to New York. But

  774. 32:36

    >> and do you do you remember your first

  775. 32:39

    time in that time period with like your

  776. 32:43

    wonderful artistic beautifully groovy

  777. 32:46

    parents? You remember when you first saw

  778. 32:48

    SNL?

  779. 32:49

    >> I really do remember

  780. 32:52

    um sneaking into my parents' room and

  781. 32:55

    faking like a stomach ache or or just

  782. 32:57

    like I can't go to I can't sleep or

  783. 32:59

    something. That's how I talked when I

  784. 33:01

    was a kid. I can't sleep. Um, and I my

  785. 33:04

    parents were young. I mean, they were

  786. 33:06

    probably in their 20s

  787. 33:08

    >> and they were Yeah, they were watching

  788. 33:10

    the show and I I think I saw the Land

  789. 33:13

    Shark is what I remember.

  790. 33:15

    >> Oo. But

  791. 33:16

    >> for those of you um,

  792. 33:20

    there was a man named Chvy Chase

  793. 33:23

    >> and he was on Update.

  794. 33:24

    >> That's all you need to know.

  795. 33:25

    >> And the shark would come in and they'd

  796. 33:27

    grab him and get him.

  797. 33:28

    >> Yeah.

  798. 33:29

    >> Yeah. Um, Groundlings, you mentioned

  799. 33:32

    Groundlings. When you were at the

  800. 33:33

    Groundlings, premier improv, sketch,

  801. 33:36

    comedy, theater, who was in your

  802. 33:38

    freshman class? Who were you with at the

  803. 33:40

    time?

  804. 33:41

    >> I had the most unbelievable group of

  805. 33:44

    people. Um, so our beloved uh dear

  806. 33:47

    friend Emily Spivey, who uh we wrote

  807. 33:50

    with for many, many years at SNL. I met

  808. 33:52

    Emily there. Um,

  809. 33:55

    my friend Nat Faxton, who's on loot. Uh,

  810. 33:57

    my friend Jim Rash, Cheryl Hines,

  811. 34:00

    Melissa McCarthy, um, Ben Falconee,

  812. 34:05

    um, oh my god, who am I forgetting?

  813. 34:07

    Jordan Black, Will Forte, Jordan.

  814. 34:10

    >> Will was in our group.

  815. 34:12

    >> Um,

  816. 34:14

    uh, who else? [ __ ] this is going to

  817. 34:17

    sound really bad when I can't remember

  818. 34:18

    people's names.

  819. 34:18

    >> That's great. That's perfect.

  820. 34:19

    >> Is that good?

  821. 34:20

    >> Yeah, that's great.

  822. 34:20

    >> Rachel Harris. Oh my god, I'm still

  823. 34:22

    talking. We had an un we had an

  824. 34:25

    unbelievable group of people

  825. 34:27

    >> and what did you like now with a lot of

  826. 34:29

    perspective right? What what was the

  827. 34:31

    biggest takeaway the best thing about

  828. 34:33

    being in that space making that kind of

  829. 34:35

    art at that time?

  830. 34:36

    >> Absolutely knowing that

  831. 34:40

    I listened to myself and found my people

  832. 34:44

    and that I liked

  833. 34:47

    and you've said this about me and I know

  834. 34:49

    it to be true especially because you're

  835. 34:50

    so good at reading people. I like to be

  836. 34:53

    with my friends and have fun. And I know

  837. 34:56

    that sounds stupid, but it's such a

  838. 34:58

    great way to do improv and sketch. It I

  839. 35:03

    like to like I like to come in the room

  840. 35:05

    and people are hanging when there's a

  841. 35:07

    group of people that I really like. It

  842. 35:08

    makes me so happy and then it makes me

  843. 35:12

    feel like I'm actually funny or funnier

  844. 35:15

    and it it fuels me. I I like to be in

  845. 35:19

    the in the mix of it.

  846. 35:20

    >> Yeah. you Maya if I may speak uh for you

  847. 35:24

    Maya

  848. 35:24

    >> please and about you

  849. 35:28

    >> the word fun feels like like you know

  850. 35:30

    it's like a feels like a not a complex

  851. 35:32

    word but it is because it's really about

  852. 35:34

    this idea of like a shared communal

  853. 35:36

    sense of energy and you love that and I

  854. 35:40

    will say you know I said to Ron that you

  855. 35:43

    I think you're one of the most naturally

  856. 35:44

    gifted performers I've ever met and I

  857. 35:47

    think you're the the n most naturally

  858. 35:50

    best person at SNL that's ever been on

  859. 35:52

    the show.

  860. 35:54

    >> It's true, babe. You have to have a lot

  861. 35:56

    of skills to be on that show. You got to

  862. 35:57

    have a lot of skills to pay the bills on

  863. 35:59

    that show.

  864. 36:00

    >> And one of the things that you do that

  865. 36:02

    is so important in live television

  866. 36:03

    especially is we are never nervous when

  867. 36:06

    Maya's performing. Like we're never

  868. 36:08

    worried about you.

  869. 36:10

    >> We're our mirror neurons aren't firing

  870. 36:12

    that you're like because you're like

  871. 36:15

    when you perform you're having a lot of

  872. 36:18

    fun.

  873. 36:18

    >> Yeah. It's almost like you're the most

  874. 36:21

    relaxed and the least nervous or at

  875. 36:25

    least it seems that way.

  876. 36:26

    >> It seems that way.

  877. 36:27

    >> So, is that not true?

  878. 36:29

    >> I definitely get nervous, but I think

  879. 36:30

    it's interesting how I get nervous and

  880. 36:33

    that I I I realized it coming back to

  881. 36:36

    SNL during co the first time I I came to

  882. 36:38

    play Kamla, which was which worked the

  883. 36:41

    first time.

  884. 36:43

    Um,

  885. 36:50

    >> oh brother.

  886. 36:51

    >> Oh, brother.

  887. 36:52

    >> Oh, brother.

  888. 36:54

    >> Um, I uh I lost my train of thought.

  889. 36:58

    What were we talking about? Um,

  890. 36:59

    >> nervous. Well, how are you like when

  891. 37:01

    you're nervous? I

  892. 37:04

    I my nerves are different when I'm there

  893. 37:07

    specifically because I want to be there

  894. 37:09

    and I like how present

  895. 37:12

    >> it is and the I get I do get an

  896. 37:15

    adrenaline rush from being in that room

  897. 37:17

    and knowing that it's like happening in

  898. 37:19

    that very moment and the history of the

  899. 37:20

    room like all of it and over the years

  900. 37:23

    knowing so many of the people so many of

  901. 37:26

    the crew in that room but my armpit

  902. 37:28

    sweat is like how I know my body's

  903. 37:31

    reacting I'm not I don't tremble.

  904. 37:33

    >> I I do I do get nervous about [ __ ] up

  905. 37:36

    or stumbling words and that has happened

  906. 37:38

    and that's the thing that sticks with me

  907. 37:40

    >> is when you [ __ ] up you like look at you

  908. 37:43

    know whoever you're with and me being

  909. 37:45

    sometimes being like

  910. 37:47

    which is like the even the joy of the

  911. 37:49

    electricity of that

  912. 37:50

    >> but like even you know how you you know

  913. 37:52

    how there's moments where you really

  914. 37:54

    you're like I can't wait to say this

  915. 37:56

    line.

  916. 37:56

    >> Oh no. And even even back to the

  917. 37:59

    national anthem, remember there was one

  918. 38:00

    line that I used to say and I it would

  919. 38:03

    tickle Keenan

  920. 38:04

    >> and I was singing it kind of like

  921. 38:05

    Whitney Houston and instead of saying

  922. 38:07

    like

  923. 38:08

    gave proof to the night I was saying

  924. 38:10

    like give a little bit of proof and

  925. 38:12

    every time I sang it, he would like go

  926. 38:16

    and I love that he was tickled by it and

  927. 38:18

    I was so excited to do it that I didn't

  928. 38:20

    do it.

  929. 38:21

    >> Yeah.

  930. 38:22

    >> Yeah.

  931. 38:23

    >> Yeah. and and those little slip ups even

  932. 38:28

    most one of the most recent

  933. 38:30

    can't remember which one it was but one

  934. 38:32

    of the most recent commas we did I

  935. 38:34

    stumble you know you just stumble

  936. 38:35

    sometimes your tongue your tongue

  937. 38:37

    >> adrenaline like your adrenaline gets you

  938. 38:38

    all twisty yeah

  939. 38:40

    >> so I hate that and then and then Sunday

  940. 38:42

    morning you're like oh god you just hear

  941. 38:44

    it again and again and you can't fix it

  942. 38:47

    >> well but no one ever knows

  943. 38:50

    and also nobody cares

  944. 38:51

    >> nobody cares

  945. 38:52

    >> I mean no one's paying attention

  946. 38:55

    except themselves. And I mean, it's

  947. 38:57

    almost quarter to 9.

  948. 38:59

    >> We're almost in bed.

  949. 39:00

    >> It's ridiculous.

  950. 39:01

    >> I agree.

  951. 39:04

    >> Um,

  952. 39:05

    so you came into SNL for like the final

  953. 39:09

    three shows.

  954. 39:10

    >> Oh. Of the 25th season. Yeah.

  955. 39:12

    >> So, you came in at the very end.

  956. 39:14

    >> Isn't that weird? Yeah.

  957. 39:16

    >> What was your uh audition like? And what

  958. 39:19

    do you remember of your audition?

  959. 39:21

    >> I did an audition. [ __ ] That's right.

  960. 39:24

    >> Oh [ __ ]

  961. 39:26

    >> I knew it.

  962. 39:29

    >> I don't love.

  963. 39:37

    >> Oh, my water.

  964. 39:38

    >> Oh my god. I spilled my water on my lap.

  965. 39:41

    >> Oh my god.

  966. 39:42

    >> Guys, we're going to get electrocuted.

  967. 39:44

    Um, I don't love that I did an audition,

  968. 39:47

    but I said to Lauren very recently, "If

  969. 39:50

    I had auditioned, I probably wouldn't

  970. 39:52

    have been on the show. I didn't have a

  971. 39:54

    very good audition ready to go." Do you

  972. 39:56

    need a napkin?

  973. 39:59

    >> These are the Seth Meers Good hanged

  974. 40:01

    tissues.

  975. 40:02

    >> The Seth Myers memorial tissues when I

  976. 40:05

    made him cry.

  977. 40:07

    >> Um,

  978. 40:08

    really? You think you would have blown

  979. 40:09

    it if you auditioned?

  980. 40:11

    >> Yeah, I do. Um, I I had never

  981. 40:17

    want to. You don't need those questions.

  982. 40:19

    >> No.

  983. 40:23

    >> You know, we know how to clean a table,

  984. 40:25

    though, don't we?

  985. 40:26

    >> I mean, this is this

  986. 40:27

    >> You like cleaning tables? I do. I love I

  987. 40:29

    love it.

  988. 40:30

    >> I like a nice smelling spray.

  989. 40:31

    >> Oh, do you use Windex?

  990. 40:33

    >> Oh, you know what? I don't. Do you love

  991. 40:36

    Windex? You [ __ ] love Windex, don't

  992. 40:38

    you? And not the new stuff that doesn't

  993. 40:41

    have the chemicals in it. The

  994. 40:42

    >> I like the stuff that doesn't have the

  995. 40:44

    chemicals in it.

  996. 40:44

    >> I know. You're so California.

  997. 40:46

    >> I'm [ __ ] California. I know.

  998. 40:47

    >> Well, that was the thing. When Maya

  999. 40:49

    arrived to SNL, there was like East

  1000. 40:52

    Coast, West Coast people.

  1001. 40:54

    >> East Coast was like, "Hey,

  1002. 40:59

    you from the Groundlings,

  1003. 41:01

    cool

  1004. 41:03

    a little bit."

  1005. 41:05

    Well, when I when I arrived, you were

  1006. 41:07

    you had already been there, but I didn't

  1007. 41:08

    know at the time for only three shows.

  1008. 41:11

    But

  1009. 41:11

    >> yeah, isn't that crazy?

  1010. 41:12

    >> Like it was So, what was it like to come

  1011. 41:14

    at the end of a season?

  1012. 41:15

    >> It was very strange and it was a trial

  1013. 41:17

    period. I had sent I um I had sent some

  1014. 41:22

    uh VHS tape of some of my sketches

  1015. 41:25

    >> to to uh to Lauren. I um

  1016. 41:29

    >> directly to his house.

  1017. 41:30

    >> Directly to Lauren's house. And I was

  1018. 41:31

    like,

  1019. 41:32

    >> you're like5 Park Avenue.

  1020. 41:34

    >> It was like a like a trial period. Trial

  1021. 41:36

    by fire. They came to they they did come

  1022. 41:38

    to uh to the groundings. I think I

  1023. 41:40

    believe it was Tina and perhaps Mike

  1024. 41:43

    Shoemaker and God I don't remember.

  1025. 41:46

    Probably Steve Higgins who had seen me

  1026. 41:49

    there before who I credit giving me my

  1027. 41:52

    job. Amen. Hallelujah.

  1028. 41:54

    >> Changed my life forever. Um

  1029. 41:56

    >> do you remember where you were when you

  1030. 41:57

    got the call that you were going to be

  1031. 41:59

    on the show?

  1032. 41:59

    >> I was at my house. I used to live near

  1033. 42:01

    Larchmont Village

  1034. 42:04

    around the corner from the yoga place in

  1035. 42:05

    the Larchmont Wine and and Spirits.

  1036. 42:09

    Um yeah.

  1037. 42:12

    Great sandwiches, am I right?

  1038. 42:16

    When I was pregnant with my oldest

  1039. 42:18

    daughter, I used to go to that yoga

  1040. 42:19

    place just so I could eat the sandwiches

  1041. 42:20

    after.

  1042. 42:22

    >> They're really good. Have you ever had

  1043. 42:23

    them? I'm going to get you one.

  1044. 42:25

    >> I haven't. I would love one. Although uh

  1045. 42:27

    uh sandwiches

  1046. 42:29

    I'm not really into them.

  1047. 42:30

    >> You don't like sandwiches?

  1048. 42:31

    >> I'm not really into grown out not as a

  1049. 42:34

    restrictive thing. I just like in

  1050. 42:36

    general

  1051. 42:37

    >> it's a lot of work.

  1052. 42:37

    >> When I see sandwich I'm like oh god this

  1053. 42:39

    sandwich like

  1054. 42:41

    >> how are we going to get through this?

  1055. 42:42

    How are how am I going to do this?

  1056. 42:43

    >> Do you talk to it?

  1057. 42:44

    >> I go

  1058. 42:45

    >> you like negotiate.

  1059. 42:46

    >> But you know what I do love? I love a

  1060. 42:48

    fake felt.

  1061. 42:49

    >> Yeah, you do.

  1062. 42:52

    >> Sorry. We can cut this part out. Can we

  1063. 42:54

    cut cut things out? Probably not. Um,

  1064. 42:57

    look at this felt sandwich.

  1065. 42:59

    >> I love it.

  1066. 43:01

    >> This is fake tomato.

  1067. 43:04

    >> I want you to do ASMR a little bit.

  1068. 43:06

    >> Onion.

  1069. 43:07

    >> Okay.

  1070. 43:08

    >> You know you're in California cuz we got

  1071. 43:09

    an avocado coming over here.

  1072. 43:11

    >> Yep.

  1073. 43:11

    >> Lettuce. Sorry. It's only six more

  1074. 43:14

    things. Cheese and bread. Okay. I love

  1075. 43:18

    you.

  1076. 43:20

    >> I love that.

  1077. 43:21

    >> Yeah. Me, too.

  1078. 43:23

    >> I like pretend. I like pretend food.

  1079. 43:24

    pretend food.

  1080. 43:26

    >> I love pretend things. Okay.

  1081. 43:27

    >> God, what were we talking about?

  1082. 43:29

    >> Okay, it doesn't matter. So, um,

  1083. 43:31

    >> we were talking about coming. Oh, yes.

  1084. 43:33

    >> You got the SNL call

  1085. 43:34

    >> and I came out and I had nowhere to

  1086. 43:36

    live. I um I was in the Sunday company

  1087. 43:39

    at the Groundlings and I think I had to

  1088. 43:41

    come out there like in the next week or

  1089. 43:43

    two or something. So, I lived at the

  1090. 43:45

    Palace Hotel

  1091. 43:47

    >> down the street and um I think I you

  1092. 43:50

    know pitched Oh. Oh, I came on a Tuesday

  1093. 43:53

    because there was no there was no pitch

  1094. 43:56

    on Monday for some reason and I didn't

  1095. 43:58

    know anybody. Um I knew Chris Parnell a

  1096. 44:00

    little and I said, "What do we do

  1097. 44:01

    tonight?" And he said, "We write." And I

  1098. 44:02

    said, "Till then?" He said, "Till about

  1099. 44:03

    8:00 in the morning." And then all the

  1100. 44:05

    doors started closing.

  1101. 44:08

    And I was like, and I was sharing an

  1102. 44:11

    office with another temporary um actor,

  1103. 44:16

    whatever you would call us there, I

  1104. 44:18

    guess. Were we featured? I don't even

  1105. 44:19

    know. named Zach Galifanakis.

  1106. 44:22

    Is

  1107. 44:23

    >> that wild?

  1108. 44:23

    >> Yeah.

  1109. 44:24

    >> And then we'd walk back to the palace

  1110. 44:26

    going like, "What are we doing here?" I

  1111. 44:27

    was like, "I don't know."

  1112. 44:28

    >> Yeah. There we've talked about it

  1113. 44:30

    before, but there wasn't a lot of

  1114. 44:31

    onboarding. There was no like no one

  1115. 44:34

    told you any really. Shoemaker did. I

  1116. 44:36

    will say when you and Seth started the

  1117. 44:39

    following year, I saw him making an an

  1118. 44:43

    extreme I watched the process of him

  1119. 44:46

    onboarding you and Seth in a way that

  1120. 44:48

    made me so proud and so happy that

  1121. 44:52

    people were given a chance to understand

  1122. 44:56

    the mechanics of how a show like that

  1123. 44:58

    works. It was really and and it helped

  1124. 45:01

    educate me. I still felt so new and I

  1125. 45:03

    didn't know what I was doing. And it's

  1126. 45:05

    one of those things where you don't want

  1127. 45:06

    to tell people like, "I've ne I've never

  1128. 45:08

    been swimming, but I'm going to try."

  1129. 45:09

    Like I I didn't want to say like, "Yeah,

  1130. 45:11

    I've never been swimming before, but I

  1131. 45:13

    just I tried." But I You didn't want to

  1132. 45:15

    say how scared you were. And

  1133. 45:18

    >> no, fake it till you make it.

  1134. 45:19

    >> Fake it till you make it, baby. We did a

  1135. 45:21

    lot of faking it. And we did a lot of

  1136. 45:23

    making it.

  1137. 45:23

    >> We did. And so Maya and I were My office

  1138. 45:27

    was across the hall from you and Emily

  1139. 45:28

    Spivey. And Maya and Emily had a great

  1140. 45:30

    office. It had a window and um it looked

  1141. 45:34

    out over the Empire State Building and

  1142. 45:36

    this is in the 2000s so you could fully

  1143. 45:38

    open the window, no bars, nothing and

  1144. 45:41

    lean out and smoke a cigarette.

  1145. 45:43

    >> 17th floor,

  1146. 45:44

    >> 17th floor.

  1147. 45:45

    >> And when we were writing on Tuesday

  1148. 45:47

    nights, um we could tell it was time to

  1149. 45:49

    go home because we could hear people

  1150. 45:50

    lining up for the Today Show outside and

  1151. 45:52

    look down below. And

  1152. 45:55

    we used to get visitors from a friend

  1153. 45:58

    who would hang out of the window. Yes,

  1154. 46:00

    >> he was made of cardboard.

  1155. 46:02

    >> Harper Steel used to a writer on SNL.

  1156. 46:05

    She used to um write uh draw a a picture

  1157. 46:09

    of a weird creepy

  1158. 46:10

    >> creepy dude.

  1159. 46:11

    >> Creepy dude and stick a stick it out the

  1160. 46:15

    window into our window.

  1161. 46:16

    >> That's right.

  1162. 46:17

    >> Um

  1163. 46:18

    >> and then and then we'd go, "Who did

  1164. 46:20

    this?"

  1165. 46:22

    >> And then we'd run over and she would

  1166. 46:24

    just be like her window.

  1167. 46:25

    >> Her office would be freezing cold. Yeah.

  1168. 46:28

    Um and um but also I have memories, a

  1169. 46:32

    lots of tears, like laughter and tears

  1170. 46:34

    in that office. I have a lot of memories

  1171. 46:36

    of your office.

  1172. 46:36

    >> Our office was I felt like you were one

  1173. 46:40

    of the first people that really made me

  1174. 46:42

    feel

  1175. 46:43

    good about coming in and recognizing it

  1176. 46:46

    as a safe space. You'd come in, you'd

  1177. 46:48

    crack your back, you do your little

  1178. 46:50

    backy. And sometimes you'd lay on the

  1179. 46:52

    floor and it was just a place for us to

  1180. 46:54

    say, "This is really hard or I'm really

  1181. 46:59

    sad or I'm stressed out or this [ __ ]

  1182. 47:02

    sucks or whatever it was." It was such a

  1183. 47:05

    safe space. And I I mean,

  1184. 47:08

    I could spend so as you know, I could

  1185. 47:11

    spend so much time talking about how

  1186. 47:12

    fortunate I feel about being there with

  1187. 47:14

    the company that I was with. Um, and I

  1188. 47:18

    don't know how the stars aligned in that

  1189. 47:20

    way, but I think because we had so many

  1190. 47:23

    of us that even though we didn't grow up

  1191. 47:27

    in the same town and go to the same

  1192. 47:29

    schools, we kind of had a similar,

  1193. 47:32

    I don't know, life ethic. And I always

  1194. 47:33

    say it's like, well, we were like, you

  1195. 47:35

    know, good daughters, good students.

  1196. 47:38

    >> I've heard you talking about this on

  1197. 47:39

    Kylie Kelsey's podcast. Great podcast.

  1198. 47:42

    Love her. And you you made such a good

  1199. 47:44

    point about that, Maya. you were like

  1200. 47:46

    saying like why you know all the women

  1201. 47:48

    at the time at SNL Rachel and Tina and

  1202. 47:50

    Anna and Kristen like we all felt like

  1203. 47:54

    we were different certainly but we had

  1204. 47:56

    some kind of similar shared sensibility

  1205. 47:58

    >> a common thread and I also feel like you

  1206. 48:01

    know in those days like even you know at

  1207. 48:04

    the groundings now it's all I think you

  1208. 48:06

    have to wait a long time to get to the

  1209. 48:07

    next level or we were just kind of like

  1210. 48:09

    walking right in. We had something in

  1211. 48:11

    common that we just knew was our thing.

  1212. 48:14

    And I can't even I can't describe it,

  1213. 48:16

    but it was that generation, that time.

  1214. 48:19

    We had the same shows growing up. We had

  1215. 48:22

    the same influences. And

  1216. 48:24

    >> I don't know, for me it was like my

  1217. 48:26

    older brother was the funniest person I

  1218. 48:28

    knew. And so I was trying to emulate

  1219. 48:32

    people that I looked up to, like my

  1220. 48:34

    heroes. That's why I wanted to be funny.

  1221. 48:37

    I wanted to be funny because he and his

  1222. 48:38

    friends were so funny.

  1223. 48:41

    >> What were they listening to and what who

  1224. 48:43

    were they who

  1225. 48:43

    >> My brother was really into like

  1226. 48:45

    Parliament and funkadelic which is act

  1227. 48:48

    which has such a huge sense of humor. I

  1228. 48:50

    mean it's just like the funkiest

  1229. 48:54

    funk funky funk funk funk. Um like the

  1230. 48:58

    mothership connection and um Motor Booty

  1231. 49:01

    Affair is one of the albums and the

  1232. 49:03

    album artwork is insane. George Clinton

  1233. 49:06

    is just like a freak and clearly has

  1234. 49:10

    such an amazing sense of humor. My

  1235. 49:12

    brother and I used to watch um the Gong

  1236. 49:15

    Show.

  1237. 49:15

    >> Oh yeah.

  1238. 49:16

    >> And Make Me Laugh. Did you ever watch

  1239. 49:18

    Make Me Laugh?

  1240. 49:19

    >> Yes.

  1241. 49:19

    >> And we used to play Make Me Laugh at in

  1242. 49:22

    our house all the time. Make me laugh

  1243. 49:23

    was basically it was just a guest was

  1244. 49:26

    sitting in a chair and then I guess it

  1245. 49:28

    was standups or comedians were supposed

  1246. 49:31

    to make them laugh. They had 60 seconds

  1247. 49:33

    on the clock and the person had to like

  1248. 49:34

    not break. That was it.

  1249. 49:37

    >> And there were a lot of young comics

  1250. 49:39

    that started. They were like, could it

  1251. 49:40

    have been Gallagher Gallagher there

  1252. 49:43

    maybe? And like um

  1253. 49:44

    >> I don't know. I was doing so much acid

  1254. 49:46

    then I don't remember anything. But it I

  1255. 49:49

    have a feeling if we looked back we'd

  1256. 49:50

    probably recognize a lot of people. Same

  1257. 49:52

    with the Gong Show for sure.

  1258. 49:53

    >> Yeah. Do you um one one thing I wanted

  1259. 49:55

    to bring up in that office was uh there

  1260. 49:58

    was a cleaning lady um

  1261. 50:00

    >> Rosa. Rosa that worked in the in the on

  1262. 50:03

    the 17th floor. Teeny tiny lady.

  1263. 50:06

    >> Very teeny.

  1264. 50:07

    >> And um she had been there for a very

  1265. 50:09

    long time. She had seen some [ __ ]

  1266. 50:11

    >> Yeah.

  1267. 50:13

    >> And uh there was a moment when would you

  1268. 50:16

    tell the moment when we were in that

  1269. 50:17

    office and Rosa came in?

  1270. 50:19

    >> I think it was probably usually if we

  1271. 50:21

    were in that office during the day

  1272. 50:23

    because we were there so much at night,

  1273. 50:26

    you know, they we weren't keeping

  1274. 50:28

    regular office hours. So there weren't

  1275. 50:30

    great times for people to come in and

  1276. 50:32

    clean and change the trash cans out and

  1277. 50:34

    stuff. And so it's probably a read

  1278. 50:35

    through day, maybe like a Wednesday. And

  1279. 50:38

    we were in there waiting for uh table

  1280. 50:40

    read to start. And um someone was

  1281. 50:43

    definitely crying. I think I think Emily

  1282. 50:45

    might have been crying because her desk

  1283. 50:47

    at in that office was close to the door

  1284. 50:49

    and so she had her back to the door

  1285. 50:51

    >> and she was talking to us about

  1286. 50:52

    something that was really hard and we

  1287. 50:55

    were also sleepd deprived and I just

  1288. 50:58

    remember Rosa coming in and she didn't

  1289. 51:00

    speak very much English um but she saw

  1290. 51:04

    what she always saw which was she came

  1291. 51:05

    in and she saw a few of us just sitting

  1292. 51:07

    around talking to each other deep in

  1293. 51:10

    conversation and Emily was crying and

  1294. 51:12

    she put her uh hand on Emily's shoulder

  1295. 51:14

    and she goes, "On don't cry, sexy."

  1296. 51:20

    Do you remember that?

  1297. 51:24

    I love it so much. It was like it was

  1298. 51:26

    yesterday.

  1299. 51:27

    >> Don't cry sexy.

  1300. 51:28

    >> Don't cry, sexy.

  1301. 51:29

    >> And highly recommend you say that to

  1302. 51:31

    your friend when they're sad. It's

  1303. 51:33

    really

  1304. 51:34

    >> just a little

  1305. 51:35

    >> Don't cry, sexy.

  1306. 51:36

    >> Don't cry, sexy.

  1307. 51:40

    Um, do you want to tell everyone the

  1308. 51:42

    first time you met Barack Obama and who

  1309. 51:44

    you were dressed as?

  1310. 51:46

    >> Yes, I would love to. Um, the first time

  1311. 51:48

    I met Barack Obama when he was running

  1312. 51:50

    for office, I was dressed as Shirley

  1313. 51:52

    Mlan

  1314. 51:54

    and um,

  1315. 51:56

    >> and then the second time you saw him,

  1316. 51:58

    you were dressed as

  1317. 51:59

    >> Barack Obama.

  1318. 52:03

    Um yeah, it was a sketch that you were

  1319. 52:07

    you and Daryl were Hillary and Bill

  1320. 52:09

    Clinton at um

  1321. 52:11

    >> Halloween party.

  1322. 52:12

    >> Halloween party. And it was one of And I

  1323. 52:14

    remember

  1324. 52:16

    Barack was new on the scene.

  1325. 52:18

    >> Mhm.

  1326. 52:19

    >> Looking smooth

  1327. 52:22

    and uh and at that time I think like

  1328. 52:24

    Barack Obama masks were popular, you

  1329. 52:27

    know, because it was like the new

  1330. 52:29

    candidate. And um so the joke was going

  1331. 52:32

    to be that I come in like [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm

  1332. 52:35

    Barack Obama and then he taps me on the

  1333. 52:38

    shoulder with his mask and takes mask

  1334. 52:39

    off and everybody goes oh my god it's

  1335. 52:41

    the real Barack Obama. So we did that at

  1336. 52:44

    dress and that was it.

  1337. 52:46

    >> Yeah. He didn't do it to air.

  1338. 52:47

    >> We did not do it at air. Thank god. Um

  1339. 52:49

    >> why do we know why?

  1340. 52:51

    >> I do. I mean I did not have a take on

  1341. 52:54

    Barack Obama at all. I didn't

  1342. 52:56

    >> know you know I just remember you were I

  1343. 52:59

    was dressed. You were a teeny tiny

  1344. 53:02

    tall man. Very tall, handsome man.

  1345. 53:05

    >> So fun and stressful to be dressed

  1346. 53:08

    exactly like the person you're standing

  1347. 53:10

    next.

  1348. 53:10

    >> It is so much fun. And I remember the

  1349. 53:13

    first time we saw each other was when we

  1350. 53:14

    were about to walk out on stage. So at

  1351. 53:17

    dress rehearsal, there was like a little

  1352. 53:18

    little flag there and door that's

  1353. 53:20

    supposed to open. And I'm there waiting

  1354. 53:22

    in my little Brooks Brother suit and I

  1355. 53:24

    think we like bound my boobs. And I had

  1356. 53:26

    um I used to play Scott Joplin and so I

  1357. 53:29

    had my Scott Joplin wig on

  1358. 53:32

    and I was standing there and then

  1359. 53:34

    >> people don't know Maya has the cutest

  1360. 53:36

    little tiniest little legs from knee

  1361. 53:38

    down it's like knee down it's like a

  1362. 53:42

    little

  1363. 53:42

    >> little toothick

  1364. 53:43

    >> teeny tiny toothpick. Look at those

  1365. 53:45

    little legs from knee down. So cute.

  1366. 53:51

    >> Stretch

  1367. 53:56

    little to three.

  1368. 53:58

    >> Teeny tiny teeny tiny

  1369. 54:00

    >> just from the knee down.

  1370. 54:03

    >> They're like like breakable, I think.

  1371. 54:05

    >> I know. They're so little. So, you had

  1372. 54:06

    your little suit on.

  1373. 54:08

    >> My little suit on and it was teeny tiny.

  1374. 54:09

    And then he came over and here's the

  1375. 54:11

    thing. I didn't it was written then I

  1376. 54:14

    didn't have a good impression like I was

  1377. 54:16

    sort of like I'm Barack Obama

  1378. 54:19

    and um so I was standing there and then

  1379. 54:23

    he came over and I said well what do you

  1380. 54:26

    think

  1381. 54:28

    and all he said to me was

  1382. 54:30

    I don't wear a three button suit.

  1383. 54:34

    >> Damn.

  1384. 54:35

    >> I still don't know what that means. It's

  1385. 54:37

    like it's like guy that's like a guy

  1386. 54:39

    knowledge thing.

  1387. 54:42

    Sounds like flirting to me.

  1388. 54:46

    >> Just kidding.

  1389. 54:47

    >> No, I'm not. I I will take that. I've

  1390. 54:49

    I've gotten two two tonight and I'm

  1391. 54:52

    taking them home with me. I'm taking

  1392. 54:53

    them into the spank bank tonight.

  1393. 54:56

    >> Um,

  1394. 54:59

    >> speaking of spank bank, Ron Funches, so

  1395. 55:02

    great.

  1396. 55:03

    >> So spank bankable.

  1397. 55:04

    >> So spank bankable. And he has three

  1398. 55:06

    questions for you. Let me give you the

  1399. 55:08

    first one which is

  1400. 55:10

    speaking of standing next to someone

  1401. 55:12

    that you play. You were so incredible

  1402. 55:15

    when you were playing Kla Harris and it

  1403. 55:17

    was such an exciting time to watch you

  1404. 55:18

    play and for Dana Carvey to be playing

  1405. 55:21

    Joe like it was just very exciting.

  1406. 55:24

    >> The world was watching. There was this

  1407. 55:27

    feeling

  1408. 55:29

    >> of like here we go again. And that's the

  1409. 55:32

    SNL at its best, I think, when the when

  1410. 55:34

    the world is

  1411. 55:36

    >> on the same vibe as the show and the

  1412. 55:39

    political uh imp like impersonations. We

  1413. 55:42

    >> I mean, it's one of the best things

  1414. 55:44

    about,

  1415. 55:45

    >> you know, the our tenure there is that

  1416. 55:46

    more and more women we were we got to

  1417. 55:48

    play because more and more women were

  1418. 55:50

    were were candidates at the time. And

  1419. 55:52

    Kamla was such a um incredible

  1420. 55:56

    um you did an inc great take on her. you

  1421. 55:59

    were so good and you got to do stuff

  1422. 56:00

    with her. Ron's question is a good one

  1423. 56:03

    which is like how what do you do with

  1424. 56:05

    all of that energy and feeling when it

  1425. 56:07

    goes away when you know it she doesn't

  1426. 56:10

    win?

  1427. 56:11

    >> There was definitely especially after

  1428. 56:14

    the first election. Um

  1429. 56:18

    I remember even talking about it with

  1430. 56:20

    our friends saying like I'm you know

  1431. 56:22

    when we heard this was happening again

  1432. 56:24

    like I'm scared to be hopeful. You know,

  1433. 56:26

    we were nervous about

  1434. 56:28

    opening that vulnerability and opening

  1435. 56:31

    up our hearts to like could something

  1436. 56:33

    good happen cuz it's been such a [ __ ]

  1437. 56:35

    storm. Um,

  1438. 56:38

    and a rat [ __ ] of a of a

  1439. 56:46

    time. Um,

  1440. 56:49

    I uh I chose to especially because she

  1441. 56:54

    came to the show and that that

  1442. 56:58

    electricity alone just propelled this

  1443. 57:01

    idea of

  1444. 57:04

    I'm going to allow myself to be hopeful.

  1445. 57:07

    I hadn't felt hope in a very long time

  1446. 57:10

    when it came to this this um subject.

  1447. 57:14

    and she made me feel hopeful even if it

  1448. 57:18

    was a dream even though I got to be

  1449. 57:19

    honest it didn't feel like it it felt

  1450. 57:22

    real but she's really good at what she

  1451. 57:25

    does and she makes you feel like it's

  1452. 57:29

    going to be okay truly she was saying

  1453. 57:32

    things like this country really needs to

  1454. 57:34

    heal which I mean now we really need

  1455. 57:36

    like a [ __ ] we need some sage

  1456. 57:41

    um I mean it's so bad. Amy,

  1457. 57:45

    >> yeah,

  1458. 57:46

    >> we don't have to go. But what I was

  1459. 57:47

    going to say, what do you do with the

  1460. 57:48

    feeling?

  1461. 57:49

    >> Okay, so and I, by the way, I haven't

  1462. 57:52

    let go of it either, is that knowing

  1463. 57:54

    that I can still be hopeful even when

  1464. 57:55

    I'm scared actually was really

  1465. 57:57

    incredible.

  1466. 57:58

    >> Ah, I see.

  1467. 57:58

    >> And it was something that I I shared

  1468. 58:00

    with quite a few people the night before

  1469. 58:03

    the election, after the election, is

  1470. 58:08

    being hopeful is a good thing. even if

  1471. 58:09

    you even if you lose being hopeful is

  1472. 58:12

    for you

  1473. 58:13

    that I was really surprised I was I

  1474. 58:17

    allowed myself to feel because I felt I

  1475. 58:19

    felt like um and in case anyone's

  1476. 58:21

    wondering yes I wanted her to win but

  1477. 58:24

    what I'm

  1478. 58:27

    >> but but I

  1479. 58:30

    God you know listen just to rewind a

  1480. 58:32

    little bit I all the time that we worked

  1481. 58:35

    at the show I never expected to play

  1482. 58:38

    anyone that was running for president

  1483. 58:40

    ever,

  1484. 58:41

    >> right?

  1485. 58:42

    >> You know, and this was such a natural

  1486. 58:47

    path,

  1487. 58:48

    >> which is the best kind. And especially

  1488. 58:50

    when you're no longer working on the

  1489. 58:52

    show and they say and you hear people

  1490. 58:53

    saying like they should call you and

  1491. 58:55

    then Lauren calls you.

  1492. 58:57

    >> It feels very like Avengers Assemble,

  1493. 58:59

    right? It's such a cool It's like Maya,

  1494. 59:01

    we need you.

  1495. 59:05

    >> You're like pulling on your pants.

  1496. 59:08

    trying on all of your wigs.

  1497. 59:12

    >> Yeah.

  1498. 59:14

    >> And it and it's exciting to be and and I

  1499. 59:16

    think it helped me filter all my rage,

  1500. 59:18

    my anxiety about the all of it.

  1501. 59:20

    >> It was so great to have something to do.

  1502. 59:23

    >> Yeah.

  1503. 59:24

    >> And and I service.

  1504. 59:25

    >> Yeah. And it felt like being of service

  1505. 59:27

    and then sometimes I'd say like I mean

  1506. 59:28

    it doesn't really affect the election

  1507. 59:29

    and I was like why doesn't it? I like

  1508. 59:32

    being part of the conversation.

  1509. 59:34

    >> Yeah. Okay. especially some of the

  1510. 59:36

    relief because we needed some relief.

  1511. 59:39

    >> And also Maya, you bring up a beautiful

  1512. 59:42

    obvious but yet not often discussed

  1513. 59:44

    point which is

  1514. 59:45

    >> you looked like the candidate and

  1515. 59:47

    candidates didn't look like you.

  1516. 59:49

    >> Yeah. And that was for me like the

  1517. 59:51

    biggest part of it is that all the years

  1518. 59:53

    that we worked on the show, it wasn't

  1519. 59:55

    like when are they going to call me? I

  1520. 59:57

    was like, there's not going to be anyone

  1521. 1:00:00

    >> that looks like me running for president

  1522. 1:00:02

    in my

  1523. 1:00:04

    >> time at this show ever. I'm I couldn't

  1524. 1:00:06

    imagine.

  1525. 1:00:08

    >> And to

  1526. 1:00:10

    play someone that looks like me running

  1527. 1:00:13

    for president of the United States was

  1528. 1:00:16

    wild.

  1529. 1:00:17

    >> Wild.

  1530. 1:00:19

    >> And I'm like you. I'm like, you know,

  1531. 1:00:21

    we're those people that can do anything

  1532. 1:00:23

    on the show and we're like, put me in,

  1533. 1:00:24

    coach. I want to do that. I want to do

  1534. 1:00:26

    that. I want to do that. I just didn't.

  1535. 1:00:28

    There are some things naturally that you

  1536. 1:00:30

    don't get the opportunity because you

  1537. 1:00:31

    don't resemble the person and that's

  1538. 1:00:33

    just the way that it is. I mean, you

  1539. 1:00:35

    have to understand like, and you know

  1540. 1:00:37

    this about me, I played so many

  1541. 1:00:39

    different kinds of people on the show.

  1542. 1:00:42

    And

  1543. 1:00:43

    >> I think it's because I just believe I

  1544. 1:00:45

    can be anyone. And I don't even know

  1545. 1:00:50

    like

  1546. 1:00:51

    >> I don't know. That's more just me and

  1547. 1:00:52

    how I've always just been in the world.

  1548. 1:00:55

    and something that probably came out of

  1549. 1:00:57

    me from being a kid. And um I don't even

  1550. 1:01:01

    know

  1551. 1:01:03

    I don't even know if that's allowed

  1552. 1:01:04

    anymore, you know, in a lot of ways. Um

  1553. 1:01:08

    >> but in the best way possible, like it it

  1554. 1:01:10

    was just more like I just do what feels

  1555. 1:01:14

    natural or funny or right, which is why

  1556. 1:01:16

    it was always fine. But I don't know. I

  1557. 1:01:18

    don't know how I got so lucky. Um it was

  1558. 1:01:21

    a really exciting thing to be a part of.

  1559. 1:01:24

    And then the the other part of it was

  1560. 1:01:26

    the Dana Carvey part of it because

  1561. 1:01:28

    >> because I think for us anyway, our

  1562. 1:01:31

    generation, Dana Carvey was I mean that

  1563. 1:01:33

    was the era that I started watching SNL

  1564. 1:01:36

    >> and they say like your you know a lot of

  1565. 1:01:37

    people one of the theories is like your

  1566. 1:01:39

    favorite cast is when you were in high

  1567. 1:01:42

    school and that cast was

  1568. 1:01:45

    >> the dream. I mean, I fell in love with

  1569. 1:01:47

    so many of the casts, but him and Mike

  1570. 1:01:50

    Myers and Jan Hooks and Phil Hartman, I

  1571. 1:01:53

    I really

  1572. 1:01:55

    didn't realize how much of them that I

  1573. 1:01:57

    took with me. And when we came off stage

  1574. 1:02:00

    after that first time and Dana did

  1575. 1:02:02

    something and he he turned on a little

  1576. 1:02:05

    sauce like on the air and was being a

  1577. 1:02:08

    little goofy and having fun. He said, "I

  1578. 1:02:12

    just like to do that. I like to I like

  1579. 1:02:14

    to make the other person part of it and

  1580. 1:02:17

    I like to have fun and it's infectious.

  1581. 1:02:20

    And I realized while he was singing in

  1582. 1:02:21

    that moment is that's why I that's what

  1583. 1:02:24

    I like to do and I think I got it from

  1584. 1:02:26

    him.

  1585. 1:02:27

    >> I couldn't believe it.

  1586. 1:02:28

    >> Very cool.

  1587. 1:02:29

    >> It was really cool.

  1588. 1:02:30

    >> That's very cool.

  1589. 1:02:32

    >> And you know, I feel like we shared a

  1590. 1:02:33

    similar feeling when we did Bronx Beat

  1591. 1:02:36

    with Mike Meyers for the SNL 50th

  1592. 1:02:38

    >> because we were huge fans of Linda

  1593. 1:02:40

    Richmond and Coffee Talk. Oh my god.

  1594. 1:02:42

    >> And we did a little what the kids would

  1595. 1:02:44

    call a mashup.

  1596. 1:02:45

    >> Yep.

  1597. 1:02:47

    >> And we smooshed everybody together. And

  1598. 1:02:49

    >> I mean that's that was also like the

  1599. 1:02:52

    most exciting dream is like SNL 50th. I

  1600. 1:02:54

    was like I want to be with my heroes and

  1601. 1:02:57

    and that was truly the mashup. That was

  1602. 1:03:00

    really exciting.

  1603. 1:03:01

    >> That was cool.

  1604. 1:03:02

    >> It really was.

  1605. 1:03:03

    >> And um and and and I'll finish the and

  1606. 1:03:05

    there's so I mean I could talk to you

  1607. 1:03:07

    forever about all your characters, you

  1608. 1:03:08

    know.

  1609. 1:03:09

    >> You don't have to.

  1610. 1:03:11

    Beyonce and Whitney Houston and Donna

  1611. 1:03:13

    Teler Versace and I mean just you just

  1612. 1:03:15

    did so many and just so also so many

  1613. 1:03:18

    small dumb people with weird names and

  1614. 1:03:21

    just

  1615. 1:03:22

    >> those are my favorites and you and I

  1616. 1:03:23

    both share a love for dumb dum dums.

  1617. 1:03:25

    >> God dum dum dums. So who was your what

  1618. 1:03:28

    was the favorite wig you ever wore?

  1619. 1:03:30

    >> Oh my god. There was a wig that really

  1620. 1:03:33

    like it made the rounds. I think my

  1621. 1:03:37

    Leilani wig became a pet psychic became

  1622. 1:03:41

    um

  1623. 1:03:42

    who was the lady. She was a fake Charro.

  1624. 1:03:45

    She was a redheaded Charo.

  1625. 1:03:46

    >> Oh yeah.

  1626. 1:03:48

    >> Fiesta Politico.

  1627. 1:03:49

    >> Fiesta Politico.

  1628. 1:03:51

    Um Yeah. And she was like she kind of

  1629. 1:03:53

    had like Amy, she had your color hair.

  1630. 1:03:56

    >> Yeah.

  1631. 1:03:56

    >> She had like a beautiful red, a vibrant

  1632. 1:03:59

    red.

  1633. 1:03:59

    >> A vibrant red. Perhaps a little bit of a

  1634. 1:04:01

    strawberry blonde. Um

  1635. 1:04:03

    >> her name was Rebecca. Her name was

  1636. 1:04:05

    Rebecca.

  1637. 1:04:06

    >> Good job, Maya.

  1638. 1:04:07

    >> Thank you.

  1639. 1:04:09

    >> Yes, I remembered something. Um, yes, I

  1640. 1:04:13

    remember that cuz I remember Well, I'm

  1641. 1:04:15

    not going to tell this story. Can you

  1642. 1:04:17

    cut it?

  1643. 1:04:18

    >> Can we cut it? Probably not. I'll

  1644. 1:04:20

    whisper it.

  1645. 1:04:22

    Hello.

  1646. 1:04:34

    You cannot tell that story.

  1647. 1:04:38

    Absolutely not. I'm sweating. Just you

  1648. 1:04:40

    and you.

  1649. 1:04:45

    Oh my god, I'm sweating. I'm sweating.

  1650. 1:04:48

    You talk to me. Woo. Sorry guys.

  1651. 1:04:53

    >> Can we talk about flirting more? I

  1652. 1:04:54

    didn't get to like sleep with anybody at

  1653. 1:04:56

    SNL.

  1654. 1:04:57

    >> I know. I'm sorry.

  1655. 1:05:02

    >> Poor me.

  1656. 1:05:03

    >> ANYBODY GOT A TIME MACHINE?

  1657. 1:05:06

    >> I know. Why didn't I like flirt with

  1658. 1:05:08

    people? I'm bad at flirting.

  1659. 1:05:10

    >> That

  1660. 1:05:10

    >> I'm bad at it.

  1661. 1:05:12

    >> I agree.

  1662. 1:05:13

    >> Yeah.

  1663. 1:05:15

    >> I can't read it.

  1664. 1:05:16

    >> You don't read it. And I'm saying that

  1665. 1:05:17

    everyone was in love with you. Every

  1666. 1:05:19

    Yes. didn't have that experience. But

  1667. 1:05:22

    that's why I'm I'm bringing it up

  1668. 1:05:23

    because the way you said it earlier, I

  1669. 1:05:25

    knew that's what you were saying was

  1670. 1:05:26

    like you

  1671. 1:05:27

    >> you didn't know, dummy.

  1672. 1:05:28

    >> Yeah.

  1673. 1:05:29

    >> I didn't.

  1674. 1:05:29

    >> You could have

  1675. 1:05:34

    wo is me. Nobody likes me.

  1676. 1:05:39

    >> And there was like 10 like howling dogs

  1677. 1:05:41

    outside your window every night.

  1678. 1:05:43

    >> Not one. Are you going home? I need a

  1679. 1:05:46

    need help.

  1680. 1:05:47

    >> That didn't happen.

  1681. 1:05:49

    I did go on one date when I was there

  1682. 1:05:51

    with somebody that you know and he took

  1683. 1:05:52

    me to see a show um called Puppetry of

  1684. 1:05:55

    the Penis.

  1685. 1:05:55

    >> Sure.

  1686. 1:05:57

    >> So,

  1687. 1:05:58

    >> you can't tell that story either.

  1688. 1:06:01

    >> Um

  1689. 1:06:03

    I should try to ask a question. Um,

  1690. 1:06:07

    and we're and we're and

  1691. 1:06:10

    okay, I'll just say that in the in the

  1692. 1:06:12

    vein of you being a natural and you

  1693. 1:06:15

    being musically gifted in every way,

  1694. 1:06:17

    like you know, Maya was, you know, we

  1695. 1:06:19

    would have musical guests come on and

  1696. 1:06:21

    then Maya would sing in a sketch and

  1697. 1:06:23

    we'd be like, Maya's better than the

  1698. 1:06:28

    than the multi-platinum singer. Um, but

  1699. 1:06:34

    do you think that there's some rhythm

  1700. 1:06:37

    that's important to have for both comedy

  1701. 1:06:39

    and music? And like what do what do you

  1702. 1:06:41

    think why do you think you need both?

  1703. 1:06:42

    Like why do you think they're such like

  1704. 1:06:44

    loving cousins?

  1705. 1:06:45

    >> They're cousins. I love this topic so

  1706. 1:06:48

    much because I can't really truly

  1707. 1:06:51

    define why. I think there is a language

  1708. 1:06:53

    to both of them. I think that there's an

  1709. 1:06:57

    incredible inherent

  1710. 1:07:00

    um ability to them. Some people are just

  1711. 1:07:03

    musically gifted. Um those people are

  1712. 1:07:06

    musically gifted. I know that for a

  1713. 1:07:08

    fact.

  1714. 1:07:09

    >> And and and and

  1715. 1:07:11

    that's why you always hear about

  1716. 1:07:13

    musicians

  1717. 1:07:15

    quoting Spinal Tap on their tour bus

  1718. 1:07:17

    like they want to be in some way.

  1719. 1:07:20

    Musicians want to be comedians and

  1720. 1:07:22

    comedians want to be musicians. and

  1721. 1:07:24

    sometimes they're both. Um,

  1722. 1:07:29

    but they they live together. There's and

  1723. 1:07:31

    and it's such a mutual appreciations

  1724. 1:07:34

    admiration society, you know. Um,

  1725. 1:07:37

    >> but they're also like an incredible

  1726. 1:07:40

    skill and and when you're good at it,

  1727. 1:07:42

    like you can't fake it,

  1728. 1:07:44

    >> you know? you do great musicians don't I

  1729. 1:07:48

    mean I I also like had this funny

  1730. 1:07:52

    I don't know what growing up because I

  1731. 1:07:54

    was so surrounded by music because my

  1732. 1:07:56

    parents were musicians that and we saw a

  1733. 1:07:59

    lot of music too or we had friends that

  1734. 1:08:00

    were musicians and music was just very

  1735. 1:08:02

    music was very normal

  1736. 1:08:04

    >> in my house like that's just the best

  1737. 1:08:06

    way to describe it like it was it was

  1738. 1:08:09

    normal and um sometimes I'd watch people

  1739. 1:08:12

    on stage and I'd think I'm I'm that's

  1740. 1:08:15

    what I want to do. Like I could see

  1741. 1:08:18

    like I I could just imagine doing it and

  1742. 1:08:20

    then I'd see somebody funny and I was

  1743. 1:08:21

    like that's what I want to do and I'd

  1744. 1:08:22

    sort of like vacasillate between the

  1745. 1:08:24

    two. But um here I go. I can't remember

  1746. 1:08:27

    what I was saying. Um I think I think

  1747. 1:08:31

    it's a fascinating um love story, comedy

  1748. 1:08:36

    and music. And I think that when I think

  1749. 1:08:38

    about some of the best people, I do

  1750. 1:08:41

    think it's something that you really

  1751. 1:08:43

    when people are naturally good at it,

  1752. 1:08:45

    there's nothing better.

  1753. 1:08:47

    >> And I think I like to we all know Maya,

  1754. 1:08:50

    you know, in another life has is married

  1755. 1:08:52

    to Prince in another life.

  1756. 1:08:54

    >> And you're hu you're you're in the band

  1757. 1:08:56

    Princess. You you know Yes. And uh

  1758. 1:08:59

    Prince, you know, you had the

  1759. 1:09:02

    >> um pleasure to meet him and

  1760. 1:09:06

    >> um and you love him and um

  1761. 1:09:09

    >> he you like to talk about how funny

  1762. 1:09:11

    Prince was.

  1763. 1:09:12

    >> So funny. Oh my god, so funny.

  1764. 1:09:14

    >> Can you tell us a joke that Prince told

  1765. 1:09:16

    you or something funny or a funny moment

  1766. 1:09:19

    with Prince?

  1767. 1:09:22

    >> He did tell me a joke once, but I didn't

  1768. 1:09:24

    understand it.

  1769. 1:09:25

    >> You're not supposed to.

  1770. 1:09:30

    I'm thinking about when Fred Armison and

  1771. 1:09:33

    you would do Beyonce and Prince and

  1772. 1:09:36

    Prince would hide the whole time.

  1773. 1:09:37

    >> Oh my god, Prince was always hiding.

  1774. 1:09:40

    That was again like the best thing about

  1775. 1:09:42

    that sketch was the fact that we loved

  1776. 1:09:43

    Prince so much that we understood it and

  1777. 1:09:45

    so it was just like getting to do it. It

  1778. 1:09:48

    wasn't like, "Isn't this funny?"

  1779. 1:09:50

    >> Yeah,

  1780. 1:09:50

    >> he's short.

  1781. 1:09:52

    >> Yeah.

  1782. 1:09:53

    >> I hate that so much.

  1783. 1:09:54

    >> And you felt that way about Beyonce.

  1784. 1:09:56

    Like the same with Beyonce, like such

  1785. 1:09:58

    reverence for her.

  1786. 1:09:59

    >> Well, yeah, because the other thing is

  1787. 1:10:00

    like I never I don't know how you feel

  1788. 1:10:03

    about doing impressions of people, but

  1789. 1:10:05

    I'm not an impressionist. And we've

  1790. 1:10:07

    talked so many times about different

  1791. 1:10:10

    personality. There's so many different

  1792. 1:10:11

    types of people that work at Saturday

  1793. 1:10:13

    Night Live specifically. Some people are

  1794. 1:10:14

    impressionists, some people are

  1795. 1:10:16

    stand-up, some people are sketch

  1796. 1:10:18

    performers. Um, and some impressionists,

  1797. 1:10:21

    they can be very specific personalities.

  1798. 1:10:23

    I'm not an impressionist, but I feel

  1799. 1:10:25

    like when I do an impression, it comes

  1800. 1:10:27

    from watching someone. And I'm watching

  1801. 1:10:30

    them because I'm fascinated. I'm

  1802. 1:10:32

    interested. I'm excited by them. So, I

  1803. 1:10:34

    think I'm picking up in the same way

  1804. 1:10:35

    that like you tell a story and you use

  1805. 1:10:38

    the person's voice like whatever. But

  1806. 1:10:41

    like, but but joking aside, like when I

  1807. 1:10:45

    tell a story, I I usually imitate the

  1808. 1:10:47

    person.

  1809. 1:10:48

    >> But I think it's cuz I'm interested. I'm

  1810. 1:10:51

    I don't know. I can hear it. Yeah.

  1811. 1:10:52

    >> I also think I'm a little bit of a

  1812. 1:10:54

    parrot to go back to the

  1813. 1:10:56

    the comedy uh music thing.

  1814. 1:10:59

    >> Well, that's what I would just say is

  1815. 1:11:00

    that I feel like you have a sense of

  1816. 1:11:02

    time. Like uh we you know when we

  1817. 1:11:04

    started with you singing the national

  1818. 1:11:06

    anthem,

  1819. 1:11:08

    you took you take your time with that.

  1820. 1:11:10

    You know when to go fast and be like

  1821. 1:11:12

    Whitney talking to Bobby Brown really

  1822. 1:11:14

    fast and you know how to go really slow

  1823. 1:11:17

    >> and it's like you know the rhythm, the

  1824. 1:11:20

    in between of stuff. Like that's part of

  1825. 1:11:22

    the magic of you I think Maya is the way

  1826. 1:11:24

    in which you can

  1827. 1:11:27

    >> uh change the the the tempo of the stuff

  1828. 1:11:30

    that you do really naturally and

  1829. 1:11:32

    everybody's just like you just you have

  1830. 1:11:34

    the rhythm that everybody you like you

  1831. 1:11:36

    are the song everybody wants to hear.

  1832. 1:11:39

    >> It's like we love your song like you are

  1833. 1:11:42

    you have that.

  1834. 1:11:44

    >> Okay. So we're going to the speed round.

  1835. 1:11:46

    >> Okay.

  1836. 1:11:47

    >> Okay.

  1837. 1:11:49

    >> Here we go.

  1838. 1:11:49

    >> Here we go. Do you like scary movies?

  1839. 1:11:52

    >> Nope.

  1840. 1:11:53

    >> Great.

  1841. 1:11:55

    >> Favorite thing to cook?

  1842. 1:11:57

    >> Oh,

  1843. 1:11:59

    pancakes. Silver Dollar pancakes.

  1844. 1:12:02

    >> What happened to your finger?

  1845. 1:12:04

    >> I [ __ ] cut it on Thanksgiving making

  1846. 1:12:08

    stuffing.

  1847. 1:12:09

    >> Oh,

  1848. 1:12:10

    >> I sliced the [ __ ] out of it.

  1849. 1:12:13

    It really hurts.

  1850. 1:12:15

    >> Do you like going to Disneyland?

  1851. 1:12:17

    >> Yep, I do. What's your favorite part?

  1852. 1:12:21

    >> What kind of Disney adult are you?

  1853. 1:12:23

    >> And by the way, I know you love me

  1854. 1:12:25

    because you're asking me this question

  1855. 1:12:26

    because you do not like Disneyland.

  1856. 1:12:30

    >> Oopsie.

  1857. 1:12:32

    >> And I was born in Gainesville, Florida,

  1858. 1:12:33

    even though I've lived here since I was

  1859. 1:12:35

    one. Other than the time that I spent

  1860. 1:12:37

    New York, Gainesville got a whoop. Is

  1861. 1:12:39

    somebody from Gainesville? You're from

  1862. 1:12:40

    Gainesville?

  1863. 1:12:41

    >> Wow.

  1864. 1:12:42

    >> Wow.

  1865. 1:12:43

    >> Hi.

  1866. 1:12:45

    You, me, Tom Petty, and Walkin Phoenix.

  1867. 1:12:47

    What if we looked out in the audience

  1868. 1:12:48

    and it was just a crocodile?

  1869. 1:12:53

    >> I actually have not been back to

  1870. 1:12:55

    Gainesville. Do you got Do you want to

  1871. 1:12:56

    go with me after the show?

  1872. 1:12:58

    >> My speed round.

  1873. 1:12:59

    >> Okay. Sorry.

  1874. 1:13:00

    >> Um

  1875. 1:13:01

    >> I probably have ADD, but I was never

  1876. 1:13:03

    tested.

  1877. 1:13:04

    >> That's okay. Um are big pants still in?

  1878. 1:13:07

    >> What do you mean by big pants?

  1879. 1:13:09

    >> You tell me. I mean, yeah, whatever.

  1880. 1:13:11

    >> I feel like these are big pants.

  1881. 1:13:12

    >> Yeah, big pants are still in. I go to

  1882. 1:13:14

    Maya for all my fashion. I love fashion.

  1883. 1:13:18

    >> You love fashion.

  1884. 1:13:19

    >> I love it.

  1885. 1:13:19

    >> You love fashion.

  1886. 1:13:20

    >> I've always loved it.

  1887. 1:13:22

    >> Um, best thing about Hanukkah?

  1888. 1:13:25

    >> Lodkas.

  1889. 1:13:26

    >> Lodkas. This This episode's going to be

  1890. 1:13:28

    coming out close to Hanukkah.

  1891. 1:13:29

    >> I love sour cream and applesauce on my

  1892. 1:13:32

    Lodkas.

  1893. 1:13:34

    >> And um, how's your dog, Leroy?

  1894. 1:13:36

    >> He's great. Thank you for asking.

  1895. 1:13:38

    >> What kind of dog is he?

  1896. 1:13:39

    >> He's probably a golden doodle. We were

  1897. 1:13:42

    told he was a standard poodle when we

  1898. 1:13:44

    rescued him.

  1899. 1:13:47

    For those listening, Maya did that in

  1900. 1:13:49

    quotes

  1901. 1:13:51

    >> with a bandaged finger.

  1902. 1:13:53

    >> I mean, I think he's a rescue. He was He

  1903. 1:13:56

    and his siblings and his mom and dad

  1904. 1:13:58

    were all living in a you know what do

  1905. 1:14:01

    you call it? A crate or whatever. And

  1906. 1:14:03

    >> you you think he's faking being a

  1907. 1:14:05

    rescue?

  1908. 1:14:05

    >> No. Well,

  1909. 1:14:07

    he was like, "Oh, my leg."

  1910. 1:14:09

    >> He He showed up at your door. Dingdong.

  1911. 1:14:13

    >> Uh, hey. Um,

  1912. 1:14:16

    me and my family are uh kind of

  1913. 1:14:19

    homeless.

  1914. 1:14:20

    >> Our car broke down on the side of the

  1915. 1:14:22

    road.

  1916. 1:14:22

    >> You got jumper cables?

  1917. 1:14:25

    >> No, it's just that we we we got them

  1918. 1:14:27

    from a rescue place. There's a lot of

  1919. 1:14:28

    rescue places and I Yeah. So, I mean,

  1920. 1:14:31

    whatever you pay like But you got to pay

  1921. 1:14:33

    to make sure they're healthy and

  1922. 1:14:34

    whatever. And I It's the best [ __ ]

  1923. 1:14:37

    money I've spent. I [ __ ] love that

  1924. 1:14:39

    dog.

  1925. 1:14:41

    Um, I have a I have another dog named

  1926. 1:14:43

    Daisy.

  1927. 1:14:44

    >> And tell us about Daisy.

  1928. 1:14:45

    >> Daisy just got attacked by two coyotes

  1929. 1:14:47

    and now she's okay. She I know.

  1930. 1:14:50

    >> In your yard.

  1931. 1:14:51

    >> In my yard.

  1932. 1:14:54

    >> Did you see it?

  1933. 1:14:55

    >> No, but my daughter did. It was really

  1934. 1:14:57

    bad.

  1935. 1:14:57

    >> Daisy.

  1936. 1:14:58

    >> Daisy is a [ __ ] warrior.

  1937. 1:15:00

    >> Yeah, Daisy. Daisy survived.

  1938. 1:15:02

    >> Daisy survived.

  1939. 1:15:03

    >> [ __ ] those coyotes.

  1940. 1:15:04

    >> [ __ ] those coyotes. I know. And they

  1941. 1:15:06

    have they're kind of dicks. Like when I

  1942. 1:15:09

    see

  1943. 1:15:10

    >> these are dicks,

  1944. 1:15:11

    >> don't you? You gray. I feel like when I

  1945. 1:15:13

    look at them, they're like, "Sup,

  1946. 1:15:16

    what they do? They just stand there like

  1947. 1:15:20

    sup." I'm like, "No, get the [ __ ] out of

  1948. 1:15:23

    here man."

  1949. 1:15:25

    I I mean, I don't know. I

  1950. 1:15:28

    Right.

  1951. 1:15:30

    >> Coyote.

  1952. 1:15:30

    >> They're so rude.

  1953. 1:15:31

    >> Oh, rude. And they're really They just

  1954. 1:15:33

    >> They're like the They're like the Lost

  1955. 1:15:34

    Boys. THEY'RE LIKE

  1956. 1:15:38

    THEY ARE.

  1957. 1:15:39

    >> What's up?

  1958. 1:15:41

    >> You got any bread?

  1959. 1:15:44

    >> You guys have cereal?

  1960. 1:15:46

    >> Get the [ __ ] out of here, man. Nobody

  1961. 1:15:49

    invited you in into my yard.

  1962. 1:15:52

    Get out of my yard, dicks.

  1963. 1:15:57

    >> Oh my god. The Lost Boys.

  1964. 1:15:59

    >> I don't know why that was my reference.

  1965. 1:16:01

    >> And then um the last thing I want to ask

  1966. 1:16:03

    you about is um

  1967. 1:16:04

    >> I love fast questions. I'm sorry I

  1968. 1:16:06

    didn't. This is fun.

  1969. 1:16:08

    >> Um, your astrological signs,

  1970. 1:16:10

    >> Leo.

  1971. 1:16:11

    >> Yeah.

  1972. 1:16:13

    >> Um,

  1973. 1:16:13

    >> and I don't remember my um, what's it

  1974. 1:16:15

    called?

  1975. 1:16:16

    >> It's a seven. I've told you so many

  1976. 1:16:18

    times.

  1977. 1:16:21

    >> That's so many times I've told you.

  1978. 1:16:22

    >> And you told me that I'm a seven cuz I

  1979. 1:16:25

    don't remember that I'm a seven.

  1980. 1:16:27

    >> Well, it's about fun. Sevens love to

  1981. 1:16:29

    have fun. Uh oh.

  1982. 1:16:34

    I mean, let's be clear. I like to have

  1983. 1:16:37

    fun with you. There's plenty of people

  1984. 1:16:38

    I'm do not have fun with.

  1985. 1:16:40

    >> Yeah, for sure. I mean, we have a lot of

  1986. 1:16:42

    fun. We've had a lot of a lot of fun.

  1987. 1:16:44

    >> We have fun.

  1988. 1:16:45

    >> We have fun.

  1989. 1:16:47

    >> Um and then, um Ron brought this

  1990. 1:16:50

    question up, but I think it's a

  1991. 1:16:52

    beautiful Well, first of all, um he'd

  1992. 1:16:54

    like to know if Loot is if Loot is

  1993. 1:16:56

    coming back. And congratulations on

  1994. 1:16:58

    another season. Thank you. Thank you.

  1995. 1:17:01

    It was a fun season and I love working

  1996. 1:17:04

    with Ron so much and I love um that he

  1997. 1:17:09

    wants to come back to his job. Isn't

  1998. 1:17:10

    that a nice thing when people are like I

  1999. 1:17:12

    want to come back to my job and

  2000. 1:17:13

    >> Yeah. What's great about working with

  2001. 1:17:14

    Ron?

  2002. 1:17:15

    >> Oh my god. I always say Ron is like

  2003. 1:17:19

    human mochi. He's like, well, the sound

  2004. 1:17:22

    of his voice, but like he's a genuinely

  2005. 1:17:25

    good human being and it's very I was in

  2006. 1:17:28

    love with Ron's work and I just wanted

  2007. 1:17:31

    him to be on my show. I just I didn't

  2008. 1:17:32

    know him. I just wanted to work with him

  2009. 1:17:34

    and um there's nobody like him and he's

  2010. 1:17:38

    sensitive and kind and he cares. He

  2011. 1:17:40

    cares about where he is and who he's

  2012. 1:17:42

    with. And he is so singularly

  2013. 1:17:46

    himself

  2014. 1:17:48

    and so funny. I just I love I love who

  2015. 1:17:52

    he is. I just love him.

  2016. 1:17:54

    >> But Ron asks you how how do you do it,

  2017. 1:17:57

    Maya? How do you balance it? How do you

  2018. 1:17:59

    And what I think is uh lovely about that

  2019. 1:18:02

    question and behind it is what we were

  2020. 1:18:05

    talking about um earlier which is

  2021. 1:18:09

    the idea of kind of like figuring out

  2022. 1:18:12

    the art you know being an architect of

  2023. 1:18:14

    your own life trying to figure out what

  2024. 1:18:16

    like what's important to you how to have

  2025. 1:18:18

    a full life. We're, you know, all of us

  2026. 1:18:20

    are lucky enough now to have been

  2027. 1:18:22

    friends for 20, 30 years. And like

  2028. 1:18:24

    we're, you know, some of us are blessed

  2029. 1:18:27

    with children and lives and figuring out

  2030. 1:18:30

    how to work and be a good mom and good

  2031. 1:18:33

    partner and and

  2032. 1:18:37

    I just I I have to say that like being

  2033. 1:18:39

    in your presence as as as you mother is

  2034. 1:18:42

    pretty amazing. you're a fantastic

  2035. 1:18:44

    mother and

  2036. 1:18:46

    >> um you have wonderful kids and I mean I

  2037. 1:18:49

    know it's so important to you like I

  2038. 1:18:51

    knew that was a really really

  2039. 1:18:54

    important thing for you to accomplish in

  2040. 1:18:56

    this time around is being a mother

  2041. 1:19:02

    >> what is what is it how has it changed

  2042. 1:19:04

    your life

  2043. 1:19:06

    >> I remember so

  2044. 1:19:08

    you know I I became a mother while we

  2045. 1:19:11

    were still working on the show when we

  2046. 1:19:13

    were still at Saturday Night Live and

  2047. 1:19:15

    none of my friends there had kids. That

  2048. 1:19:17

    was wild because you go from one

  2049. 1:19:20

    lifestyle and you're watching all your

  2050. 1:19:22

    friends go out and have fun and you're

  2051. 1:19:24

    over here like my I got to get up with

  2052. 1:19:26

    my baby. But thank God it it taught me

  2053. 1:19:30

    to let go of things that I really needed

  2054. 1:19:32

    to let go of. And I I called it, you

  2055. 1:19:35

    know, my [ __ ] meter and just it just

  2056. 1:19:38

    everything that wasn't important just

  2057. 1:19:40

    fell away. there was no time. You have

  2058. 1:19:42

    to keep a human being alive.

  2059. 1:19:46

    >> And um and a human being that you're so

  2060. 1:19:49

    in love with and

  2061. 1:19:52

    it just really helped me. I I I tend to

  2062. 1:19:55

    be someone who can get caught up in the

  2063. 1:19:57

    minutia and I and I worry too much about

  2064. 1:20:01

    pleasing people, making sure I'm polite,

  2065. 1:20:05

    um doing the right thing. I always felt

  2066. 1:20:07

    like I was a very good student when it

  2067. 1:20:09

    came to being at at SNL. And if I had to

  2068. 1:20:11

    do it all over again, I'd I'd want to be

  2069. 1:20:14

    a [ __ ] rebel.

  2070. 1:20:16

    >> Yeah.

  2071. 1:20:17

    >> Um but I wasn't, you know, and I I I

  2072. 1:20:20

    wanted to do it right, which which got

  2073. 1:20:22

    in my way a lot to be honest. Um and

  2074. 1:20:25

    then after I had Pearl and I didn't know

  2075. 1:20:28

    whether I'd come back to the show or

  2076. 1:20:30

    not. I wanted to be with you guys so

  2077. 1:20:32

    much. And it's also so fascinating that

  2078. 1:20:34

    such a hard job is actually a welcome

  2079. 1:20:37

    thing after having a baby. I really just

  2080. 1:20:40

    was like I I because you you say to

  2081. 1:20:42

    yourself like, "Oh, I know how to do

  2082. 1:20:43

    that." And even though you're juggling

  2083. 1:20:45

    something else, I learned the lesson of

  2084. 1:20:48

    if I'm doing something I love, then

  2085. 1:20:50

    that's a good reason to say good night

  2086. 1:20:52

    to her and go to work, you know, or or

  2087. 1:20:55

    give her a bath and say like, "I can't

  2088. 1:20:56

    be here for bedtime or whatever and go

  2089. 1:20:58

    to work because I loved what I was

  2090. 1:21:00

    doing." And sometimes, as you know, when

  2091. 1:21:02

    you're traveling for work and your kids

  2092. 1:21:05

    are little and you have to leave and you

  2093. 1:21:09

    knowing that you're going somewhere that

  2094. 1:21:10

    you love or doing something you love

  2095. 1:21:12

    makes it

  2096. 1:21:14

    more worthwhile. Not to say I've never

  2097. 1:21:17

    worked on things I don't love. I have,

  2098. 1:21:19

    you know, we all have to make a living

  2099. 1:21:22

    and um that can be really tough, too.

  2100. 1:21:25

    But it made me make a mental note of

  2101. 1:21:28

    what works for me.

  2102. 1:21:30

    >> Um, and so I try to seek those moments

  2103. 1:21:33

    out when I can as as often as I can. And

  2104. 1:21:37

    we don't always have the opportunities,

  2105. 1:21:39

    >> but um, it definitely changed how I

  2106. 1:21:44

    viewed work. And I think it's why I did

  2107. 1:21:46

    the national anthem. I think I like

  2108. 1:21:48

    loosened up a little bit. And that was

  2109. 1:21:51

    that was when I came back to work after

  2110. 1:21:54

    Pearl was born. Yeah.

  2111. 1:21:56

    >> Well, we're very lucky that we got to

  2112. 1:21:59

    see you work in real time and I think I

  2113. 1:22:03

    can speak for all of us that like we

  2114. 1:22:05

    know there's so much stuff always ahead

  2115. 1:22:08

    with you. Like Maya, everything you do

  2116. 1:22:10

    is just

  2117. 1:22:11

    >> [ __ ] delight. Sorry I swore. I don't

  2118. 1:22:13

    know why I swore.

  2119. 1:22:14

    >> I liked it.

  2120. 1:22:15

    >> Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for

  2121. 1:22:16

    Maya Rudolph.

  2122. 1:22:33

    You've been listening to Good Hang. The

  2123. 1:22:35

    executive producers for this show are

  2124. 1:22:37

    Bill Simmons, Jenna Weiss Berman, and

  2125. 1:22:39

    me, Amy Polar. The show is produced by

  2126. 1:22:41

    The Ringer and Paperkite. For The

  2127. 1:22:43

    Ringer, production by Jack Wilson, Cat

  2128. 1:22:45

    Spalain, Kaia McMullen, and Aia Xanerys.

  2129. 1:22:48

    for Paperkite. Production by Sam Green,

  2130. 1:22:51

    Joel Levelvel, and Jenna Weiss Berman.

  2131. 1:22:53

    Original music by Amy Miles.

  2132. 1:22:56

    >> Was a really good Hey

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