Transcript: Kathryn Hahn on Good Hang with Amy Poehler
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hi everyone this is Amy Polar welcome to
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another episode of Good Hang i'm very
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very excited to uh uh introduce my next
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guest the great Katherine
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Han what can I say about Katherine she's
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a legend she's so talented funny smart
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she can do it all and um people love
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working with her and I loved working
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with her and today we talked
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about what is her relationship to work
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what is her process how important is it
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for her to feel connected to the stuff
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that she does how is she dealing with
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this new version of fame and popularity
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and how is it changing her life and also
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how important female friendships are and
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how you really haven't met everyone
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you're supposed to meet even at my age
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of 53 so um I'm really excited for you
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to hear what Katherine and I talked
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about today it was a really good hang it
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always is with her so check it out but
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before we start guess who we have as a
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special guest today talking about
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Katherine Han and hanging in the studio
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oh only Patty Leone if her Zoom ever
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[Music]
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patty are you there have you joined us
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she's not she's not there she's still
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She's still not there okay just so just
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to give you guys an update Patty just
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checked in and said "Got it i'll have to
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be on my phone okay putting on slap
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now uh I don't know what that means i'm
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gonna say Okay haha okay thanks so much
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okay this is fun so I don't know what
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putting on slap means it either means
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she's slapping on makeup or that's some
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kind of Broadway term there you are wait
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is that a term putting slap on yeah slap
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is a an expression from for makeup yeah
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putting slap on h i love you daddy
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i love you too darling let me just put a
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little more slap on so what are you
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doing these days singing are you Yeah
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are you Do you have a show tonight no I
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have a show on Monday but what I have
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tonight is um an opera you're attending
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it or you're singing no I'm I'm
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attending it um my friend um is taking
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me Let me just get the eye shadow on
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darling who can talk when you're you
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know putting eye shadow on but I'll try
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uh my friend that wrote it is here
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because it just premiered and we're
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going to the senior citizen
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special he's calling it dinner at
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5:30 the opera starts at 7 and it's
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three hours long and so we're going to
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go and have dinner at the Met and which
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is very exciting it's very you know you
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feel like you're in I don't know another
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dimension when you go into the
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Metropolitan Opera House but it's pretty
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incredible just to watch the people that
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show up and how they're dressed and how
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they act darl I'm ready for you oh you
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look fantastic
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i look hideous but thank you
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but let's talk about Catherine okay
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let's talk about Catherine so today's
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episode we're talking to Katherine we're
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doing this fun thing where we're kind of
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talking behind people's backs before
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they come in just to kind of hear more
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perspective about them and what what you
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think I should ask her or you know what
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you'd be interested in hearing her talk
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about and tell me how like you how you
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met and your your relationship with her
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well we met on Agatha
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um at the table reads basically um
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Katherine because she was the leading
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lady was incredibly generous and incred
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incredibly open and incredibly inclusive
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and embraced I think the responsibility
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of a leading lady and that's you know
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that comes without fear basically um and
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she was fearless and generous and and
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one of my favorite things about her is
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she snorts when she laughs
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so you know she's having a good time
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she's a big laugher she's a big laugher
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but but when you get to
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snort something was really
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funny and that's you know one of her
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best qualities her snort she is a real
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mix of a a a very poised and serious
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dramatic actor and deeply goofy yeah
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very very funny um and doesn't take it
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seriously which is great you know what I
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mean i'm going to ask her about this but
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I want to ask you too i mean the
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response uh has been huge for Agatha
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it's everywhere it's viral Tik Toks it's
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people waiting for you at the airport
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like the the way you get this
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giant huge new group of people who know
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you and know your work what has that
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been like i don't have the kind of
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response that Katherine has gotten i
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mean in in I know that it's so it's so
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weird because because I do so many
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different things people some people know
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that I sing and do Broadway musicals and
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some people know me from Steven's
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Universe and some people know me from
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Life Goes On and some people know me
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from Agatha for Agatha and the ones I've
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been getting more more fan mail about
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Agatha and um which is great because who
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would think that I would end up in the
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Marvel
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universe knowing nothing about it and
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choose to remain that way knowing
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nothing about it any ideas of what I
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could ask Katherine today like any
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questions
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ask her if she's ever thought about
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directing and would she cast me
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i'm just curious to know whether she
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would want to direct and of course I I
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need to get
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hired and I think she you know she would
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be a riot behind the camera i think you
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know they'd have to take take after take
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if it was funny and she snorted i think
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she'd be a great director i think she
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would be a great director agree all
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right love you Patty thank you so much
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my pleasure talk to you soon bye okay
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everyone this is Katherine hi everyone
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thank you for having me katherine I love
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you so much thank you for being on Good
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Hang so happy to be here i love you you
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know I've only done a few episodes so
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far this is very new and I got a note um
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recently from the great Bill Simmons who
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is kind of like uh I guess my boss and
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but um he is uh so good at podcasting
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and is has created an empire and and has
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allowed me to come and do it and he said
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"Lose the ringer." And he said "Lose the
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laptop."
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Why oh just so it's like more
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conversational I guess why do you I just
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before I do I just want to audition it
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one more time how do you feel about it
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listen I think that that's fine for him
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if he doesn't need one but if you need
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one screw it this is your podcast well I
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want to say to you and Bill that I like
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to look things up on here it does take
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me a long time
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it does take me You're fact-checking as
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it's going on i think that's good well
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that I kind of was joking that I had it
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to just make it seem like I was
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factecking but I'm Have you ever used it
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okay okay okay if it's just there for
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evidence
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maybe I was just
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watching you i just have to catch up on
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the pit
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wait is that is that the medical
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procedural okay great with the guy who's
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already been on a medical procedural
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okay great it's supposed to be great
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it's so good okay I gotta get into it
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that's what I want to talk about today
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okay good just kidding okay well I want
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to talk about Paradise dr carter aka
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Noah Wy is now in a new show which is
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nothing like ER but I'm a huge ER fan
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but the pit is so because Bill told me
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to get rid of the laptop I'm going to
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put it in half mass good
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and then if I need it I I do feel like I
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want to I want to watch something with
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you today keep it there okay yeah half
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masked
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okay don't close it but I But Bill I
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hear you and I I appreciate the the
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because it looks love and I I have to
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say I'm still trying to figure out the
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process of this so I so appreciate you
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coming in midprocess i'm so I love
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mid-process you do i do i do because
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it's still figuring itself out so I I
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like it i don't like I It's better it's
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more interesting than a welloiled
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machine
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tell me more about that because you're
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so you do you I love that about you is
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you love the the the messy middle of
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stuff i do because it's like a there is
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like a little on your toes
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um feeling of of of growth that's
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happening while you're in it and that
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always feels like super chargy to me if
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it's like I don't know it's more like
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sometimes it's good and like you know
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that you're gonna hit this this and this
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but I I love conversations and I think
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and I know you do too that are like a
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little not so prescribed at the
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beginning you're so good at them you're
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you're you're really really good at um
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hanging in uh yeah it's what makes you
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such a good person and friend but and
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also such a good actor is you you can
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like tolerate the in between which few I
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don't know if I can I'm learning I'm
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learning yes it is uncomfortable
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sometime sometimes depending on what it
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it really is but just to sit in it and
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let it like I'm not talking about a
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podcast but like life or like schmacking
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yeah it's definitely like that in that
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kind of like uncomfortableness I think
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is
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um like like the time that you're going
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to be surprised did you know that let me
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see if you can guess how many times how
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many episodes of Parks you did do you do
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you would you know to guess i would
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say between seven and 13 yeah 10 10 okay
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between seven and 13 that was my It's
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kind of right between that's amazing
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but it was such a huge impact on my life
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like it's still the thing I get most
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recognized for really yes and I just
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remember Well first of all you were the
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most incredible number one on a call
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sheet because you had dance parties at
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lunch every day and anybody that walked
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on that like set just was filled with
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such confidence and such joy which is I
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had the greatest time on that show i
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have such I don't have the greatest
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that's where we kind of fell in love but
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that is re that's really Katherine where
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we I think actually met my first kind of
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like real memory is in the trailer of
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parks and wreck and we used to Katherine
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is talking about dance parties and we
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used to do a thing where just like after
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lunch we would play three songs best the
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great Autumn Butler our makeup artist
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had great taste in music and we would
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just kind of dance around for two or
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three songs yeah the best i think for me
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a way to honestly just keep my energy up
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but it became a way to meet people in
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the trailer and I remember two things I
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loved about you right away how much you
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love to laugh people that know you know
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that like you you love to laugh if
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someone's going to break in the scene
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it's this professional over here you
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know you I don't Do you think you break
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a I have to be really serious in my mind
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like if I have because if it starts to
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happen it is tears
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and mucus but you I have seen you in
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bloopers and you're hanging in yeah I do
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hang in you hang in i do yeah you in
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fact go in harder i think when people
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are like I have to I know it's a
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survival technique i just have to dig in
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a little bit i do i go harder i feel
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like every time I've done a scene with
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you you are so good at improvising in
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fact like a lot of your character on
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Parks and Rec Jen Barklay's moments were
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improvised were they really well my one
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of the favorites one of one of Tik Tok
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and memes and gifts and just poncho his
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poncho yeah poncho was So let's talk
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about what happened for people that have
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never seen that what what is it what
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tell us what that scene was well I went
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to Ben and Leslie's house um I'm
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speaking as Jen Barkley my character i'm
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first person now well for people that
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aren't watching she just transformed
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just transform her eyes turned dark and
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she's a completely different person a
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lot more
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hairspray i went to their house they
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have children uh I am not into children
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at all i wore a plastic poncho so that I
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wouldn't get any sticky fingers or crap
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all over me and at some point the kids
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rush by with paint nail me with the
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paint and at some take just to make you
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guys laugh i don't even did not have any
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idea it was gonna be any i just swung my
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arms open i went poncho poncho and that
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really has become it has it's like
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Batman's cape
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i mean that was the best like I just
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wanting to make you guys laugh and just
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having so the the energy is so loose so
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I like it's funny you say that
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improvising again i can do it if I know
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who I am and like the given
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circumstances and like that I feel like
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I feel really free in that department
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just well you know how like we we were
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on set a lot and I would watch you work
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and I would say the same thing about
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Adam and I wonder too if it's because of
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your both of your training but I would
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watch the way you two
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worked and you would have a moment where
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we you'd stay really really loose and
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but just right before the scene and I
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can think of a couple scenes the great
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scene where Jen Barkley is telling
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Leslie no basically you know you have to
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start oh you have to start thinking
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bigger which is a huge moment in the
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show i love the writing and that's Mike
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Sher and the writers like I just love
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how they slowly took care of Leslie and
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they sent people in to give her these
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messages and Jen Barkley is just this
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like Gen X yes um ballbuster yes who who
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kind of sees something that Leslie
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doesn't anyway in that moment when
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you're giving that speech I remember
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very clearly right before the scene you
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just took a moment and I think we joked
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about it later because
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I was like it was like
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watching it was watching a a real actor
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oh god
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just staying one more second on parks
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because I do think that um it it was
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such a formative time in my life
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obviously for many reasons and one of
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them was meeting you is
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what I always use that us as an example
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of is that you never know who you have
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yet to meet no yeah i think you know
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when you're in your 40s there's this
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feeling that you've pretty much you have
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your old friends your high school
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friends you have maybe a partner and
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their friends you have your kid mom
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friends college yeah college yeah you
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have like this all these different
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groups of friends and you think I think
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I've met everybody that's going to be my
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close friends i have I I know because
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sometimes those friends become just
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family you know what I mean as everybody
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grows and changes and like people
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there's there and so in my life always
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always but we are very different people
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I don't know what you know and you're
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right there are people like I think even
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I've been in a lot lot of projects where
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you get like intimate really fast and
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everybody says goodbye but then there
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are certain people where you I didn't
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anticipate this like I did that was the
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the one of the pleasures for me too is
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like I did not anticipate that you would
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want to continue to be my friend after
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we did it and then the fact that it's
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gotten like deeper and deeper I'm like
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now I don't know how to do it i mean
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like I am so grateful for you in my life
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we've like we've been in the trenches
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we've been in the trenches yeah we have
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we have like we've been through a lot of
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tough times together
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we've been very honest with each other
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yeah we've like I think we've
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really like taken great pains to see
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each other
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like we're make it a priority and I mean
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I know how I feel about how important
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that is for me but what what how what
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how are female friendships important to
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you what do they do for you i think the
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the real female friends that I have the
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deep ones are fewer than I thought I
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would have like the ones that are really
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you know have your back through anything
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and there's a difference like these it's
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so important to
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have women in your life that aren't
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family to grow old with in a way that
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it's like you said feels very honest but
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and also hilarious but also doesn't feel
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like we have to keep up any anything
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together like keep up any sort of like
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front it just feels like and also very
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affirming like to walk into these next
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chapters together just feels like it's
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not as terrifying yes the witch's road
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the witch's road the coven yes coven on
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coven yes yes that's why I mean I that
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is why when I watched that show when I
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watched Agatha all along um uh that was
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it was so moving you just to get
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basically you must hold hands with
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someone to go into the next step and
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let's be honest our female friendships
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and relationships are going to you know
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with the exception maybe our sibling
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relationships will probably last the
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longest i know they will and I think
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with my dear dearest women friends of
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which there are very few that that is
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such a source of comfort just to be
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heard by another woman yes without
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judgment without like anything but just
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um love i know i feel you u speaking of
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other women um yeah so we do this thing
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uh where we ask people before we have a
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guest to um chat about the guests so
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like I kind of like wanted I want to
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like and we got Patty Leone no you did
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not yes
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oh my god
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I was so excited the wolf patty the wolf
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the wolf
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leone of course the wolf of course
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oh my god i'm This is going to be the
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best well first of all what if it was
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like
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Well she can't sing but yeah not
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talented um no she she's so great isn't
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she i know uh talk about you know a new
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friend that I want to I mean I feel like
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I keep I have to stop telling her our I
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I have to stop asking her if we're
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friends i just have to start believing
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that we are but um anyway oh doll call
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everyone doll but you're right to have
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someone that is like in a different
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stage of our lives that you can that is
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so real
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very important i I don't know about you
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but I get very comfortable around Yes
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older women who are very bossy um
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because I get very relaxed yeah we're in
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good hands we're in good hands and the
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the few times that I've hung out with
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Patty like she's like "We're going for a
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walk." and she tells me what to buy and
- 21:34
and it's
- 21:37
just Okay so tell me about about how you
- 21:41
was was Agatha the first time you met
- 21:43
her oh yeah okay um and I remember when
- 21:46
they said it was Patty Leon I was like
- 21:48
"No." And then we I met her at the first
- 21:50
table read and she just came in with so
- 21:53
many questions which of course like she
- 21:57
knew nothing about Marvel i barely know
- 21:58
anything about Marvel so she was like
- 22:00
"Okay." A and it was just all of these
- 22:02
very detailed questions but then she
- 22:04
just forgot and it didn't matter like
- 22:06
she was she'll stay she'll still be like
- 22:08
I don't know anything about Marvel she
- 22:10
did she she told us that she did she
- 22:12
said well I don't know anything about
- 22:13
which I love i mean and also
- 22:18
and she said you guys met at the table
- 22:20
read and Agatha was a really big circus
- 22:23
to lead oh yes and you had to do a lot
- 22:27
of big stuff on there it was a lot of
- 22:30
swinging oh my gosh so much you know uh
- 22:33
if if one is to believe that acting is a
- 22:36
little embarrassing oh right you had to
- 22:38
do so much stuff incred birthing scenes
- 22:41
and crazy stuff and holding hands and
- 22:44
singing yes so much incredible stuff yes
- 22:48
but like walking the razor's edge cuz we
- 22:50
knew if it went one way or the other it
- 22:52
could be like "Oh wow." And America
- 22:54
voted and it worked america voted for if
- 22:57
Tik Tok voted tik Tok is my government
- 23:00
okay i know i got to get on Tik Tok it's
- 23:04
It's I think it's wrapping up oh I know
- 23:06
it's my perfect timing as usual still my
- 23:09
AOL it's like me and podcast i'm like
- 23:10
"Let me get in there." And everyone's
- 23:12
like "Now?" I'm like "Yep." Right before
- 23:14
the door closes but just for a second
- 23:17
what was it like to be on such a big
- 23:19
show making having to make really big
- 23:21
choices with all these incredibly big
- 23:24
personalities and people it was just it
- 23:26
must have been something we were all
- 23:28
there was no trailers to go back to
- 23:30
really because we were kind of far away
- 23:32
always so we would set up like a little
- 23:34
coven of our chairs in a circle so like
- 23:36
all of our crew chairs would be in a
- 23:38
circle and you could just hear us
- 23:40
cackling like the whole like I mean we
- 23:42
just laughed and Patty had a boom box
- 23:44
and she would get up and like dance or
- 23:46
start singing and we would all be like
- 23:49
like it's coming out of her mouth right
- 23:50
now so Patty wanted me to ask you two
- 23:52
questions well first she said she loves
- 23:54
your snort and we already got it we
- 23:57
already got it once i thought like it's
- 23:59
not as cute anymore but I'm still comes
- 24:01
out i mean you're talking to a person
- 24:03
that laughs like a I've been described
- 24:06
as a raven when a raven when someone
- 24:09
runs over a raven's foot that's how
- 24:12
somebody described my laugh one time so
- 24:14
I mean I don't know what you're talking
- 24:15
about it's the greatest laugh but ever
- 24:18
it's just I have a very witchy laugh too
- 24:20
and you have a very witchy laugh and a
- 24:22
very You do and it's a cackle and a very
- 24:26
devious laugh sometimes it is
- 24:30
it's a little cat that hit the mouth it
- 24:33
I just love it so much cuz it it's like
- 24:35
a little
- 24:36
devious and then huge caggles
- 24:40
and you have a great laugh too like you
- 24:42
laugh with your whole body i do you like
- 24:45
I do oh there she goes but I really do i
- 24:48
do i love a good laugh god me too have
- 24:51
you always been that way was that Where
- 24:53
did Where like Have you always been that
- 24:55
kind of person that loved a good laugh
- 24:56
in high school it started for sure and
- 24:59
then I was like you know I went to an
- 25:00
all girls Catholic school so we had like
- 25:02
a I mean that group was constantly
- 25:04
making fun of the nuns and so I was just
- 25:07
like crying all the time just crying all
- 25:11
the time just like h just floating maxi
- 25:15
pads in like the s in like Mary's pond
- 25:19
like there's like a statue of Mary and
- 25:20
we just like and the nuns would be like
- 25:22
okay so there are maxi pads floating in
- 25:26
the it was like always fit like that
- 25:28
just like fun church giggle stuff stupid
- 25:30
like you'd open up a locker and there'd
- 25:32
be like a huge dick the pop would pop
- 25:34
out on a spring like we were very first
- 25:37
my theory that Catholic school girls
- 25:39
were a so bad they were so bad but
- 25:43
because everything was you know uniforms
- 25:46
and there was like church every week and
- 25:47
it all felt like I don't know if I
- 25:48
believe in any of this yeah and then B
- 25:51
they were just like really ready to go
- 25:54
really ready to go oh I was like "Let's
- 25:57
go let's go." And they were I was like
- 25:58
"Any takers any takers?" And there was
- 26:00
not takers
- 26:02
i was like "Hey horny so horny." And I
- 26:05
was like
- 26:07
"Okay." I was like "Is it my overplucked
- 26:11
eyebrows what's what's happening is it
- 26:14
my Catholic school uniform that my mom
- 26:16
thought I was going to gain maybe or
- 26:18
like seven dress sizes but I was
- 26:20
literally like kids would go down and
- 26:22
see my skirt and just pull it off me
- 26:24
like in school so we had to wear boxers
- 26:28
oh yeah boxers were a big deal that Wait
- 26:30
it was an all girls school yeah and they
- 26:31
were pancing you pancing me skirting you
- 26:35
in in I did go to co-ed Catholic
- 26:39
elementary school and we would have
- 26:40
something called Friday flipup day so we
- 26:43
knew to wear boxers because on Friday
- 26:45
all the guys ran around and flipped up
- 26:47
your skirt oh my god yes and Thursday
- 26:49
throw up day Wednesday wedding day i
- 26:52
don't know what Tuesday or Monday was
- 26:54
after flip up your skirt and back then
- 26:56
we were like the price of being a girl
- 26:58
it is we were like "Oh we better get
- 27:00
prepared." We were like "Maybe someone
- 27:02
will flip up my skirt today." So [ __ ]
- 27:06
up so [ __ ] up so [ __ ] up and and the
- 27:09
teachers were like "If you guys are
- 27:10
doing the flip up keep it outside of
- 27:13
class i want to know about it." And then
- 27:15
I remember some guy some kid I was in
- 27:17
sixth grade called me gorilla legs cuz I
- 27:19
haven't shave I hadn't shaved my legs
- 27:21
yet and I was like horrified by that so
- 27:24
I went home and I tried to shave and it
- 27:26
was like a cheese grater it was like I
- 27:28
could see a curl of my skin before it
- 27:30
started bleeding and I was like what oh
- 27:32
I still have scars oh no i didn't know
- 27:35
how to do it i went rogue with my dad's
- 27:37
shaver in the tub oh no cuz of that
- 27:40
stupid boy it was that stupid boy i know
- 27:44
i had a stupid boy tell me one time that
- 27:45
I look like a frog that my face looked
- 27:47
like a frog and I just I still think
- 27:49
about it i mean I still remember i just
- 27:51
remember being like well I Yeah but you
- 27:54
just get that thing where you're like
- 27:55
well I guess I'll live the life of a
- 27:57
frog then like you just immediately like
- 27:59
well if one boy thinks it that then it
- 28:02
shall be so then it shall be so yeah
- 28:04
yeah I guess well I'll be they'll just
- 28:06
flip up my skirt and I'll wear my boxers
- 28:08
and shave my legs in the bathtub and
- 28:11
wear have a face like a frog i mean it's
- 28:14
horrible it's horrible the [ __ ] I got
- 28:16
for my nose my whole life really for the
- 28:19
size of your nose yes and that I had
- 28:22
such
- 28:23
a such a like thing about it that I was
- 28:25
like when I'm 18 I'm getting a nose job
- 28:28
and now I'm so glad that I did it no
- 28:30
yeah and now I love my nose i just think
- 28:32
people should know that you have never
- 28:34
gotten any plastic surgery not that
- 28:36
there's anything wrong with that but I
- 28:37
just think but I think also we I feel
- 28:39
that way with you like it's a time this
- 28:43
is a treacherous moment where you're
- 28:44
like have to leave behind all that
- 28:47
currency that I really didn't I wasn't
- 28:49
listen I wasn't like that was my that
- 28:51
wasn't my my currency in this business
- 28:54
was never like same which I think is
- 28:56
helpful going forward because it's not
- 28:59
but yeah I'm like but now you're now
- 29:02
you've gotten into mother phase your
- 29:03
mother Han now I have mother Han Because
- 29:05
honestly this is my Instagram thing that
- 29:07
my I haven't used since in the first
- 29:09
fight i kind of petered out on the
- 29:11
dumbest one i just haven't done it again
- 29:14
i put it on my computer and yeah I
- 29:17
haven't posted literally it's the
- 29:19
dumbest last one i know you don't know
- 29:20
what it is but it was just petered out
- 29:23
and um we tried my daughter tried to
- 29:25
find a name for me or like whatever
- 29:28
handle is that what it's called yeah I
- 29:30
think so and we couldn't find anything
- 29:33
with my name and then we saw motherhan
- 29:36
lowercase and I was like oh that's funny
- 29:38
and she was like you know the other
- 29:40
connotations though and I was like yeah
- 29:42
fine I'll be cute but then it has really
- 29:45
a very it does have a very specific um
- 29:49
like following which I love well that's
- 29:52
what I'm saying is there's this amazing
- 29:54
moment that's happening for you in
- 29:55
general where you know people that have
- 29:57
loved your work now for 20 years are
- 30:00
seeing you get this kind of next level
- 30:03
of um recognition and you know all that
- 30:06
comes with like the Marvel machine yes
- 30:08
and there is this also celebration at
- 30:12
the same time led primarily by gay men
- 30:15
but not just gay men and young gay women
- 30:17
young gay women who love the lesbian
- 30:19
kiss that you had on Agatha with her
- 30:21
beautiful Aubrey Plaza like that are
- 30:25
deciding to just like be like mother and
- 30:29
that feels like you're being anointed
- 30:30
which I'm like it's Ann Braftoft in the
- 30:33
graduate like that's what it feels like
- 30:35
there's like a cougary vibe yes instead
- 30:38
but I also think that there's kind of
- 30:39
like a
- 30:41
cuz I don't I mean that's not who I am
- 30:43
but I guess it also means
- 30:45
like I don't No what does What do you
- 30:47
think it means like teacher i think it's
- 30:49
like a way Yes it's like a way to
- 30:52
compliment someone's
- 30:56
wisdom and fortitude without making them
- 30:59
while still making them feel sexy
- 31:01
there's something that feels sexy about
- 31:04
it because it's very dom it's very like
- 31:07
she will crush you like it's a little
- 31:09
bit like mother right
- 31:12
um maybe you should have your Instagram
- 31:14
should have been you should have tried
- 31:16
to spell that out but but also there's a
- 31:19
reverence to it like a respect there's
- 31:21
like a there's like a loving respect i I
- 31:23
again someone else could probably break
- 31:25
down the etmology and what it really
- 31:26
means and we all know where it comes
- 31:28
back it goes back to like the houses and
- 31:31
you know like all the queer culture back
- 31:34
who are creating their own community and
- 31:36
family i love it i It moves me so much
- 31:40
me too and it's and it's it's just
- 31:42
there's some something that's happening
- 31:44
right now I'm noticing in real time
- 31:46
where women our age in our 50s in our
- 31:49
business used to kind of just be uh on
- 31:52
the way out for the most part there were
- 31:54
a few but a lot of them were not really
- 31:57
regarded by young people as being vital
- 31:59
Yes producers of things yeah and that is
- 32:02
changing it's kind of it is changing i
- 32:05
never liked milk i hated Mil me too why
- 32:09
do we hate it well because it's a porn
- 32:12
term probably by a lot of young by a lot
- 32:15
of young men that have a fetish for
- 32:18
[ __ ] older women yeah i never mothers
- 32:21
yeah and also I didn't like it cuz it
- 32:22
was like "Oh you'll still [ __ ] them."
- 32:25
Yes uh let me check they don't want to
- 32:28
[ __ ] in
- 32:30
i just checked gut check gut check butt
- 32:33
check and gut check butt check it's not
- 32:35
happening for you too it's like "Oh
- 32:37
great." I know it was like well I've had
- 32:40
a couple mils and it's like oh god maybe
- 32:43
we don't like it too because it sounds
- 32:44
like milk yeah maybe maybe because Yeah
- 32:48
but it's it just feels like it's from
- 32:49
the dude's point of view in like a gross
- 32:51
porny way yeah mother feels a little bit
- 32:54
more uh you respect it and it feels
- 32:57
more gay adjacent queer adjacent so it
- 33:00
feels a little Yeah um which I love so
- 33:03
much i love it so much i love the very
- 33:07
young queer women that are um felt
- 33:11
really like loved Agatha all along like
- 33:14
that was such a huge part of our
- 33:16
audience that was very very moving i
- 33:19
mean you were the first gay Marvel kiss
- 33:22
right i a queer Marvel kiss i don't know
- 33:25
i think I have a piece of paper let me
- 33:27
see
- 33:29
yep it's not on the Yeah oh yes yeah
- 33:32
yeah the first Marvel lesbian kiss
- 33:34
according to this paper that just flew
- 33:37
in hold on it just floated down from the
- 33:40
sky it's coming from the sky here we go
- 33:42
but yeah that it's pretty cool yeah
- 33:44
that's cool yeah it's cool that's cool
- 33:46
and with Plaza so it just could not be
- 33:48
cooler i know i know our beautiful baby
- 33:50
plaza um uh what's going uh and I'm
- 33:54
aware of the as your as a therapist I'm
- 33:56
aware of the time it's 11:48 i am so
- 34:00
fine with that okay just letting you
- 34:01
know cuz I want to
- 34:03
persect you have a long press day and so
- 34:06
I know you have to do a lot of talking
- 34:07
but and you have to eat wings you have
- 34:08
to you have to eat hot wings i'm so
- 34:10
sorry I don't have wings i know I should
- 34:12
be prepping before the my diarrhea kicks
- 34:15
in do that wings thing and you have it
- 34:18
and you're like no I absolutely not i
- 34:20
because I hate milk so I don't know how
- 34:23
I'm going to do it be a disaster for me
- 34:24
no it's going to be someone said peanut
- 34:26
butter on toast beforehand line your
- 34:28
stomach the things we go through for
- 34:30
purpose for no
- 34:31
reason what do we What do we have to do
- 34:34
we have to line our
- 34:36
stomach how did this How did this happen
- 34:39
how are we now doing eating spicy things
- 34:42
the sp and spicier and spicier while
- 34:45
being asked really interesting really
- 34:47
interesting questions
- 34:49
really great questions but um but the
- 34:52
the way in which we're like I guess I
- 34:54
guess for this show I gotta have
- 34:56
diarrhea for four days for four days
- 34:58
ring a fire but I also there's something
- 35:01
about it that I was like yes because it
- 35:04
just felt so um so unique that it just
- 35:10
is a really good example of what we were
- 35:12
talking about earlier like you're like
- 35:13
this is going to be fun i'm into it
- 35:15
you're into the the lack of control yeah
- 35:19
and I'm like am I going to vomit am I
- 35:22
going to I don't know we actually do
- 35:25
that is actually Friday but I have a lot
- 35:28
other stuff to but I am so I have a
- 35:30
couple days to prep my stomach it's like
- 35:32
a colonoscopy
- 35:34
i have to start eating but like in
- 35:36
reverse cuz I think I got to line it as
- 35:38
thick as possible so there's no way like
- 35:41
my throat down to my colon has to just
- 35:44
be lined with bread yogurt peanut butter
- 35:48
and just bread shoved in there show
- 35:51
business baby show business that's what
- 35:54
it's why we got into show business to do
- 35:56
stuff like that to just eat weird hot
- 35:58
stuff on camera for free for free um but
- 36:02
we were talking a little bit about the
- 36:04
like way in which you're getting
- 36:06
received like when you're out in public
- 36:08
it's a little overwhelming sometimes
- 36:10
because of the fandom of it all like
- 36:12
there's you're in a machine now that's
- 36:13
bigger than maybe some other ones and we
- 36:16
were kind of talking about that feeling
- 36:18
of like having to take on other people's
- 36:20
energy and how do you balance the
- 36:23
introversion and extroversion part of
- 36:24
what we do
- 36:31
[Music]
- 36:34
well please excuse her
- 36:39
[Laughter]
- 36:42
[Music]
- 36:47
okay oh god yeah that's a good answer
- 36:50
you know we were talking about hot ones
- 36:52
for a while you got all I need a Pepsi
- 36:56
AC um okay fans
- 37:01
no it's you know you're I mean Marvel is
- 37:04
a totally different machine and I am so
- 37:06
rarely recognized in my life like you
- 37:10
know I just walk out like I don't think
- 37:13
about it so I'm like you know I had one
- 37:16
meal with Carrie Kenny Silver who I love
- 37:18
so much and she someone came up to our
- 37:20
table and was like sorry I have to tell
- 37:21
you I love you and I think it's so
- 37:23
hilarious you go out of the house
- 37:24
looking like
- 37:27
this and I was like "Oh thank
- 37:30
[Music]
- 37:32
you." Well my thing is when people go
- 37:35
"Can I tell you who you look like?" And
- 37:37
I'm always like "Please don't it is
- 37:40
never going to be great it's never going
- 37:41
to be great." Unless it's Scarjo or
- 37:43
something like it's never and it's And
- 37:46
it's also so It's always someone who is
- 37:49
at a hard 30 years older than who I am
- 37:52
which is fine but okay so let's talk
- 37:56
about Philly Justice before we talk
- 37:57
about the studio and then we'll be done
- 37:59
actually one of the most the thing I'm
- 38:00
almost the most proud of okay can you
- 38:02
explain to people what we're talking
- 38:03
about when we say Okay when we were
- 38:04
there was a a bunch of the parks and
- 38:07
wreck actors it was Paul Rudd you
- 38:12
Rashidita
- 38:14
Adam and is that it yeah me uh we the
- 38:18
the original picture that Philly Justice
- 38:21
was born out of was me you Rashidita
- 38:23
Adam and Rudd and it was we had like
- 38:26
businessy outfits on i think we were
- 38:28
going to court or something or like so
- 38:30
all of us had like very businessy and I
- 38:33
don't know whose idea was it but we took
- 38:35
a um it was whose idea was it but we
- 38:39
were all in like kind of staggered
- 38:41
stairs and what looked like the front of
- 38:44
like a very um you know a courthouse we
- 38:47
we pretended we were on a fake TV show
- 38:50
in the '9s called Philly Justice or the
- 38:52
early 2000s and we all crossed our arms
- 38:55
then that became a text chain where we
- 38:57
started pretending that we were we were
- 39:00
just uh pretending we had been texting
- 39:02
each other like as the actors from it is
- 39:04
the pilot going to be picked up like we
- 39:07
were going to do like we were all very
- 39:08
excited it was like a David Kellyesque
- 39:10
show so there was like some cache it
- 39:13
wasn't like a shitty show right
- 39:16
katherine is playing like a a lawyer
- 39:18
question mark we don't know and um who
- 39:21
has a has a very tempestuous
- 39:24
relationship with Angie Martinez played
- 39:26
by Rashidita Jones and we're not sure a
- 39:29
lot of past lot I mean I think you guys
- 39:32
are lovers
- 39:37
amy please excuse her she knows not what
- 39:41
she's doing like um Robert Durst when
- 39:43
he's guilty and he's he's every time I
- 39:48
sorry every time I bring up being your
- 39:50
lesbian tendencies you start burping and
- 39:52
we're
- 39:55
like okay um but uh I mean I remember
- 39:59
thinking I can't believe how lucky I am
- 40:02
that I'm working with people who want to
- 40:05
also do this dumb thing yes like yes fun
- 40:08
dumb things to me are a love language
- 40:10
that's a way like it's like proves like
- 40:13
safety i guess that if you're relaxed
- 40:16
enough to do fun dumb things then you're
- 40:18
in the right place yeah and the more the
- 40:20
older and older I get I feel like just
- 40:24
want that yeah like nothing is that
- 40:26
important right um a great transition
- 40:29
into your new show
- 40:31
and the studio but it is the studio is
- 40:34
fun though it is fun and you mentioned
- 40:36
Katherine O'Hara talk to us about the
- 40:38
show and the cast i mean Katherine
- 40:40
O'Hara another goddess that I couldn't
- 40:42
believe we've only have a couple scenes
- 40:43
in it but I have gotten to know her like
- 40:45
through the press thing and she is like
- 40:47
we were saying like what I want to like
- 40:48
that's how I want to grow up yeah even
- 40:50
though she's you know basically my aunt
- 40:53
but she um is I mean on camera and not
- 40:56
off camera like just such a hu a good
- 40:59
egg and it's Seth Rogan and Evan
- 41:02
Goldberg seth stars in it and um they
- 41:05
both wrote all the episodes and directed
- 41:07
all the episodes with like one shot
- 41:09
they're all like wonders or some
- 41:11
invisible scenes wow i know but it's
- 41:14
really incredible because we rehearsed
- 41:16
each scene like a play like we had to
- 41:18
rehearse it a gazillion times with the
- 41:20
camera and then know when the camera's
- 41:22
going to be on you and know like when to
- 41:23
get out of the way for the camera and
- 41:25
still like try to keep eye contact it
- 41:26
was a It was like a The challenges were
- 41:30
so fun and juicy and and also you knew
- 41:34
that if you [ __ ] up one line in it
- 41:36
you'd have to go back to the beginning
- 41:37
so like the tension of
- 41:40
everybody really added to the tension of
- 41:43
this fictional studio Continental
- 41:46
Studios that Seth Rogan just became the
- 41:50
head of and trying to save it like it
- 41:53
can't keep it from the streamers and
- 41:55
also the like balance between art and
- 41:58
um money like blockb like he he's a
- 42:02
lover of film that just wants to make
- 42:04
like you know Fox catcher all the time
- 42:08
and they're like "You can't make it all
- 42:10
the time you have to make a Kool-Aid
- 42:12
movie you know?" So it's like the the
- 42:14
tension between and it's Ike Baron Holtz
- 42:17
is in it who's freaking hilarious he's
- 42:18
so good chase Sweet Wonders Peach
- 42:22
hilarious and um Brian Cranston has a a
- 42:26
recording as the um the money guy on top
- 42:29
of the studio and uh who do you play i
- 42:32
play um the market the head of marketing
- 42:36
your look is incredible it is incredible
- 42:39
and I feel like there's a lot of humans
- 42:42
in Hollywood that just dress label to
- 42:45
label so she's just totally got a girl
- 42:48
at Sachs who will bring the [ __ ] to the
- 42:52
office and she tries it on at lunch has
- 42:54
a tab running tab at Sachs nice and also
- 42:58
probably um you know what is it delane
- 43:02
that Do Street Market a lot of like
- 43:04
street brands she has big nails i
- 43:06
remember that right long long nails yeah
- 43:09
and no personal life so it's all filling
- 43:12
like a deep empty hole yes that she gets
- 43:16
um that she just lives at her job and is
- 43:19
it thing or can we It's weekly okay
- 43:22
great i have to say overall I'm enjoying
- 43:24
a more weekly thing because I feel like
- 43:25
we binged too hard i do too yeah it
- 43:29
gives me a headache and also makes me
- 43:31
feel like a little bit sick the binging
- 43:33
is too much it's too much it's too much
- 43:35
and you lose the
- 43:38
Yeah swallowed it that time i was like
- 43:41
three i can't do three on your podcast
- 43:43
three burps yes what is wrong with me i
- 43:45
just swallowed the rule of threes you
- 43:48
have to do one more burp for comedy
- 43:50
maybe that was the third and it was just
- 43:52
I swallowed it and now it's just a hot
- 43:56
people I know that listen to these
- 43:58
things and they have a hard time like
- 43:59
with uh whatever it's called what's the
- 44:01
um the word when you don't like mouth
- 44:03
sounds oh uh misophonia misophonia where
- 44:07
they don't like the the the milky mouth
- 44:10
sounds of people which I understand i
- 44:12
understand it i The worst is when you're
- 44:14
talking to someone and there's little
- 44:15
white cream on the creases of their
- 44:17
mouth and then when they talk you can
- 44:19
hear like and you just want to be like
- 44:21
slide them a glass of water you want to
- 44:23
slide them and I feel like this is the
- 44:24
end of our interview because where where
- 44:25
are we back we're back to water we're
- 44:27
back to water how badly do you have to
- 44:30
pee
- 44:31
not at all i've been peeing this whole
- 44:33
time oh right next time I'm going to
- 44:35
wear just I don't even know how it works
- 44:37
if there's an adult diaper or just a
- 44:39
bucket no you just pee the thing people
- 44:41
don't tell you about podcasting which I
- 44:43
learned when I first started you pee
- 44:45
anytime you just pee in your seat all
- 44:48
the men you're watching they're
- 44:49
constantly peeing just underneath their
- 44:51
table gross there's a stadium buddy or
- 44:54
have you ever seen the women's version
- 44:56
of that i have it oh the way you get it
- 45:00
my friend gave it it's like a funnel
- 45:01
because you can be like "So it isn't
- 45:05
like a straight shot." Okay keep it in
- 45:06
my car okay i thought you like keep it
- 45:08
in my pants i keep it I keep it in my
- 45:11
bed no it's a it's a funnel that you I
- 45:14
suggest getting it you're supposed to
- 45:16
use it for camping but I have it for my
- 45:17
car because sometimes you're in traffic
- 45:19
and it's and it's a Oh no like what and
- 45:22
I can you get that going while you're
- 45:24
driving a car i have never I've to be
- 45:27
fair I've never actually used it oh oh
- 45:29
okay but this knowing it's there i know
- 45:32
that you have a backup maybe also
- 45:33
sometimes if there's a questionable gas
- 45:35
station restroom I would rather cop
- 45:37
squat that I would rather pull over and
- 45:39
pee i've done that before go to a gas
- 45:41
station i've done that definitely in
- 45:42
places that um met like the national
- 45:46
parks where you like open the small one
- 45:47
it's just a hole yeah i just think I
- 45:50
just I've just pulled over and opened up
- 45:52
my car door and just peed
- 45:56
i think we all have i mean what are you
- 45:59
going to do what are you going to do
- 46:00
seriously you can't No one wants a UTI
- 46:02
and you can't be like a man and pee in a
- 46:04
bottle like a like Oh my god have you
- 46:07
ever been There's some streets in New
- 46:09
York City i know this is getting long
- 46:10
but there's some streets in New York
- 46:11
that are like the like the arteries for
- 46:14
getting off the bridges or whatever that
- 46:15
if you walk down it's like filled Coke
- 46:18
bottles with urine men are so [ __ ]
- 46:21
disgusting disgusting but I have to tell
- 46:22
you okay last thing sometimes Sometimes
- 46:25
I'm like "Women lift up the freaking
- 46:27
seat." 100% i'm like I have sat so many
- 46:30
times on other women's urine women you
- 46:32
cannot pee on the seat to protect your
- 46:35
own germs like you can't not sit on a
- 46:39
toilet seat so that I have to sit on the
- 46:42
key yes lift it up it's disgusting also
- 46:46
if you're really that weird about it put
- 46:49
toilet paper on the seat they have
- 46:51
things for you they have things don't
- 46:54
squat on the seat pee on it and then
- 46:56
leave and then leave you know what women
- 46:58
are disgusting too or wipe it off with a
- 47:01
And you're like I know you just tried to
- 47:02
wipe it off but it's still there [ __ ]
- 47:05
you're talking to a gal who left signs
- 47:08
in a in a uh when I think it must have
- 47:10
been when I was at SNL i was like who is
- 47:13
peeing on this seat yes i was like "Hey
- 47:16
news flash this is a disaster for those
- 47:19
that fall a restroom for a lot of
- 47:21
women." Yeah well last thing growing up
- 47:24
in Cleveland we had faulty um what's it
- 47:28
called you know when you flush a toilet
- 47:31
plumbing
- 47:35
ah age but my dad had a sign above the
- 47:38
toilet that said poop flush wipe
- 47:41
flush cuz if you put the poop and the
- 47:45
and the toilet paper in there would
- 47:46
overflow immediately flush white flush
- 47:48
poop flush white flush i'm going to
- 47:49
leave you with that anyho but I these
- 47:52
are I think these are important things
- 47:53
to say they are they are they are we
- 47:56
don't talk about it but these are But
- 47:58
also just women lastly lift up the seat
- 48:01
name you don't have to and You don't
- 48:04
have to lift yeah don't just sit on the
- 48:06
seat sit on it sit on it if you don't
- 48:08
feel like sitting on it lift it sit on
- 48:10
the seats sit on the seat what like
- 48:13
where are we that's why they just Where
- 48:15
are we you're so lucky to have a seat
- 48:18
there's a lot of people that just have
- 48:19
to squat if someone ran for like
- 48:22
Congress and their whole thing was sit
- 48:24
on the seat they'd win they'd win they'd
- 48:27
win they would win sit on the seat i'm
- 48:29
going to start making bumper stickers
- 48:31
okay the I'm asking I'm asking a bunch
- 48:33
of people cuz you love to laugh and you
- 48:34
have a great laugh i'm asking a bunch of
- 48:36
people what are they doing right now to
- 48:38
make themselves laugh like what is the
- 48:40
thing you're watching or doing or
- 48:42
listening to what cracks you up um my
- 48:47
dog really cracks me up he's such a
- 48:50
little wenus everything his name is
- 48:53
Banjo and he's such an idiot he has a
- 48:56
He's such a mut and he has his tail
- 48:58
that's always so high he's got a really
- 48:59
aggressive
- 49:01
[ __ ] and everything he does is so
- 49:05
stupid that he makes me laugh so hard
- 49:07
he's a dingo like everything he does
- 49:11
like he'll walk he'll get outside and
- 49:12
he'll like do laughs like back and forth
- 49:14
as fast as he can from one side of the
- 49:15
lawn to the other
- 49:16
he won't stop and he he'll just have he
- 49:19
has this corn cob that he can chew has a
- 49:22
sound in it and he'll just look at you
- 49:23
and be like like and you hear the this
- 49:26
horn going on for so long and so his
- 49:29
anxiety is funny he has had a cone on
- 49:33
for a third of his life because he
- 49:36
constantly is eating something or he'll
- 49:38
look at you like there's just blood
- 49:40
gushing out of his back leg like
- 49:43
banjo he'll he licked the skin off of
- 49:46
his his own little paw cuz he just was
- 49:49
stressed out and then he keeps licking
- 49:51
it so he's had to Yeah so who would play
- 49:53
banjo in a movie if he was a human oh it
- 49:56
would be it would be He's got a lot of
- 49:59
um white male privilege he is so blonde
- 50:03
it's not Patrick Schwarzenegger cuz he's
- 50:05
really great honestly it's a young Leo
- 50:07
is really what it is it's a young Leo
- 50:09
it's a young Leo it's like a Yes uh uh
- 50:13
maybe it's the kid from um Baby Girl
- 50:15
what's his name the The Yes right his uh
- 50:18
I don't know his name [ __ ] we'll never
- 50:20
We have a laptop we can't figure it out
- 50:23
harris Dickinson harris Dickinson maybe
- 50:25
it's a Harris Dickinson yeah with a
- 50:27
little more like I'll do whatever you
- 50:29
say but I I can't I forgot it
- 50:32
already it's kind of like like that his
- 50:35
day focuses at 5:00 that's the only
- 50:38
thing he holds on to is dinner at 5
- 50:40
everything else is chaos then all of a
- 50:41
sudden at 4:45 he's
- 50:44
like I love him so much good news we
- 50:47
just got We just heard that Austin
- 50:48
Butler is excited to read for Banjo oh
- 50:51
okay so okay maybe I'll put him I'm
- 50:54
You're I'm curious to see his his I'd
- 50:56
love to see him read i would love to see
- 50:58
him read i'd love to see him read can't
- 51:01
wait to get the tape okay love you i
- 51:04
love you so much
- 51:06
okay thank you to Katherine Han our
- 51:10
great hilarious friend man that was so
- 51:12
fun she's so funny and she was reminding
- 51:14
us about dance parties which we used to
- 51:16
have on the set of Parks and Wreck and I
- 51:18
want to remind you you can always have
- 51:20
your own all you need is three
- 51:24
songs one other person and uh and
- 51:28
and the the the want and need to have
- 51:32
fun so uh do it now let's start with
- 51:37
Brass and Pocket by the Pretenders take
- 51:39
it slow warm up and
- 51:41
stretch then go to uh Red Wine Supernova
- 51:46
Chapel Rowan sing all the lyrics really
- 51:48
loudly and point to each other and then
- 51:51
finish by going to the club with uh a
- 51:55
little Rihanna uh we found love in a
- 51:58
hopeless place and pretend that you've
- 52:00
lost your purse on the dance floor and
- 52:02
run around three songs is all you need
- 52:05
to change your day thank you guys so
- 52:08
much for listening to another episode um
- 52:11
thanks for
- 52:12
hanging you've been listening to Good
- 52:14
Hang the executive producers for this
- 52:16
show are Bill Simmons Jenna Weiss Berman
- 52:18
and me Amy Polar the show is produced by
- 52:21
The Ringer and Paperkite for The Ringer
- 52:23
production by Jack Wilson Cat Spalain
- 52:25
Kaia McMullen and Aia Xanerys for
- 52:28
Paperkite production by Sam Green Joel
- 52:31
Levelvel and Jenna Weiss Berman original
- 52:33
music by Amy Miles