Transcript: Paige DeSorbo and Hannah Berner on Good Hang with Amy Poehler

Hi everyone. Welcome to another episode

of Good Hang with me, Amy Per. Very

excited about our guest today. Uh Paige

Dorbo and Hannah Burner. Two great women

who make up the podcast Giggly Squad.

You may have uh listened to them on

there. You may have seen them all over

your social media. You might have met

them in the Bravo uh reality show summer

house, which uh is great. And one of

them is still on it, and the other one

is long gone. But we are going to talk

about really fun things today. We're

going to talk about standup comedy.

We're going to talk about female

friendship. We're going to talk about

pimple patches. We're going to decide

what is the best medication for anxiety.

So, keep listening. Check it out. And we

always want to start every episode with

people that know our guests or is a fan

of our guest or has an idea of what they

think I should ask our guest. And who

better to talk about two young wonderful

women than the mothers of these

wonderful women. So, we've got Lenor and

Kimberly, Hannah and Paige's mothers

joining us today who were so delightful,

and I could have talked to them all day.

So, let's hear what they have to say.

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I'm so thrilled you guys are talking to

me today. Thank you so much. We're doing

this we do this thing on on Good Hang

where we check in with people who know

the guest or who are fans of the guest

or who want to tell me questions they

think I should ask the guest. And um we

thought there was no better people to

talk about Paige and Hannah than their

moms. I would say that's probably true.

They played Radio City. What is it like

to see your kids playing Radio City? I

still don't believe it. No, it was

unreal. It it really I I just we pinched

ourselves. I'm like this can't be

happening. I remember when they booked

it, I just thought you're like I

couldn't believe that was happening. And

then they sold out the first show and

added a second show and then I thought,

"Oh no, they're never going to sell

tickets to a second show." And then they

sold out the second show and I thought,

"What is happening?" Right. And we get

nervous for them, but we don't tell

them. Like when when Nora is exactly

right when I'm like you're adding a

second show for Radio City. What are you

nuts? Like no way are you going to sell

that out? What was it like being on

tour, Kimberly? You went on tour with

the girls. Where did you go? How long

were you there? And what was it like? I

love it. I mean, it's just, you know, I

stay I don't go out on stage or

anything. Our husbands have gone out on

stage, but um I I just stay in the

background and I'm just really there if

she needs something, you know. Um, and

it it's nice to be with the girls and I

love watching I always say the best part

of their show is when they're first

together, whether it's in the green room

or they're getting their hair and makeup

done because when Hannah and Paige are

together, it's like no one else exists

and they're just it's a show. I like

always say to my sister, "Oh, you have

to come when they're getting their hair

and makeup done because that's the best

part, right, Lenor?" I mean, yes, the

warm-up act. I think their bond is just

incredible and so needed in today's

environment. Really, I agree. I feel

like their genuine friendship is really

nice to be around. I think that's what

you like so much about them is how

genuine they are as people, but then

their friendship and bond with each

other is why you keep coming back. Yeah.

you know, and and Lenor, what was it

like to have your daughter be on reality

TV?

Honestly, I I don't know how Paige has

hung in there so long. Yeah. Let's just

say it wasn't a good fit, right? It was

not a good fit for Hannah. Yeah.

Stressful. You know, she jokes about

how, you know, she's an athlete. She's

very coachable. And so you put a

producer in her ear and tells her, "Oh,

you know, do this. It'll be great. Do

that." And she's like, "Tell me how high

to jump. I'll do it." And then she

doesn't realize she's making a disaster

for herself in the edit. To Hannah's

credit, I always say this, if Paige went

through what Hannah did on the reality

part of it, Paige would have moved back

home and you would have never seen her

again. And and really I say that to

Paige all the time like I am so

impressed with Hannah's perseverance and

I mean she blew everyone out of the

water. You know I just having a Netflix

special like come on who you know she's

a fighter and she's very competitive so

that you couldn't take away from her.

I'm wondering if there's a question that

either one of you think uh I should ask

them. Anything you want to know? Doesn't

have to be big or deep. It can be. Is

there anything you think I should ask

them today? Are you pregnant?

I'm kidding.

Okay, I'll start the podcast by asking

them both that I think though a great

question is like are they enjoying

themselves,

right? I I you know, what do they enjoy

about it? Well, I I am so thankful that

you guys gave time today. I think

they're going to be thrilled that we got

to talk today. I mean, now you're making

me think I should always talk to

everybody's mom because you really do

get a sense. It really get a sense

really fast. I'm sure you feel this way,

too. When you meet somebody's parents,

and the older you get when you meet

somebody's parents, you're like, "Oh,

now I get it." And it's either a now I

get it, I understand why they're so

great. Or sometimes it's a now I get it

why they're so [ __ ] up. Well, right.

Well, maybe you should have the dads on.

No, it really means a lot that you both

gave time and um I'm excited to talk to

them. I think they're so great and the

stuff that they've built together I

think is a indication of the strength of

female friendship. I think it's, you

know, it's a natural resource, female

friendship, and the way it drives the

world. And um the way they talk about it

and model it is really, really cool and

special. So, thank you both. It was

really nice to meet you both. Really? It

was an honor. I never was this on my

bingo card pages. Amy, I'm like, what?

Huge fan, Amy. Huge. We love you, Amy.

Oh, thanks, you guys. And you both sound

exactly like your daughters and you look

like they're older sisters. You do look

Gen X all the way. Definitely our

favorite.

They're the mom giggly squad.

Thank you so much. Thanks. Bye.

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Hi Hannah and Paige. Hi Amy. It's so

good to have you guys here. We're

thumbming through your book, How to

Giggle, which we're going to talk about.

We have to say thumbming. That's a good

We should bring that back. We're

thumbming through it. Yeah, we're

thumbming. You know, I I have so many

things I want to talk to you about

today. Um, I am huge fans of both of you

and I love your podcast and I love your

friendship and I love you individually

and together as a unit. Oh my god. Thank

you. Thank you. That's actually the only

credit we need. Once I heard she listens

to the pod, I was like, we can retire.

We're done. We're What is there to do?

It's only downhill from here. That's for

sure. I'm here to tell you it is.

We're going to talk about that about how

life goes downhill. No, but um I talk to

your moms and you know, so we have this

thing on the on Good hang where we talk

kind of about people behind their back

in a good way.

I I very different for us. She's like,

"Your mom's had [ __ ] to say."

But they are so great. They of course

love you so much. What if they were like

the girls are monsters? Yeah.

a lot recently and they had they had

questions that I wanted to start our

interview with because I thought they

were really important pertinent

questions for the both of you. Hannah

Lenor wanted to know are you pregnant?

And Paige, that's a wild question. And

Paige Kim wanted to know um are you

enjoying yourself? Oh, that's such a her

question. Two extremely difficult

questions. We can get to them later, but

they're both questions. No,

easy done. not pregnant and not having

fun, not having a good time. No, but I I

will say yes, I'm having a great time.

Like, in the past year, Hannah and I I

feel like our careers have kind of taken

a turn, but I would not be having this

much fun if I wasn't doing it with

Hannah. Like, I don't know if it would

be the same experience at all. I I mean,

I know it would. Stockholm syndrome

syndrome, what you're hearing from her.

Okay. So, for people listening like my

mom who might not know Giggly Squam.

Yeah. Um, who can you guys quickly tell

us how you came together? Who you're

doing your podcast, Giggly Squad, but

how did you first meet and how are you a

team? Do you want to go or you want me

to go? Okay, I'll begin. Also, by the

way, we are in a like nonsexual

marriage. So, if we have that kind of

interaction, half of America, we're in a

partnership. Yes. Most of America. So,

we and let me know if I'm overstepping

Paige but

we're like, we'll talk about this later.

when we get home. You embarrass me in

front of Amy. You embarrass me in front

of Amy. So, talk about that. So, anyway,

Gigg sleeping on the couch. We're just

trying to not explain what Giggly Squad

is. People like they don't know what

their own podcast is. No, Giggly Squad,

it stemmed from Paige and I both got

casted on a reality TV show. Yeah. Which

was crazy. It was never what Paige

wanted to be an entertainment reporter.

I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. And

we found oursel on reality TV scared,

alone,

worried. But we like had this trauma

bond from it. Fast and people liked our

friendship which is weird. It's weird

for anyone to comment on you when they

don't really know you. But for some

reason in the reality TV zeitgeist they

were like Ann and Paige are entertaining

and relatable I guess. Yeah. And I think

we like obviously we didn't know

anything about reality TV. So like we

would watch it back and we would be like

oh we feel like we were funnier like

while we were filming or we feel like

people aren't really getting our

friendship. They definitely cut the best

punch lines, but that's because we'd be

in the bathroom and we'd be like to the

camera guy like, "Hey, why don't you

come with us? We're going to like really

run a bit in the bathroom." And they're

like, "We don't care." We didn't realize

that there's a basic. We don't have room

for this. Yeah. There's a basic story

line and they have to cut down to 42

minutes and Paige and I are going on

these callbacks and we're, do you know,

there's nothing to do with the plot. Oh,

that's definitely going to be in the

show. That was hilarious. And like, of

course, it's not in there. All my

interviews, they'd be like, "We need you

to be angrier." And I was like, I don't

even remember. I was drunk. So, I don't

know why I'd be mad. But, um, fast

forward, COVID hits. Yeah. And we're

FaceTiming. Everyone's depressed.

Everyone's scared again. More trauma.

And we're both home at our parents'

houses. And we're Lenor and Kimberly.

Yeah. And we're like 28 years old. And

we're like, "So, what's going to happen

to us? Like, are we going to get

married? Are we going to like start a

business? Like, what's going to happen?"

Like all the co thoughts. Are we going

to live? And so, we would FaceTime for

like 4 hours a day. and we'd be like,

"We're funny." Like, "This is funny.

People would think we're funny." And so

then we were like, "Okay, let's just go

on Instagram live." It was like the time

that was a thing. I feel like a thing.

Well, I'm I'm a weird like I have weird

blind spots about all that stuff cuz I

just started doing social media like a

couple years ago cuz I was on I know

it's No, it sounds beautiful. Amy, we

are so envious of you. What is Instagram

again? When I saw you on Instagram, I

was like, "Oh, no. Say goodbye to your

innocence." It's so true. Like I really

and and but I know about Instagram live.

I think I've done a few but I I never

but it was a weird time. Yeah. Yeah. It

was very weird. I remember um the first

time we went live Justin Bieber also

went live and then we created John

Mayor. So then we created a beef. We

were like they don't support women in

the arts and they knew we were going

live at this time and then they went it

was such a weird time. It was so weird.

And so we went live every single night

for 3 months at 10 p.m. for an hour.

That's how Giggly Squad started. It was

just the two of you. just we were

diligent. 1000 p.m. we were going on and

people sometimes we'd mix a cocktail

like and so it started where we'd have

like 500 people watching then the next

night it was like 2,000 then the next it

was like 5,000 and we were like wait

this like what's going on and we had no

likement no structure and then nothing

was happening every day. What were we

possibly talking about? But we were

Yeah, we were in so funny. It was like

this community of of women and gays that

like wanted and just like curious

straight men who which is the most

dangerous kind of straight man who are

bored. That's when bad things happen.

Are you bored? Go answer an email. So

they they would like comment all these

funny things and we were like what is

this community of like girls who were so

funny and silly and it was this light

and then um we had to go film summer

house summer house and we had to stop

doing the lives cuz we were locked in a

house and then the world kind of opened

up and we were like okay I guess we'll

make it a podcast but like we had no

like going into it we weren't like we

should start a podcast together so it

just kind of naturally happened. We

actually had to debate. I was like, cuz

I'd been podcasting for a bit, right?

And I was like, Paige, you should

podcast. And she's like, I don't have a

face for radio. You can do that.

That sounds like something you would do.

We're going to have to build it. She

goes, I'm not made for podcasting. I was

like, have you seen my bone structure?

That's such an insult to me. I remember

having to explain to her podcast. It's

funny when I started this podcast. I'm

like, oh, we have to shoot it now. Like

now, I just had somebody come up the

other day and say, "Oh, I just watched

your podcast." which is like it's kind

of crazy how that's taken over. Your

clips are everywhere right now. And you

got to have those clips. You got to have

You got That's why we're not allowed to

have two long conversations. We got to

stop it quick. Right. Right. Let's for

45 seconds.

I'm just going to throw out a bunch of

words.

These are not my glasses, by the way. I

forgot my glasses. She just stole it

from a random person outside. Um, but

when you went back on Summerhouse after

all that talk, you must have felt

psyched that you knew each other so

well. Like you had gone from, you know,

you had had a season, right? And then

you shut down because of COVID. Two

seasons. Two seasons. Two seasons. Then

you shut down. And then during that

time, your friendship grew. So you came

back in knowing like, oh, I'm with my

friend. We kind of always were like

that. Like, oh, I have a friend. Because

we were both new at the same time. So we

already had that bond like that first

day. And Hannah and I truly are so

different in so many ways, but our humor

is the exact same. So from the day we

met, it was like this is my best friend.

Not to get Look at me getting dark, but

I keep going. I'm sorry to get dark, but

I think you might understand this. In

any kind of trauma you're going through,

the only thing I've ever been able to

control is laughter. So, like in reality

TV, there's multiple scenes where like

I'm sobbing about something and then

I'll try to crack a joke because it's

the only thing that I can control. And

that's something that I think Giggly

Squad is about is about taking your life

less seriously in spite all of you can't

control your relationships, your job,

any of it. But we can choose to laugh

instead of cry. And I think it's the

elevator like to me like that takes you

from the basement like the fastest. If

you can find a way to go from crying to

laughing. Yeah. It's it's hard, but it's

a huge like it's it feels kind of like

the fastest way to remember that life is

a dream and that nothing matters if you

can get there. But it's and it's with

people that you can do it with people

like you can do it with people that you

trust. And it's kind of what we were t

we've been talking about in this podcast

is it's so dark right now. Everything is

really tough. And I just want to do for

my own mental health and for others to

do what I do in my personal life, which

is to talk to my friends and laugh and

have a good hang. And have a good hang.

Everyone needs that one person in their

life where it's like you can call them

and they make you feel better about

anything. It like a spouse or like in my

case it's Hannah. Like truly if anything

happens to me like online that I'm like

deep in and like everyone hated my

outfit like you know something like

stupid she's like this is the worst

thing that's ever happened to me. No I'm

like I'll never financially recover from

this. It was a sparkly boa. I'm like

they don't get it. I'm like they don't

get it. No pants is actually really in

like I can call Hannah and say anything

and she really does like bring me back

down to earth and like I will then like

laugh at something and then I'll be on

to the next thing. So, like I really

feel like everyone needs that one person

where you can just call. We also were

going through very unique things. Like

something would happen with reality TV

that you you can't talk to like your mom

necessarily. I mean, you can. And my

mom's like, "Why'd you do it?" Yeah. But

Paige would be like, "Yeah, I did that

last week and this is how I got through

it." Yeah. So, we've just had unique

experiences. But Giggly Squad has become

us talking about just the mundane, I

think, and girls have connected with it.

I bet you get asked a question like Tina

and I used to get asked this all the

time which is what do you two fight

about? Yeah.

Nothing. We've literally ne and we work

together too. Like the podcast is

obviously a business. So like will we

have like business phone calls? Yeah.

Like kind of. It's not like we have like

a set time where like let's talk

business. We've had like other people

definitely try to get in the way of our

friendship which leads me to the Acon

song. Nobody want to see us together but

I don't matter. know the fact that you

had to break out into song. It's I can't

believe I just said that in front of

you. So embarrassing. Also, that was

definitely a copyright issue. Also, I

don't know this song. I'm so sorry. I'll

send it to you after. It's going to

change your mind. I do know AON. I know

I know who they But there's this kind of

level of There have been moments where

people have tried to kind of turn us

against each other, which has like made

us stronger in a way. Yeah. The only

thing we've ever fought about is she has

to stand on a certain side and it's so

diva that it's I can't because we

literally did the Vanity Fair Oscar

party and my dress had like a side and I

was like Hannah I have to stand on this

side like my dress and she was and she

looked at me in the eye and she goes

I'll literally die if I have to stand.

That was the first time I ever stood up

for myself and I said sorry she's okay.

She was a limited two model. Yeah, she's

got all good. She has all the sides. And

all I wanted was to feel confident on my

day. And one of my sides happens to be

deformed.

You're seeing it right now. I do

disagree. I disagree. There's a little

dysmorphia going on there. But I know

what you mean, though. A woman knows

what what her side is. And I wasn't

going to solve the dysmorphia in that 10

minutes. I was like, you know what? It's

so It's so funny you brought that up

because it means you still haven't moved

forward from it because that was weeks

ago. Yeah. Well, that's the thing about

comedy is you have to depend. You have

to decide how much you're going to care.

Yeah. All the time when it comes to

performing cuz I was a tennis player.

Tennis was really like you're a winner

or you're a [ __ ] loser. Like you

can't walk off the court. You could be

like I played wellad

squad. It's it's an intense competition.

But tennis like I really dealt with like

very resultoriented. So when I started

doing comedy I was like oh this is art.

Like I can I could be authentic and raw

and if people don't like it, I'm like

it's subjective. It's subjective. That's

you're projecting on to me and and I'm

so lucky I'm getting paid to be goofy

where tennis I really felt like every

day was judgment day. Yeah. So comedy

I've kind of retrained my brain to be

like you don't have to be mean to

yourself like you were with tennis. So I

I cuz I feel like I've lived a couple

lives before comedy. With comedy I've

been I've been really nice to myself.

And I think that's great. I hope other

people can do the same if they're being

mean to themselves with like how they're

doing in their careers. I think that

what you're saying is really important

because so much of being funny is being

relaxed

and it's like less about content. Well,

I not to [ __ ] on comedians, but I I

don't like when comedians take it so

seriously. I'm like the if the audience

laughs, you did a great job. I can make

all myself like this. Let's be let's be

serious. Like it's like when you're in a

comic club at home. Okay, get out of

here. This is an important part of Amy

Polar.

No, but but but the but I'm mortified.

But when you go backstage and all the

men, it's usually men, sometimes women,

but it's like with their headphones on

like pacing going over their set and

it's like, I saw your set. It's It's

okay. It's not that great. We're almost

like pregaming to Eminem. It's pretty

tough to talk to standups um in general.

Um Oh, yeah. We have an improv because

they are just always performing at you

and they're also either having done a

set or about to do a set and they're

just trying to figure out what went

wrong and so they're just staring at

like right past you doing their bit and

it's tough. Every now and then I

practice my bits on page without her

knowing which is super annoying. Stand

up. You know, she knows I I start I

didn't get a microphone because my thing

is if Paige laughs, I'm like, you make

me light you in five minutes. What are

you talking about?

But I I have become aware that like it's

really annoying to constantly just be

wanting to take laughter from people and

there's there has to be this Yeah. this

vulnerability. It's it's annoying. Yeah.

it it or or it it feels like you know

you have to be aware that sometimes

people feel like your audience rather

than you know but do you what is your

relationship relationship to being funny

because you're very funny. Okay. My

whole personality has been built out of

spite because when I was younger my

brother is so funny. His timing is

great. He's so smart. He just like knows

when something's going to hit. So my dad

would always be laughing at my brother

and he's like 5 years older than me. And

I started to get so frustrated. I was

just like, "Dad, I'm also funny." And my

dad was like, "Well, you haven't made me

laugh." You're beautiful. Yeah. Like,

"You're beautiful. You can't read. Stay

in your lane." And I And so I would get

so annoyed. He's older and smarter and

older and smarter. But my brother always

loved comedy. So like I would always

watch standups. I always knew who like

famous comedians were. And so then just

like over time, I think just hanging out

with my brother and my dad, like I got

certain timing. Yeah. But I was never

like outwardly funny. Like I don't think

in high school anyone would have

described me as like, "Oh, she was like

so funny in class." It really wasn't

until I met Hannah that I feel like I

was more open about being funny. Like my

friends would say, "Yeah, like she's

funny sometimes." Where now I'm like,

"If you don't think I'm funny, I hate

you." But yes, like then you don't get

me. Then you don't get like my

personality. It's funny how people can

be mirrors to you. Like if you surround

yourself with people that I mean your

dad now is like Paige, you're hilarious.

How do we not know? But a lot of friends

I'd be with like they don't want you to

be funny or that's not how they see. But

I could never do standup.

I think she can. I think you could say I

don't think women should say anymore. I

can I could never do anything yourself

because I think don't you can do I could

do it. I don't want to. No, we have She

doesn't want to stand. She doesn't want

to stand for more than 20 minutes ever

with no chair. Get a grip. That's her.

In this economy, I You could Dave

Chappella and sit with a cigarette the

whole time. I love that.

Exactly. Hit the jewel. A mango jewel.

Just get an IV while you do it and sit

there and just get other things done.

You get your nails done for 3 hours a

week and you can't stand. Actually, that

would be amazing if you got your nails

done. Wild. That is like I have to fit

it in. That's it does. It takes a while.

I really relate because Tina and I are

on tour and I want to talk about your

tour and we have I pushed her. I was

like, "Let's do standup." Um, and Tina

was like, "We don't really." And I was

like, "But we do." And also, we can. And

also, let's just keep trying it and try

new material and like use this section

to try new stuff. Well, with with us

with our tour, we we do a lot of improv,

but then whenever a joke really hits, we

keep it. So, it's basically like you

doing improv, but then being able to

save everything that works and doing it

again. It's It's just such a different

It's a different form of comedy, but the

hard part's done. You're funny. I'm

always so suspicious of when people

start gatekeeping stuff as being really

hard. I mean, with the exception of like

science and like real hard stuff, real

hard stuff like math, things that you

have to controversial like are we

respecting science on the spot. We

believe in science. We believe in

science. And I said it for the first

time today. Like I would have never even

thought to go on a tour or even been or

said like, "Yeah, I want to do this." If

it wasn't for Hannah being like, "Paige,

you can go out on a stage and like be

funny." What do you like and not like

about being on tour? I always say like

the beginning like before we go out on

stage when we're in the green room is my

favorite part because that's when we're

just like waiting to like go do

something. Your mom's brought that up

really. um that like Kim being on tour

um she was saying the best part I always

tell people the best part is before you

are on stage and it's just the two of

you getting hair makeup just like we're

literally it's like we're waiting to

like go to a party or something then

Paige started this thing she likes to

show up in like her sweats I'm an

athlete

to look like she's practicing she's like

let's not get dressed up until right

before but I'm not organized so I show

up in my sweats and then And I take out

my backpack and I'm like, I left my left

heel

in the hotel. This is really, really,

really And I forget clothes all the time

where pages are perfect. This is my This

is describes tour. We were in Denver. We

had just started our tour. I

know. We're about to go out on stage in

like 15 minutes and I'm like, "Oh, I

think I'm I think I'm having a panic

attack. My hands are numb. I'm crying.

I'm throwing up." I'm like, "Yeah, no,

I'm having a panic attack." Hannah's

trying to like play spa music in the

background. She's like, I found on

YouTube spa music. And I just put it at

her face. Hey, is this helping? I'm

like, not at all. I'm literally in the

midst of crying. Tears are running down

my face. I realize that Hannah has

forgotten her shirt that she's wearing

out on stage. So, she's going to wear

like this silk pajama shirt that like

the venue had given us, like this merch.

I can't even speak. And the only words I

can get out is, "You can't wear that

shirt on stage." And she looks over at

me and she's like, "You're having a

panic attack and you're going to tell me

what I'm going to wear." Luckily, I had

like a t-shirt in my bag that was like

extra whatever. And I was like, "Put

this on." She put that on. Her outfit

was fine. And then I got out of my panic

attack. But that's a great example of

like you're she got you. So I do a lot

of beta blockers in it. She facetimes

her mom cuz she's like, "Hannah, this

isn't working. I'm facetiming Kim." So,

I'm just listening, supporting, and all

I hear is, "Paige, stop. Paige, stop it.

You're fine. Paige, you're fine." She

hangs up. We start dying laughing. We

were like, "Your mom just told you to

stop." She's like, "Panic attacks aren't

real." And that's two generations of

women. She's like, "Back in my day, we

suck it up." Okay. Well, that is true.

We never even had the word anxiety, you

know? Like, I You did SNL and we we I

had a high school boyfriend who used to

get stomach aches and we all were like,

"Huh, I wonder why." like and he would

just be up all night and and then you

realized it was because of you be

worried

the second you broke up. He's like my

stomach feels great.

He's like he totally went away. I was

like okay I wonder what it was. And he

used to be up all night worried about

the future. Yeah. Get stomach aches and

everyone was just like huh shoot I guess

we fix that. There was no discussion.

You bring up relaxation a lot in this

episode. I was wondering because you've

dealt with some of the most high

pressure live performances in

entertainment period. Do you have any

advice for us when you feel like your

career is hanging by a thread

blocker to give something funny? I've

never taken a beta blocker and a lot of

people have told me about those. I would

be worried it would slow me down. Yeah.

Okay. So, here's the thing why I like

it. It's not for anxiety. It's for blood

pressure. So, like it doesn't do

anything for your brain. No pressure

because I am very against Xanax. I don't

like the way Xanax makes me feel. You

have to really really be careful with

Yeah. I didn't like that where when I

took a beta blocker before I went out on

stage, it just like took away my hand

sweating. So that's why I like it. It's

good with physical reactions. Like you

know when you're so overprepared for a

performance, but you know your body is

going to turn on you right beforehand

and you're going to get the shakes and

your lips quivering. Beta blocker for me

I've taken just it just calms your heart

rate. So I feel more normal but not your

brain. It depends on the person. I took

it. Did I take it? I didn't take it for

Fallon. I took it for my Netflix

special.

Special by the way. Thank you. I was

having um a lot of like panic because I

felt like it was a makeorb breakak

career moment for me and I blew it out

of proportion in my head. But it I've

never experienced that level of

performance before and standup's never

recorded. So I just went to a dark place

in my head. I'm like what if I blink?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I feel like my

anxiety tends to come after I do

something. I get a little I get a little

kind of zony before and then after I get

very fluttery and nervous and it's a

little bit like was that good? Did I do

like I I kind of check out a dis I

disassociate which our Jen is really

good at. It's really healthy. Um you

know like just float above your body and

get out of your body and then when I'm

like sucked back into my body that's

when I get shaky after something more

than before something. It's almost like

I I get the the after adrenaline comes

down. The adrenaline, did I say that

right? Did I disappoint everyone? Was it

good? Do Yeah. Did I even do it? Like,

did it even happen?

We're dark. We're

going to try dissociating. What planet

are we on? Best one. Just be just don't

be there. I don't even remember the '9s.

I think you guys are trying to be too

present. Like, you're trying to be too

in the moment. Be out of the moment. be

out of the room. I do think cuz our

generation is so aware of mental health,

we're always trying to like be like,

"Okay, this is anxiety and this is PTSD

and this is OCD." And a lot of it is

true, but then there's a moment where

it's like, "And now let's how do we cope

to not let it beat us and not let it

suppress like who we want to be?" Well,

I think and I'm sure like from your

athlete days like there is a thing about

your brain and you know everyone has

different capacities for this so I

realize that but there is something

about your brain where you if you start

to tell your brain something you can

trick your brain for a short amount of

time to get the thing done and yes if

you start labeling the different like

anxiety OCD this is this is this is

happening again you're starting to tell

your brain like we're doing it we're

doing it again we're here we're doing it

again there is a little trick. Sometimes

it works for me where being excited and

being anxious are the same physical

symptoms, physical feelings. So if you

say, "Look at how excited I am rather

than how anxious I am." That it doesn't

it doesn't help when you're like at the

dentist or something and you're like,

"I'm so excited to be at the dentist."

Um they say a little bit of anxiety,

especially in sports, is good and it

helps you actually perform at more

focused level. So a little anxiety is

important. Like if you're ever not

nervous before a gig, I get a little

nervous. I'm like, "Someone's about to

be loosey goosey." Yeah. No, that

actually helped me when we were on tour.

Like after my first panic attack and

then I would like take a beta blocker

before like I'd be like, "Shoot, I hope

it doesn't happen again." Hannah would

always say to me like, "It's good to be

a little nervous. You care about what

you're doing." And that truly would like

calm me down. Yes. She'd also push me

out on stage.

Launch her like butt kick her onto the

stage. Like your adrenaline will kick

in. We hope so. Here you go. Go ahead,

honey. You got it. And also, doesn't it

help you? Because taking care of

somebody is a great distraction. Oh, I

was obsess I wasn't the problem for like

the first time ever. So, but I was like

forgetting my shirt cuz I was so

obsessed with like is Paige okay? Well,

you might have a little ADHD cuz you

said you'd forget your shoe. Yeah. I

wish you didn't say that because I could

talk about this forever.

That's all she says to me. She's like,

"Well, I suffer from ADHD." And I'm

like, "You've never seen a doctor." I

wouldn't say suffer. I would say I

thrive. You live with it. I'm like,

you've never seen a doctor. You've only

got been given Tik Toks about this. And

so, I really need you to not to stop

bringing it up. I You're right. Everyone

on TikTok tells me that I have it or

that they have it or we all have it. And

yeah, it is. I mean, but that is how I

diagnose most things. I'm like, "No, you

just want to sleep an extra hour. You

don't have ADHD. You literally just

press snooze." Like, I told my other

friend, I was like, "I think I have

ADHD." And she was like, "Yeah, everyone

knows that about you." And I was like,

"No one told me this whole time." You

know, Kim from Paperkite, she had a

really um one of our producers, she had

a really great thing where she said,

"You can tell you have ADHD if someone

says we have to leave in 5 minutes or

we're going to miss the flight." And

someone says, "All right, let me just

take a shower."

That's her. That's the only time I start

cleaning. I'm like, "This

is we have to leave in 5 minutes." It's

like, "Great, let me take a shower."

It's like, what? Yeah. That is that's a

good indication that maybe time is more

of a concept. You always do have to go

to the bathroom when we have to leave.

Yes. I als I also will like leave the

shower just shaving one leg and find out

like two days later. But these are all

things that make me beautiful. Um

absolutely absolutely absolutely special

and beautiful. And then what and then is

there anything that you have Paige like

when I make mistakes? Yeah. I feel like

for me I I think maybe this is because

of reality TV. I'm very quick to want to

like defend myself of like, oh no, I

didn't make a mistake. You're just not

seeing it from my perspective and like

what I meant to do was this or what I

meant to say was this. And I feel like

in my 30s I've not mastered at all, but

I've worked harder to be like, and not

everyone is going to like me, and I

don't need everyone to like me. I don't

like everyone. I thought you could say I

don't like me. Yeah. Well, that too. I'm

like, imagine hating on me and I'm at

home hating on me.

Um, so I feel like I've had to like

overcome that of like not everyone is

gonna like you and not everyone is gonna

think you're funny and not everyone's

going to love your outfits and that's

okay because you think you're funny and

you like what you're wearing. And so

that's been like a struggle. I think

reality TV like brought that up because

really like the human brain. I'm not

supposed to see 200 people commenting

how much they hate me. Like I a scene

that has no content. Yeah. Like I'm not

as a human, I'm not supposed to be able

to read that. No. And there's like this

new thing on TikTok where it's like we

were never meant to see ourselves. Like

mirrors were like invented. Like we were

never supposed to see what we look like.

And I feel like that with being so

public and like social media, we really

weren't supposed to see how people feel

about us. And so I think that's that's

Have you heard that saying? What other

people think of you is none of your

business. I was about to say our new

thing is saying it's in my business.

It's a fantastic way and I mean but but

when you're on a show like you're still

on summer house like that's hard to

because you have to talk about people in

real time. You have to hear and then for

the a year after like you don't get to

move on until a year after because it

personally because people are like

talking about who you are as a person.

Yeah. And I'm like no no no let me

explain that one moment. And it's like

no no I don't need to explain that one

moment. No one cares. Yeah. But being

misunderstood is is painful. It's

painful. But I really feel like people

who want to misunderstand you will and

people who want to understand you will.

And that's like how you get a little

peace with it. Do you ever talk about um

do you ever clarify things about the

show on your podcast? Never. I've never

said I've never said what actually

happened in my last season. We've never

spoken about Summerhouse. We've never

we don't honestly because when we

started we were like one of the first

podcasts to come out of Bravo. I think

maybe there was like one or two others

and they were really adamant of like

this is not a Bravo podcast. Do not

speak about Bravo. And we were like

totally fine with us. Like we weren't

going to anyway. We wanted it to be more

pop culture. And so now people are kind

of surprised if they find us from Bravo

because they're like they never talk

about Bravo. And it's like, well, we

weren't allowed to in the beginning and

now like Yeah. It doesn't really go with

who we are and like what we talk about.

So, it's actually better that way. Yeah.

I mean, it it definitely does. You're

practicing what you're saying, which is

you're just kind of letting go of things

that you can't have control over because

then it would be too

in the weed. It's too much. Also, it's

funny you brought up mistakes because I

feel like I don't know, I don't speak

for you, but like I really have just

failed upwards.

Does that make sense? It's like you've

been fired so many times and I love

every time and I love I'm and I'm sorry

to say this but we're going to

ask we need to ask you to leave right

now. I manifested it accidentally, but

not to do like a Jordan quote, but like

they say like of all the Why? Timmy does

a Jordan. Timmy wants to be like Jordan.

Timmy Shalamé, you're like Jordan.

Timmy. Right. Okay. So, he I need to

stop. So, I have ADHD. So, he um he

missed like a ton of the like shots to

win the game, but people don't remember

those. They remember the one he made.

Well, you know what? Yeah. I was going

to say if you don't worry about doing a

Jordan

looked me in the eye and went you miss

100% of the shots you don't take was

Wayne Gretzky and not Jordan but I bet

Jordan did say something about I'm sure

they're friends and they like each other

so it's all fine.

I mean I'm never going to say a quote

again. Um, but with that said, and Obama

actually said,

grab your hockey sticks, kids. Marilyn

Monroe, you miss 100 of the shots you

don't take. Monroe used to say Audrey

Heard

Audrey Heppern said, "You miss 100% of

the shots you don't take." Wait, can we

also tell them we misqued Amy Polar in

our book? We also didn't ask permission.

Did a full quote with Amy Polar, said it

wrong, and then That's actually so funny

cuz my brother literally saw the back

and was like, "You didn't ask my

permission." And I was like, "What are

you going to sue me?" Because your

brother has a quote on the back of it,

but I like wrote it like for him. We got

some fun quotes in the back of our My

sister isn't that funny. That's his

quote. I wrote that.

We didn't like it. We go, "Did you not

think it?

Did you not think it?" Okay. You talk

about pop culture on your podcast.

Because of that, I want to just throw

things out to you. Speed round. Tell me

your thoughts and opinions. There's no

wrong answers here. Okay. Like the last

thing I did.

She goes, "You got that wrong, but

hopefully you do better this time."

Incredible. Um, okay. Um, uh, veneers.

I don't think they ever look good.

Never. I think maybe there's like two

people in Hollywood where I'm like,

"Wait, they have really good veneers."

But like a normal person who can't

afford it, do you? Oh, they look great.

Well, you wouldn't know. But cuz you

obviously have access to a great doctor.

The normies out here shouldn't get them.

Too big. Too white. When did you get

them? Well, I guess are considered

veneers. I had a chip tooth. Okay. And

um when I went story you're going with

I was in a bar fight. Yeah. I got um I

broke my nose in a car accident and um

and I have a sinus infection here and I

had a sinus infection and it I had a

chip tooth when I got on SNL and I

thought no big deal whatever like

hilarious. Yeah, exactly. Like who

cares? And then I saw myself on camera

and I gasped. I was like oh no like I

look and um so I got my teeth fixed. I

got veneers when I was on SNL. So you

would never know. Just two but I but I

have them. If you didn't get into

Hollywood, do you think you would have

gotten veneers?

Wow, that's a good question. Maybe not.

I don't think so. I think like, you

know, where I came from in Massachusetts

and like I don't know if I I think I

would just wouldn't mind my chip. But

seeing yourself on camera is a different

You know how like people hate hearing

their own voice? Like even in a

voicemail, I'm like imagine watching

yourself on TV. You're like, that's what

I present to the world.

It's a real mind [ __ ] Okay, so you got

to be careful with Venezia. I I get

nervous when people shave it down and

they have little like nubs. Yeah, that

makes me nervous. I think that that

doesn't happen as much anymore. I think

they've really taken it back. They don't

go We don't know the science. We don't

know anything about veneers. But we have

we

hate them. I also have to say both of

you, if I may, you both have great

teeth. I thought you were going to say

you both need them. So that's crazy. I

have a doctor. I'd like to talk to

somebody who does. Dr. Ke and Beverly

Hills. Um, you both have great teeth, so

talking about veneers with great teeth

isn't really fair. Yeah. True. True.

Because some of us don't have great

teeth. Gel nails. Yes. Yeah. Okay. You

love them. Taking off of them. That's

the thing. You You just let them grow

out. I was just going to say we never

take them off. We never take it off. We

just rego. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, how do

you feel about running from what? What

problems are you running from? Who are

you running from? What? We can do

Pilates. That's a workout. Laying down

with BDSM equipment. Actually, I'm going

to We're not running.

Run is to get away from a man. Okay. How

do you feel about people who love dogs?

Okay. You did that. You did. No, that

was on purpose. You did it on purpose.

No. Why do I know? Because we're cat

people and people are It's very

controversial. Oh, okay. Right. Right.

Huge cat. Okay. People who love dogs. I

love dogs. Yeah. I foster senior pets

all the time. Get that on. Mhm. Clip

that. People who People who love dogs I

love. People who say they hate cats.

Yeah. I don't like That's not nice.

They've never had a cat. They don't It's

always the dog people. They're like, I

love dogs, but then Scruffy scratched me

when I was four. I hate cats. I hate

cats. And it's like cats just want your

consent. Yeah, you're right. It's People

think it's okay to say they hate cats.

That's not That's not horrible. I love

cats PR though. Like I love that they're

hated publicly because like that's their

vibe. Like they like that. If you hate

cats, you hate women.

And now we've said it. We I wasn't going

to say it. I said it. And now we've gone

there on the path. We went there. When

you're talking about traveling, how

early do you like to get to the airplane

to the airport for a flight? Okay.

That's another reason why I think we're

pretty compatible. We have the same

flight time. We're very big on boarding

time. We like to know the boarding time

and we like to be there an hour before

it boards. I also am very lucky where I

where I live in New York. I'm 20 minutes

from LaGuardia. So I kind of roll out of

bed. That's great. The world's best

airport. And I'm besties with the clear

people. I get high fives from them.

They're like, "Hannah, good luck this

weekend." And I I

They're paid to bring you. You don't

think they care. You don't think they

care. Those clear people are passionate.

They do want to look at my soul. Says

your name. And that's how they know it.

They didn't remember it, but they get

paid for every person that goes through.

They go Minneapolis. They go, "You know

everything about me." They're like, "I'm

looking at your flight information,

ma'am."

So, yeah, we're we're the same. We keep

each other. Yeah, we're a pretty similar

traveler. Oh, that's really important.

It's really It's really important. Okay.

What about avocado toast? I think

avocado ruins a lot of really good

things. Really? This is Paige's hot

take. She's Paige. People are gonna be

so mad. I know. I think that I don't

know what year we were like, "Let's

throw avocado on every sandwich." But I

wish I paid attention more and stopped

it because I don't need avocado on my

turkey sandwich. It was gorgeous

years prior. It's been a turkey sandwich

forever. I don't need it now to be

turkey. A mature palette. Just say it.

Do you have like a a baby palette? Like

um like a little kid palette? No. Don't

listen to her. I

eat way I will try way more she said it

confidently than her and what do you do?

I will try I feel like I eat way more

things than you like try way more

things. You eat Mexican food and that's

it. I do get hyperfixated on a meal and

if I like it I'll eat it for a couple

weeks but then I'll change. You've been

having cheese for seven years. Look, I

don't recommend it before a show. That's

all I'm gonna say. What is your favorite

kind of sandwich? If you can have a

perfect sandwich, bacon, egg, and

cheese. I'm so New York. On what? Ooh,

good question. Anything, but like

everything bagel roll. Just bacon, egg,

and just bacon cheese. Perfect sandwich

would be like pudo, mozzarella cheese, a

little olive oil and vinegar on like a

hard like good baguette. Spoken like a

person has their real teeth.

I can bite into that front teeth. Well,

you have to be careful when you have an

ears. You have to go a little slower.

Like you don't want to get you want you

don't want to come up on an apple too

fast. Got it. Because they do they can

pop up. Yeah, they can pop up anywhere.

Okay. And the last one is um women who

ask men to marry them. Picking your

partner is the most important thing you

do in your life. I'm not just

willy-nilly waiting for a guy to spring

it on me. I'm sitting down and having a

serious discussion if you want to spend

the rest of your life with me. Yes. And

the the the bigger thing of like what do

we expect like expecting to be chosen

and and waiting to be chosen rather than

choosing. Mhm. It's It's complicated.

Yeah. But but but I but also but also um

I do think there's a thing sometimes

where I mean and you know straight cis

marriage is a whole other conversation.

Like who cares? But um boring. No, it's

very boring. It is. I mean is cheeky.

Getting married is cheoogy now. Yeah.

Are we still saying cheeky? No. That was

cheeky of me. It's funny. We also talk

on the pod. Like obviously Hannah's

married and so like we don't like to

talk about it though. It's very off

brand. So off brandand for

you my husband. I'm like what? You have

a husband? We say boyfriend.

But like we talk about how like people

expect you to look the best you've ever

looked on your wedding day and then like

you'll never be that skinny or pretty

ever again. Like this is your one day or

like it's the best day of your life. And

I remember Hannah's wedding, she was

like, "This is a great day, but like

I've had better." Like, you know, like,

"I've had a day." Like when she filmed

her Netflix special, she was like, "This

is truly the best day." I was high on

beta blockers, but it was an amazing

thing. I think we're in a generation

where it is like a little, it's shifting

a little bit where it's like, okay, your

wedding day and your marriage isn't the

best thing you're ever going to do your

whole life. And that's really put on

women where it's like, "This is the best

you're ever going to look. This is the

best weekend you're ever going to have.

Everyone's here for you. This is the

last time that's ever going to happen.

So, like the whole proposal thing and

like a girl doing it to a guy,

there's a re he hasn't said that he

likes you then. That's why you're doing

it. I feel like well I do feel like what

you what you two speak about a lot and I

feel like is and that's what I kind of

what I mean about the freedom that comes

from the women that are coming up behind

me is that the the discussion about how

gas lit we are all the time. That's it.

the discussion in real time about how we

get these crazy mixed messages all the

time and it's like push and pull back

and be this way but say what you want

but it's like I mean being a female

comedian is a [ __ ] you to the system

they don't want you to call people out

say things that are out of line make

people uncomfortable that's what we do

as comics make you think take up space

that's why I love being a female

comedian and yeah we get push back a lot

Yeah, but that's like what our choice

is. This is the life I want to live. And

I also think it's so cool you talked to

our moms before because generationally

they only had so many options. I joke

that icks are popular now because like

back then you barely had a credit card.

You couldn't have a cake with your

husband. You literally couldn't divorce

your husband. It was illegal. Yeah. He

starts singing happy birthday at a

restaurant. You're like la. Nowadays if

a guy gets like a little baby spoon like

let me do my stand up. A little baby

spoon eating eating a ice cream. And we

were like, "Yeah, divorce. I'm taking

all the money that I made." Yeah. Like,

"Get out of my house." And I'm taking

the money that we didn't we that we

never share.

Um, okay. Speaking of laugh, before you

leave, I'm asking people uh what they're

laughing at these days. What do you like

look at, read,

go see I mean, I know you make each

other laugh. Hannah Hannah's text

messages. When Hannah really goes off,

Here's the thing. Can you share a text

message? This is when I know No, she's

smart. She does voice notes.

This is what I voice. I thought that was

a boomer thing. Voice notes are Oh, we

love a voice note. But they disappear

and then you can never No, we love that.

This is when we would be in jail. Yeah.

This is when I know Hannah's husband

isn't in the city. Hannah's voice noting

me like crazy. She's like, "And then I

figured this out. And then I saw this

and oh my god, I haven't brought this up

to you." So my mom will be like, "You've

been voice noting Paige for two hours.

Pick up the phone." Yeah, but that's

invasive. I don't like the phone. I I

don't like to talk on the phone. No. And

I don't like when people FaceTime me out

of the blue. Yeah, that's aggressive.

But I think you guys don't mind it as

much. We don't. But we we are respectful

of each other's boundaries. But once if

one of us does FaceTime each other out

of the blue, it is the first thing we

say when we answer the phone, like, "Oh,

okay. Like, what's going on?" Yeah.

Someone must be dead. But that's why

there's not more female pilots, cuz we

don't like a dispatcher in our ear. We

don't want to hear it. text me. Yeah, I

know where I'm going. Thanks. I know.

Thanks. I know where I'm going. Stop

mansplaining how to land the plane.

Wait, we also started doing this thing

because like we stay in hotels all the

time with each other that like anytime

one of us has to go to the other one's

room, we think of like a line we're

going to say when we open the door. Like

we have to have a bit going into it.

Totally. I had like I was wearing a tie.

I think it was before we met you and we

opened the door and I was like I'm

selling you insurance and she was like I

just puked or so she said no I was like

I think I'm pregnant.

This is the thing. Life is sad. So if

you don't have a friend making you laugh

what am I here for? 100%. And what so

what do you Okay. So Paige gets Hannah's

text to make her laugh. What do you What

makes you laugh? Doesn't really make me

laugh that much but

Imagine

this is where she finds out. I actually

don't really enjoy the pod with her. Um,

no. Paige 100% makes me laugh. Okay, you

guys make each other laugh, but what

Okay, like what TV are we watching? And

like what do you do at night or like a

uh like I just watch Detroititers. I

thought it was the funniest thing ever.

So funny. Sam Richardson. I love comics

who are really different from me. It's

more I get more like it's more admirable

because I'm like I could never do that.

So then I think it's really funny. I

love watching standups. Who did I I just

watched two standups this week. I

watched Chelsea Handlers. I watched Bert

Chrysner's. Um honestly, anything on Tik

Tok. Like Tik Tok is funny. Really

funny. Like Tik Tok is the only social

media app where when I log on to it, I

never click my own profile and I never

click my notifications. You're not

re-watching your videos to be like, "Was

that funny?" No, I'm never re-watching.

We're on Instagram. I'm obsessed with

myself. I'm like, "My story is so

aesthetic today. My grid has never

looked better. I'm commenting on

everyone." Where Tik Tok, I really go to

it to just laugh. Same. I I I said this

many times, but in especially in the

pandemic, wrapping back around in the

pandemic, like that really saved me

because it was lots of good comedy on

Tik Tok. You've been on TikTok? Oh,

yeah. I I You've been on TikTok. I um

you know Oh, I see you commenting

gassing up the girls. You're doing

great. Also was that hilarious moment

where it was like everyone was leaving

and so you know before we leave I'm

going to just tell a couple people that

I think they're great but there's so

many funny people. No, there's so many

funny people. So many funny people. I

also as the creativity I'm like how did

you even think of that? That's

hilarious. Women are particularly so

funny because I say that for female

standups, it's hard to be in the clubs

at night, but that Tik Tok is like a

safe open mic where girls can just like

put I think there's more funny women on

TikTok than there are men because I do

feel like women are competitive with

each other, but there is a sense of like

we feel safe with each other. So, it's

like I know that my TikTok is majority

girls. Yeah. Yeah. So, like when I put

something out, I'm like, "Oh, it's the

girls will think this is funny." So, I

think that's like where guys I don't

know. They don't have that relationship

with other guys. Do you like making Tik

Toks? Yeah. I love it. I love it. And I

I feel like

I just was on it for so long and really

liked it that I I feel like there's a

way I mean my biggest fear was to come

on as some like old lady being like like

it the thing that drives me nuts are

like people that are like I guess I

should be doing this and you're like

beat it like it is actually like a a

culture of people that work really hard.

It's a lot of creators on there and it's

it's all just comedy in a different form

form. Yeah. Yeah. And having your stamp

of approval legitimizes it.

Well, I don't know about that, but I

love But I do love it. And it is like it

is cheoogy and it is cringey. Like if I

get it wrong, but whatever. Who cares?

Like Amy, you've never made a mistake in

your life. Also, I can't wait to see you

and Tina doing some Tik Toks on tour.

Continuing. Well, she doesn't love to do

them. Really? No. So, I always have to

kind of convince her a little. I feel

like I'm the Tina. I was I didn't want

to ask. Yeah. You think so? I think so

because there's always a Tik Tok that

Hannah's like, "This is gonna be so

funny." And I'm like, "Get away from

me." Yeah. And whoever is the quieter

one, right? Because Yeah. Yeah. I also

just have to say, shout out to animals.

Animals are the most effortlessly like

I'll never be funnier than like a baby

goat. Yeah, that's I've been trying to

tell you that. You may look like one,

but you're not. I go, I'm not following

a baby goat. I'm not following them.

They're effortless. They don't care.

They're everything we want to be. When

we were on the Vanity Fair red carpet,

we were the first to get our picture

taken cuz we were literally there first.

And so, like, me and Hannah are standing

next to each other and we just noticed

all the cameras go immediately off of

us. We were already having imposter

syndrome.

It was a dog. It was a dog. It was a

dog. I go, I've waited my whole life for

this moment and I'm losing to a dog. Was

it a famous dog? We don't know. Was it?

We stopped asking questions. We stopped

the question and then I saw the dog and

I was like, I get it. That's a beautiful

dog. It was a lab. Grew up in a nice. We

were like, that tail blowout is better

than Yeah. I'm like, how did the lab get

a Dyson air wrap?

And then it stood on the right side and

it looked gorgeous. It took my job. It

took your job. Um uh thank you guys so

much for doing this. This was so so fun.

Thank you for hanging with us. We love

you. You know, I love you back and I

just I can't wait for all the big things

ahead for both of you in all different

areas of the business that you're

working. And we feel the same about you.

It sounds weird, but we feel like are

you just getting started?

Click that. That would be such a great

vague title for this podcast. Like just

getting started.

Just getting started.

Amy Polar just getting started.

Wait, why is like your face has to be

like that started and then I'm I'm like

at Scales of Justice and I'm holding

like like a baby bottle and like a and

like a tiny little gravestone and I'm

like

I'm just

I'm hooked up to an IV just getting

started. one of those sands that's just

slowly going in time.

There's a guy I'm going like cuz I'm

like in a I'm in a I'm in a baby doll

dress

and I'm going just getting started and

behind me is um the grim reaper just

waiting for me and Botox getting

injected.

The grim reaper and I'm wearing pigtails

and I'm in like just overalls and I'm

like just getting started. Wait, the

grim reaper. All

right, we renamed the podcast. We have

fun here. All right, thank you guys so

much.

That was an awesome, super fun episode

of Good Hang. I loved having the ladies

here. It was a blast and we talked a lot

about a lot of things and I I I love

standup comedy despite maybe some of the

things I said podcast. No, but I have

great respect for it and um it made me

think about the people that I'm watching

and I would uh I would uh encourage

everybody to check out Jordan Jensen if

they haven't seen her work. She's a a

touring comedian right now and really

specific funny voice. Just great with

crowds, improvises all the time, deeply

interesting, funny woman who um yeah, I

just wanted to give a shout out to

because I think she's great. So, uh,

that's all. I never know how to finish

these things. I never know how to end

the podcast. So, okay, bye.

You've been listening to Good Hang. The

executive producers for this show are

Bill Simmons, Jenna Weiss Berman, and

me, Amy Polar. The show is produced by

The Ringer and Paperkite. For The

Ringer, production by Jack Wilson, Cat

Spalain, Kaia McMullen, and Alia

Xanerys. For Paperkite production by Sam

Green, Joel Levelvel, and Jenna Weiss

Berman. Original music by Amy Miles.

Really good. Hey